r/WallStreetbetsELITE • u/Joey164 • Feb 05 '25

Loss Go ahead and roast me, I’m already dead inside anyway!

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Whatever you do please stay away from these stocks… absolutely the worst decision of my life…

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u/VillageLess4163 Feb 05 '25

Fellows, forget soup. We should be investing in egg alternatives.

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u/Familiar-Worth-6203 Feb 05 '25

Whites only?

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u/All-th3-way Feb 05 '25

Calls on water fountains.

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u/Familiar-Worth-6203 Feb 05 '25

Highly liquid, at least.

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u/Zealousideal_Dust_25 Feb 07 '25

I fucking cackled 

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u/publius2021 Feb 05 '25

Or raise chickens….

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u/Canserstyx90 Feb 05 '25

If you buy quail eggs, you can boil them in the morning and keep them in your pocket. Pop one like a little antidepressant throughout the trading day!

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u/kevbot029 Feb 06 '25

Puts on breakfast restaurants