r/Vastlystupid • u/stankmanly • Jan 16 '21

Absolutely retarded Right-wing pastor and QAnon conspiracy theorist Johnny Enlow says the recent score of the Alabama and Ohio State championship football game, 52-24, means Trump will remain president because "45" is in the score if you rearrange the numbers. His YouTube channel has 100,000 subscribers.

https://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/johnny-enlow-says-the-college-football-national-championship-game-is-prophetic-confirmation-trump-will-remain-president/
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u/heavy_deez Jan 21 '21

Well, taken by itself I suppose it doesn't mean much, but how do you explain my calendar, calculator, and cell phone all have a "4" and a "5" on them, plus when I was a little kid, I was 4 years old for an entire year, then I was 5 for an entire year?? Pretty spooky when you think about it....

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u/tidderreject Feb 04 '21

Christ! It all makes sense!

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u/DeaconBleuCheese Feb 14 '21

Weird, I was once 4 years old then 5 years old. I think they each lasted a year also but it that was a long time ago. I do remember being 45 years old, seems like it was about 40 years after that whole 4 - 5 thing. Super spooky!

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u/cheffartsonurfood May 24 '21

I've been 14 for 27 years now.

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u/elgarresta Jan 23 '21

I wish we would start taking this more seriously. They got people in the White House, Congress and Senate and we are still “being amused” by these dangerous lunatics.

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u/tidderreject Feb 04 '21

I honestly think Trump has an obligation to the US and beyond to debunk this shit. It’s gone too far. People are in way over their heads. It’s ruining families and friends everywhere you look. Sad.

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u/elgarresta Feb 05 '21

He will never do that because what he wants is for us to go back to the Jim Crow era or some other kind of Apartheid system where white Anglo-Saxons (because they even discriminate against the wrong “whites” ) are the only ones with real freedom and opportunity. He’s basically the new Grand Dragon of the KKK but too many are blind to it.

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u/VaguelyFamiliarVoice Feb 05 '21

But he is the least racist person, ever! His racism is so low...really low, you know? Imagine a racist. That’s not him. Yeah. Proven.

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u/sarcastic_dad78 Jan 23 '21

Who is more foolish, the fool or the fools who follow him?

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u/zomanda Feb 03 '21

Beady eyes? Check. No upper lip? Check. Caucasian? Check. I don't know about you guys but I'm starting to notice a pattern.

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u/Shellseys Feb 04 '21

...What?

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u/Socky_McPuppet Jan 16 '21

Believing in the QAnonsense is on-brand for someone who makes their living from their belief in a talking snake, a burning bush that dispenses prophecies, and a supreme being that sent his son down to earth to get killed and by doing so teach us how to save ourselves from his own wrath.

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u/DPR4444 Jan 16 '21

I’ll take that bet.

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u/bobo8290 Jul 10 '21

People are dumber than they used to be....