r/WallStreetbetsELITE • u/davidmt1995 • Mar 07 '25

Shitpost Missing uncle Joe here

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You know what strengthens the stock market? Stability and predictability.

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u/darkwoodframe Mar 07 '25

I feel so owned now that you can't retire 😩

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u/nameless_pattern Mar 07 '25

Still got social security.

I'm getting a phone call now.  Yeah, yeah, aha, to shreds you say?

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u/PoeGar Mar 07 '25

I heard this in Professor Farnsworth’s voice

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u/Slow_Entrance1 Mar 07 '25

And my Medicare?

To shreds you say?

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u/Safe-Dentist-1049 29d ago

Bravo my Futurama friends!!!!

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u/Weary_Grape983 29d ago

fortunately, I still have my IRA... damn it, phone's ringing in the next room, hopefully they'll leave a voicemail.

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u/toedwy0716 Mar 07 '25

I mean it’s social security. You can work as a security guard in a social setting (think children’s birthday parties) until you die on the job. Anything else and you’re just being ungrateful. When was the last time you even said thank you?! So ungrateful.

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u/oO_Moloch_Oo 29d ago

Did you even thank the millions of voters who voted for Trump? Not one time have I seen you say thank you for making American great again.

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u/toedwy0716 29d ago

I’ve been too busy doing the math on all my losses. If I’m lucky I’ll be able to afford a small piece of ice to be cast off on when I’m no longer useful to the ruling billionaires.

I’ll get right on it boss writing thank you cards. Ah Trump just passed tariffs on paper. Can’t afford that anymore either :/