r/Unexpected • u/solo_leveler_69420 • 1d ago

This barber loves his customers.

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u/UnExplanationBot 1d ago

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

He kissed his customer

Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/Kvarcov 1d ago

That's hot

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u/sweetmarionette 1d ago

Are you talking about the fire or the kiss. 🤔

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u/knighthawk0811 1d ago

the kiss was fire

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Kvarcov 1d ago

Damn, they even got fire on those charges? Wild

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u/NoReasonDragon 1d ago

What happens next? do they live happily ever after?

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u/Valdoray 1d ago

Nope, just hot fling, literally

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u/fibronacci 1d ago

Prob def a happy ending

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u/blacklotusY 1d ago

I'm no barber expert, but I'm pretty sure they're not supposed to kiss their customer while spraying your hair on fire 💀

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u/Dense-Corgi-7936 1d ago

You stated the same thing twice.  You're no barber expert. 

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u/Nithin_palwai 1d ago

Lol, the body jerk.

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u/Popular_Tomorrow_680 1d ago

Why is no one asking about the 2 yellow hibiscus flowers in the customer’s ears???

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u/Dense-Corgi-7936 1d ago

Because everyone understands that part.

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u/BigPekkingDuck 1d ago

New snow white looks awesome

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u/Bourgeous 1d ago

that's a yellow snow, sir /I'll see myself out

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u/gbolly999 1d ago

LMAO!!!

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u/Western_Presence1928 1d ago

Can you singe a bit off the top please.

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u/No_Passenger3861 1d ago

Did the barber just spit in his mouth?😂😂

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u/NetSame8016 1d ago

he looks a little hot headed

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u/etriuswimbleton 1d ago

DAMN! Whats the JAV Code?

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u/Euphoric_Foot2253 1d ago

Now im not an expert, i think he may be pregnant now?

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u/octahexxer 11h ago

10 babies atleast

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u/tiagolkar 1d ago

Barbeiragem

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u/sudeki300 1d ago

Thought he spat in his mouth till I turned the sound on.

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u/neonons265 1d ago

Too much love can't do without a kiss

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u/Ghargamell 18h ago

😅😅😅🤣🤣🤣🤣😆😆😁😁😂😂🤣

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u/GlitteryCreepyPaper 11h ago

Giving me these vibes.

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u/Planetside2Gud 10h ago

For those who don't understand, he's saying that "here" (wherever he is) is more humid so they use fire to get get rid of lice.

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u/oneplusmadz 9h ago

a little late to put out fire with that blown kiss in air through that orfice.

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u/your_mom_made_me 1d ago

🙄

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u/SnooRadishes9685 1d ago

you feelings hurt?