r/Unexpected • u/coral2snake • 2d ago

Lucky girl.

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u/ilovebasundi 2d ago

I think your girl might literally be a bitch.

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u/WhyTheeSadFace 2d ago

But at least, this bitch won’t take half of your money, and fuck your friend.

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u/Nikkian42 2d ago

Look at that face. Would you say no to giving half of your money? Even if she humped all of your friends?

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u/WhyTheeSadFace 2d ago

Nah man, I am broke ass.

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u/nooooobie1650 1d ago

She’d happily do it for free