r/WallStreetbetsELITE • u/BalancedGuy1 • Mar 06 '25

MEME Trump and Dump

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u/Apollo_Delphi Mar 06 '25

Down again today ... 1.5% or more

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u/DonkeyTron42 Mar 06 '25

MAGA’s favorite color.

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u/nsucs2 Mar 06 '25

Red crayons taste the best.

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u/orangewhitecorgi23 Mar 07 '25

Are they cherry or raspberry?

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u/Extreme-Island-5041 29d ago

That depends. Are your red Crayola or Rose Art?

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u/orangewhitecorgi23 29d ago

Store brand. Can't afford name brand stuff.

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u/Away-Wave-2044 29d ago

The flavor is red

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u/Vizslaraptor 28d ago

They’re red flavored.

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u/Basileus2 26d ago

They’re red flavor

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u/illepic Mar 06 '25

Thank you for your service

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u/TearLegitimate5820 29d ago

Red is faster!

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u/ShySingingnewbie 28d ago

He's kinda a slut because he took it for the other team too.

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u/nattydread69 Mar 06 '25

Make the soviet Union again

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u/CompetitiveGood2601 Mar 06 '25

so much winning - now the markets match my russia, red phone - got to tell vlad how color coordinated i've made america

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u/the_last_carfighter 29d ago

hey at least OXY is up. One guess how MAGA gets through the day

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u/selexon Mar 07 '25

Make the Union Soviet Again

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u/Realshotgg Mar 06 '25

Red like MAGA, MAGA good means red also good stupid liberal.

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u/ilikepizza2much Mar 06 '25

Stupid liberals also poor too now. Yes!!!

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u/Impossible__Joke Mar 06 '25

Reminds him of his motherland

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u/FAFO_2025 Mar 07 '25

Down's is also maga's most common syndrome

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u/OmegaX____ 28d ago

Oh, look, it's the red wave.

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u/Daxnu Mar 06 '25

Invest in the EU instead like everyone else

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u/StonkConvict Mar 06 '25

Or BABA which remains to be a menace to society haha

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u/coffeeisveryok Mar 06 '25

If Trump wants to even threaten banning ADRs in the near future it will tank. you aren't buying actual BABA stock when you buy BABA.

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u/StonkConvict Mar 06 '25

I never buy stocks like that anyways especially in the current state of the market. Only options for me. I think BABA might have one more rally to 160 before selling off. Just my opinion. It’s not looking so good so far

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u/Alone-Amphibian2434 Mar 06 '25

wont that kill a lot of domestic value in foreign markets with expected retaliatory delisting/bans? We have like 1 trillion listed on foreign markets. Would further decouple the dollar from global markets as a secondary result of

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u/coffeeisveryok Mar 06 '25

It sure will!! But it's in line with everything he's done so far, which is destabilize markets and bring capital back to the US.

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u/Alone-Amphibian2434 Mar 06 '25

good point. I see us becoming like UK or Japan (economically) if this type of policy continues for years.

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u/ForeverShiny 29d ago

An ADR getting banned in the US is no problem whatsoever if the Chinese entity still wants customers. China Mobile got delisted in the US and I just got shares for the Hong Kong listed stock (up close to 100% since the ADR delisting btw)

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u/coffeeisveryok 29d ago

That's good for you but anyone holding an ADR will lose. Obviously the stock on HKSX would go up if people move to their money over there from NYSX. Too late for those who didn't jump sooner though

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u/ForeverShiny 29d ago

I think you misunderstood me: the ADR shares automatically got converted to the HK shares, no action required. It did cost me a small fee, something like 50 bucks, that's all

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u/coffeeisveryok 29d ago

Oh, ok, thanks for that! Were you practice about that or how did you find out it was happening?

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u/ForeverShiny 29d ago

It was very public that these companies had to be delisted in the US so I read up on what happens beforehand

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u/Jack940912 28d ago

BABA stock is doing well recently, and it is also doing well in China. I am willing to take a gamble.

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u/DonkeyTron42 Mar 06 '25

EUAD for EU. Or short TSLA (TSDD, TSLQ, TSLZ ETFs for the lazy).

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u/Apollo_Delphi Mar 06 '25

Germany is looking Great

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u/roffax010 Mar 06 '25

i had short tesla on his lowest point, not smart of me

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u/Mister_Sins Mar 06 '25

Is it even worth taking the risk with Tesla?

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u/nathanv221 Mar 06 '25

I think shorting tesla a few weeks ago was an obvious choice. Musk was clearly pissing off his primary target demographic. I don't think I would choose to today, his target demographic has seemingly changed to government contracts, which largely seem to be under the purview of Musk.

Personally I'm too uncertain to short anything right now. Tomorrow Trump could change his mind about fucking the entire country over and the stocks will recover quickly. On the other hand he could not, and it will take decades for the market to recover. It's just too difficult to predict an irritational actor.

The only obvious thing to do right now is wait a few weeks.

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u/NecessaryShame2901 29d ago

When in doubt, rub one out. This is post-nut clarity in investing form and I respect your position because I’m doing the same

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u/Redtoolbox1 Mar 07 '25

TSLA market cap 625B

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u/DonkeyTron42 Mar 07 '25

892B actually. Down from 1.3T two months ago and falling fast. This fall is entirely self inflicted and not due to market volatility.

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u/Redtoolbox1 29d ago

My prediction is TSLA 625B market cap before it stops drowning in its stupidity

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u/InevitableResident94 29d ago

That and it’s been marked as sell for a while now by several market analyst reports, also indicating the stock is well over-valued for a car company. Well before inauguration, of course.

Just needed a good catalyst to start the sell-off is all. Or several catalysts…fuck it, anything that Elon Musk does at this point is a catalyst to sell the stock.

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u/DonkeyTron42 29d ago

TSLA is not an EV company. It's a technology company. /s

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u/crnls-gbc Mar 06 '25

RHM and RENK

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u/dsk83 Mar 06 '25

What indexes might one look at for eu investments?

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u/lyrixCS Mar 06 '25

Defence, massive rearming Happening in EU.

800b€ from EU 400b€ in Germany

Many more will follow. Maybe Not Polen, they already started 2 years ago.

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u/Dontnotlook Mar 07 '25

BAE , Thales.

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u/Mantheycalled_Horsed 29d ago

how's Boeing doing lately?

there is that other company air-something .... it's European + reliant btw. ; )

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u/1CaliCALI Mar 06 '25

Made that move january 20th.

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u/SteeIsheep Mar 06 '25

ATOS SE, from this 🪂 to this 📈📈📈🚀

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u/karpovdialwish 29d ago

Or the opposite actually.

NVDA peak is 153.13$

It's priced at 111$ = 27% discount from the peak

Amazing buying opportunity

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u/Daxnu 28d ago

I value my car at 20 million but atm you can buy it for 3 million, Amazing buying opportunity.

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u/karpovdialwish 28d ago

Did your car generate 130 billion$ in revenue and 72 billion$ in profit last year ?

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u/Daxnu 27d ago

Yes, so come buy it

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u/Crazykillertje2 Mar 06 '25

Mostly green numbers in the EU 🍀

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u/degen5ace Mar 06 '25

Who bought puts? Meeeeee

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u/Japparbyn Mar 06 '25

It is all about buying the right stock. There is always a bull market somewhere 🚀 Porch Group CRUSHES Earnings & Soars 70%+! What’s Fueling This Massive Rally?

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u/BB-018 Mar 06 '25

SELL SELL SELL! YOUR MONEY IS NOT SAFE AS LONG AS TRUMP IS IN POWER!

SELL SELL SELL! SELL THE NAZI CAR STOCK TOO!

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u/ApXPredditOR Mar 06 '25

An 88 says what;?

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u/grant0208 29d ago

TDS used seriously = room-temp IQ

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u/Same-Frosting4852 Mar 06 '25

You can keep trying to make tds happen. But tds is just anyone watching what the president is doing. Tds is just telling us you are can't think for yourself and you need trumps hand up your bottom to make you speak... not a good look.

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u/mmarrow Mar 06 '25

Trump did say he’d make stuff cheaper

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u/kaptainkhaos Mar 06 '25

Got to love all the winning.

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u/Jijelinios Mar 06 '25

ING is keeping my portofolio in the green. I know I don't belong here because I don't gamble, but this place is funny.

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u/silent_fartface Mar 06 '25

What did he tweet today?

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u/Tichy Mar 06 '25

Where do you see that? I see green to day in the US indicators (Dow, Nasdq, S&P 500)

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u/MarieKohn47 Mar 06 '25

SPY is down 1.2% premarket.

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u/Apollo_Delphi Mar 06 '25

DOW, NASDAQ, S and P ... all "at least" 1% RED today. NASDAC is Negitive 1,7% - 9am