r/Unexpected 2d ago

Having a casual evening drive

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u/UnExplanationBot 2d ago

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:


Truck comes flying sideways out of nowhere


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u/chickentootssoup 2d ago

Optimus fucking prime shows up ready to fuck.

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u/ReliableChoom 1d ago

Why did this make me think “Optimus Penis”?

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u/Cotton_Candy_Dan 1d ago

He shows up with his Cocktimus Primed.

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u/OrthodoxAtheist 2d ago

Looks to me like the truck driver was going very fast, saw the idiot turning around in the road blocking both lanes, so he had to hit the breaks hard, and turn which caused sideways sliding, and meanwhile the idiot who cause the problem just toodles off probably clueless to the harm they caused with their shitty decision. That said, I'm almost certain the trucker was speeding at the time.

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u/cheapdrinks 1d ago

Keep in mind the video is super sped up, it's 10 seconds long yet 25 seconds elapse on the time stamp so it's playing at 2.5x actual speed.

Guessing the truck driver didn't slow down soon enough because he thought the guy was pulling into the driveway first, then thought he was backing into the other driveway second then only at the last moment realised he was pulling an idiotic 3 point turn u-turn across both lates with incoming traffic bearing down on him. Truck driver definitely should have slowed down sooner but it was still an incredibly dumb thing to do from the white suv

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u/darkenseyreth 1d ago

The fact it took almost 30 seconds for that turn is the real crime here.

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u/AnapsidIsland1 1d ago

Good observation, makes me even more annoyed with white car

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u/7thdilemma 1d ago

That's so fucking annoying.

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u/Efficient_Maybe_1086 1d ago

The trucker is at fault all the same though. If he couldn’t stop for a car he already saw, there is no way he could stop for someone exiting their garage or a pedestrian crossing the street.

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u/cheapdrinks 1d ago

Yeah I know, he made an assumption that didn't work out. I do feel a bit bad for him though - if you see a pedestrian crossing the road in the distance 30 seconds ahead of you, you don't normally dramatically slow down, you assume that they're going to fully cross the street and be well clear long before you get there. You don't expect them to walk 3/4 of the way across, turn around, walk back all the way to the other side then at the last second do another 360 and dash back across into oncoming traffic without looking. Just like you don't drive down every street 20 below the limit expecting that a car is going to wildly pull out in front of you without checking if there's traffic coming or not.

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u/darsynia 1d ago edited 1d ago

Pretty sure you should slow down even if you're fairly sure, because the alternative could be negligent homicide.

(though, fwiw, I live on a one way street with a million kids. So I'm always driving more cautiously than most)

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u/AnapsidIsland1 2d ago

Yeah, he was going too fast and totally thought the car was gonna pull into the driveway and disappear. I don’t know who got the blame, it should be the white car for not yielding to traffic.

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u/Global-Bag264 1d ago

Both. The SUV failed to yield AND made an illegal U-turn, and the truck looked to be speeding badly. I hope they caught the license plate of that idiot in the SUV.

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u/wvs1993 2d ago

The truck had 15 seconds to slow down. Seemed like he wasnt paying attention then.

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u/YoRt3m 2d ago

According to the time at the top it is sped up, and yet, unclear to me how and what

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u/lvkdzh 2d ago

Nice boardslide

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u/flatfootbluntwrap 2d ago

new Amazon driver is fast tho

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u/69HottieLove 2d ago

Forget about reversing if you know how to calculate speed

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u/CapnBio 2d ago

Holy truck!

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u/Thulsa_D00M 2d ago

Optimus Prime X Tony Hawk mashup

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u/Davos_Derostos 1d ago

Me trying to work it out...

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u/BigGreenBillyGoat 2d ago

Yeah, seems like the guy doing the Y turn caused that.

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u/titochan05 2d ago

Roll out!!!