r/Unexpected • u/A_MASSIVE_PERVERT • 2d ago

Toxic Relationship

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u/SuumCuique1011 2d ago

Would you rather that or he put his bare ass on your face?

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u/No-Poem-9846 2d ago

Idk but is it teabagging if they are neutered and have no sack? What if they are neutered and have an empty - nvm 🤣

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u/SuumCuique1011 2d ago

Neutered or not, a cat asshole on the face while you're sleeping is never a welcome surprise.

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u/CoolVictory04 2d ago

Fr, once my cat was about to put her asshole on my mouth, thankfully I woke up just in time before she did it, why they do that omg

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u/MikeDchy 1d ago

At least they're not like dogs, who jump on the bed, then on top of you and star liking the crap out of your face and don't stop no matter how much you tell them to FO. When we had a dog, in the mornings, if she would trot into another room, 🐕 I would hear immediately after "aaaah STOP. I said stop yah "bloody" Dog. Go away now. That's a good dog. Aaah, get off me. Let me sleep. OK, OK, stooooop." 😂 10 mins later, moves on to the next victim in another room... aaaaand so on.