r/UnethicalLifeProTips 22d ago

Travel ULPT Request: Most expensive thing you’ve ever taken from a hotel room without being fined/charged?

We’ve all probably taken the extra shampoos, soaps, q-tips, k-cups, etc… maybe even a towel or two 😉. Any other stories?

Failed stories are welcome too so we know what NOT to do 😜.

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u/Maniacboy888 21d ago edited 21d ago

I was in a hotel room in NYC and the room had a balcony. I was on the balcony and the room next to me had their door open so I could hear the person next door. This guy was on the phone loudly telling someone how he was going to propose that night and how he had ordered a very expensive bottle of champagne to the room to celebrate. How sweet right?

Well later that night him and his girl got back to the room very late and they were drunk and fighting. Apparently he proposed and she said no. We heard their whole fight and it was bad. We heard something crash out in the hallway and checked it out once we heard him scream that he was leaving. Through the peep hole I could see In the hallway there was his bag and clothes and other things along with the champagne and the ice bucket it was in.

He picked up his bag and clothes and left.

Me? That champagne was delicious. 🥂🍾

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u/Apprehensive_Hat8986 21d ago

He: Proposes

She: Says "no" since she's unsure

He: Completely loses his cool and explodes

She: Is now 100% sure about that no.

You: A show and a nightcap?! 🎉

Bravo mate. 🤣

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u/LieutenantStar2 21d ago

Nice! This is such a NYC story

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u/Useful-Stay4512 18d ago

Thurston Howell III on a budget my bro!