r/Unexpected • u/A_MASSIVE_PERVERT • 1d ago

Toxic Relationship

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u/KaiserDilhelmTheTurd 1d ago

Remember, your dog loves you unconditionally. Your cat tolerates you conditionally. Step outta line, that mf’er gonna leave a rat head in your bed.