I thought you meant wear lipstick to bed, to see if it's covered in cat fur when you wake up. And through the power of delusion and reality denial, I still think that.
At least they're not like dogs, who jump on the bed, then on top of you and star liking the crap out of your face and don't stop no matter how much you tell them to FO. When we had a dog, in the mornings, if she would trot into another room, š I would hear immediately after "aaaah STOP. I said stop yah "bloody" Dog. Go away now. That's a good dog. Aaah, get off me. Let me sleep. OK, OK, stooooop." š 10 mins later, moves on to the next victim in another room... aaaaand so on.
My cat has resorted to knocking things off my bedside table, turning on my bathroom sink and sometimes even dropping stuff into the sink to clog it and flood the bathroom. Iāve tried tying the faucet off; she chewed the ties. I tried taping it shut; she clawed and chewed through the tape. Im about to disconnect the plumbing in that sink (I have others) entirely. A friend has offered us a cat fountain that I hope satisfies my catās endless desire to see running water, but at less risk of the rest of my home. Until thenā¦ my sleep schedule is dictated by a small tyrant too clever for her own good.
Considering the amount of inventive methods my car has found to wake me up, that actually sounds like an improvement over the time she decided to lick her paw and stick it in my mouth.
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u/SuumCuique1011 1d ago
Would you rather that or he put his bare ass on your face?