r/WallStreetbetsELITE Mar 07 '25

Shitpost Missing uncle Joe here

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You know what strengthens the stock market? Stability and predictability.

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u/OppositeArugula3527 Mar 07 '25

People actually think that a bunch of billionaires mucking around in government are going to give a rats ass about them.

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u/Remarkable_Fruit_708 Mar 07 '25

That's because they are all "temporarily displaced millionaires" just waiting for their check to roll in. Most of them don't even know what a Roth IRA is, much less how to invest. They keep looking up for that trickle down to hit them, though.

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u/homiej420 Mar 07 '25

The trickle of piss is definitely going down on their faces

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u/Remarkable_Fruit_708 Mar 07 '25

Yeah it is, and that cult will lap it up like it's the finest Champagne and then complain about the "libz" keeping them down while standing in the breadline when they don't get their slashed SSA checks in time.

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u/Kronk_if_ur_horny Mar 07 '25

The only thing Elon cares about is sucking money out of every other government department so he can fund his mars mission. Guaranteed

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u/RepublicansAreEvil90 Mar 08 '25

Yeah but a couple millionaires in congress are the actual “elites” not a guy who buys twitter to simp for Trump and an office in the whitehouse to be the shadow president.