r/Unexpected • u/Turbulent-Permit7472 • 1d ago

Someone’s following the little girl

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u/UnExplanationBot 1d ago

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

Girl screams that she’s getting followed by someone, turns out they were ducks

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u/mt007 1d ago

The horror.

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u/GoudaCheeseAnyone 1d ago

Apocalypse then!

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u/Spottswoodeforgod 1d ago

The mother laughs, but these are actually Devil Ducks - a lot like Hell Hounds, only worse…

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u/Godzilla199926 1d ago

They're Marines

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u/Apric1ty 1d ago

You came to the wrong neighborhood

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u/NukeTheWhales5 1d ago

Ya done quacked up.

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u/RobieKingston201 1d ago

Gonna be swimming with the ducks now

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u/Objective_Onion5981 1d ago

This just took me back to the geese from the wimpy kid books i used to read as a kid

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u/-Ducksngeese- 1d ago

Thank God they weren't Canada Geese

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u/ElzBellz9 1d ago

She’s the goose in duck duck goose

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u/CaptainMarrow 1d ago

She has a snack pack in her hand. Maybe she was feeding them and things got out of hand.

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u/shaniquahwmrga 1d ago

This is the scariest gang. It's better not to mess with them

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u/Berry_Luxury 1d ago

I think it needs to be appreciated that, as far as the little girl is concerned, she is existing in a real life horror film, pursued by evil, strange, and odd shaped creatures, with seemingly no escape

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u/Luigi_Anarchist 1d ago

Talk to ya' kids. Educate them, raise them and stop letting Ipads do all of the work, or else you raise little idiots like this girl who are afraid of sucks.

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u/maraudered 1d ago

You’ve clearly never been chased by a turkey

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u/ITDummy69420 1d ago

On god bruh. Like I get she’s 8 or whatever but JFC. 

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u/Jo_Erick77 1d ago

Getting pecked by those mfs can hurt so badly, so I understand her fear

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u/Murrrrc 1d ago

The chances of a group of ducks attacking you is low... but never zero.

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u/Mc_Shine 1d ago

Tbf, these ducks don't really seem hostile. Girl probably tried feeding one and the others noticed. Ducks are very food-motivated.

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u/jw_216 1d ago

I can’t be the only one who expected someone to jump out from under the inflatable lol

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u/ItzBigChungus 1d ago

Honestly, did not see the sub before I got locked in to the video. Saw the ducks round the corner and almost pissed myself. That scream had me stressin’ for a minute

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u/Boring_Doughnut_1792 1d ago

Look at all those chickens!

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u/5raGa3 1d ago

They're many, NGL

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u/Zealousideal_Match51 1d ago

Peace was never an option.

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u/Purple10tacle 1d ago

Would you rather fight 100 duck-sized ducks or ... nevermind.

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u/lowtothekey 1d ago

Ducks are cute as hell, what is it with some people being afraid of them

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u/scallywagsworld 1d ago

I thought that was a homeless guy camping on a residential front yard

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u/lasanhawithpizza 1d ago

Last warning! Quack quack

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u/EasY_3457 1d ago

It's usually ducks

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u/Appropriate_Fix_9511 1d ago

Looks more like some people!

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u/xSGAx 1d ago

I wonder if this was my wife’s printing story bc she cannot be around birds at all.

We’ll be somewhere, a bird will pop up, and she’ll nope tf out there

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u/ITDummy69420 1d ago

Kids are ducking stupid material. 

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u/PelayarSenyum 1d ago

Quack yapping and just run!

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u/Snoo-96655 1d ago

This makes me laugh every time I see it.