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r/WTF • u/JonS305 • 7d ago
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Imagine it velcroing to your ass hairs…
192 u/ghost3972 7d ago Bro 😭 172 u/WoopzEh 7d ago After a long Reddit session, you gotta flush early so everybody don’t hear you detaching from the seat. 42 u/Mind_on_Idle 7d ago I heard this comment 2 u/[deleted] 7d ago [deleted] 5 u/Mind_on_Idle 7d ago You okay over there? 6 u/Rake_and_Roustabout 7d ago Ha, I put my phone in my pocket without locking it. Thanks for the heads-up. I'll be deleting that now 4 u/Mind_on_Idle 7d ago I have done similar, lmao 3 u/Rake_and_Roustabout 7d ago The worst is when it somehow texts gibberish to someone you haven't talked to in months or years, then you awkwardly have to catch up.
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Bro 😭
172 u/WoopzEh 7d ago After a long Reddit session, you gotta flush early so everybody don’t hear you detaching from the seat. 42 u/Mind_on_Idle 7d ago I heard this comment 2 u/[deleted] 7d ago [deleted] 5 u/Mind_on_Idle 7d ago You okay over there? 6 u/Rake_and_Roustabout 7d ago Ha, I put my phone in my pocket without locking it. Thanks for the heads-up. I'll be deleting that now 4 u/Mind_on_Idle 7d ago I have done similar, lmao 3 u/Rake_and_Roustabout 7d ago The worst is when it somehow texts gibberish to someone you haven't talked to in months or years, then you awkwardly have to catch up.
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After a long Reddit session, you gotta flush early so everybody don’t hear you detaching from the seat.
42 u/Mind_on_Idle 7d ago I heard this comment 2 u/[deleted] 7d ago [deleted] 5 u/Mind_on_Idle 7d ago You okay over there? 6 u/Rake_and_Roustabout 7d ago Ha, I put my phone in my pocket without locking it. Thanks for the heads-up. I'll be deleting that now 4 u/Mind_on_Idle 7d ago I have done similar, lmao 3 u/Rake_and_Roustabout 7d ago The worst is when it somehow texts gibberish to someone you haven't talked to in months or years, then you awkwardly have to catch up.
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I heard this comment
2 u/[deleted] 7d ago [deleted] 5 u/Mind_on_Idle 7d ago You okay over there? 6 u/Rake_and_Roustabout 7d ago Ha, I put my phone in my pocket without locking it. Thanks for the heads-up. I'll be deleting that now 4 u/Mind_on_Idle 7d ago I have done similar, lmao 3 u/Rake_and_Roustabout 7d ago The worst is when it somehow texts gibberish to someone you haven't talked to in months or years, then you awkwardly have to catch up.
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5 u/Mind_on_Idle 7d ago You okay over there? 6 u/Rake_and_Roustabout 7d ago Ha, I put my phone in my pocket without locking it. Thanks for the heads-up. I'll be deleting that now 4 u/Mind_on_Idle 7d ago I have done similar, lmao 3 u/Rake_and_Roustabout 7d ago The worst is when it somehow texts gibberish to someone you haven't talked to in months or years, then you awkwardly have to catch up.
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You okay over there?
6 u/Rake_and_Roustabout 7d ago Ha, I put my phone in my pocket without locking it. Thanks for the heads-up. I'll be deleting that now 4 u/Mind_on_Idle 7d ago I have done similar, lmao 3 u/Rake_and_Roustabout 7d ago The worst is when it somehow texts gibberish to someone you haven't talked to in months or years, then you awkwardly have to catch up.
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Ha, I put my phone in my pocket without locking it. Thanks for the heads-up. I'll be deleting that now
4 u/Mind_on_Idle 7d ago I have done similar, lmao 3 u/Rake_and_Roustabout 7d ago The worst is when it somehow texts gibberish to someone you haven't talked to in months or years, then you awkwardly have to catch up.
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I have done similar, lmao
3 u/Rake_and_Roustabout 7d ago The worst is when it somehow texts gibberish to someone you haven't talked to in months or years, then you awkwardly have to catch up.
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The worst is when it somehow texts gibberish to someone you haven't talked to in months or years, then you awkwardly have to catch up.
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u/WoopzEh 7d ago
Imagine it velcroing to your ass hairs…