r/WallStreetbetsELITE • u/davidmt1995 • Mar 07 '25

Shitpost Missing uncle Joe here

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You know what strengthens the stock market? Stability and predictability.

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u/nameless_pattern Mar 07 '25

Listen here libs!

My retirement just left me

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u/darkwoodframe Mar 07 '25

I feel so owned now that you can't retire 😩

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u/nameless_pattern Mar 07 '25

Still got social security.

I'm getting a phone call now.  Yeah, yeah, aha, to shreds you say?

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u/PoeGar Mar 07 '25

I heard this in Professor Farnsworth’s voice