r/WallStreetbetsELITE • u/davidmt1995 • Mar 07 '25

Shitpost Missing uncle Joe here

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You know what strengthens the stock market? Stability and predictability.

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u/Ok_Parsnip_4583 Mar 07 '25

Retirement is for communists!

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u/catonsteroids Mar 07 '25

Retiring and collecting social security and Medicare as you stop working? What are you, a welfare queen? /s

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u/BradHamilton001 Mar 07 '25

If you are not willing to work your hands to the bone, in order for your boss to take multiple vacations a year, you are an idiot.

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u/Aromatic_Sympathy_38 29d ago

become the boss

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u/Socalwarrior485 29d ago

We have plenty of temporarily embarrassed millionaires.

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u/Snot_S 28d ago

CEO can’t afford a third house thanks to your lazy ass