r/WallStreetbetsELITE • u/24identity • 22d ago

MEME So tired of winning

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u/glenn_ganges 22d ago

I still don't know what this means. Every time I try and figure it out I get lost.

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u/UncleS1am 22d ago

  1. Find the shortest person you know

  2. Put them in the market

  3. ???

  4. Profit

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u/lolas_coffee 22d ago

Huh. Is this why the short guy in my apartment complex dresses to richly?

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u/SlinkyBits 22d ago

when a stock is worth 10

you can short to buy the rights to sell stock at that price

if you can manage to find someone who will sell you the stocks for less than 10 you can profit

but you can only short for 10 when the price is above it, and people will only seel you stock when the price is below it.

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u/Opposite_Story_2765 22d ago

That's a hell of a you problem my guy...