r/WallStreetbetsELITE • u/davidmt1995 • Mar 07 '25

Shitpost Missing uncle Joe here

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You know what strengthens the stock market? Stability and predictability.

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u/HowGayCanIGo Mar 07 '25

Working into my late 70s to own the libs

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u/LazyTitan39 Mar 07 '25

Dying at my work station to own the libs.

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u/Ok_Parsnip_4583 Mar 07 '25

Retirement is for communists!

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u/catonsteroids Mar 07 '25

Retiring and collecting social security and Medicare as you stop working? What are you, a welfare queen? /s