r/WallStreetbetsELITE • u/davidmt1995 • Mar 07 '25

Shitpost Missing uncle Joe here

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You know what strengthens the stock market? Stability and predictability.

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u/Bustamove007 Mar 07 '25

He wasn’t the hero we wanted but he was the hero we needed

Thank you Joe for showing us the power of being sleepy. If only we knew what was in store for us when you left

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u/Used_Confidence_5420 Mar 07 '25

His mind was sleepy but his hand was steady.

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u/shadowpawn Mar 07 '25

but mom's spaghetti?

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u/Temporary-Whole3305 Mar 07 '25

ancient Chinese proverb 

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u/deezconsequences Mar 07 '25

Yo but he would just jolt awake here and there and just be like ehatmsjsk wha ...uhhh infrastructure package! 💤 💤 💤 Ahahaa, chips act! 💤 💤 💤 Myahshaj price cap on insulin, and no more junk fees!