r/WallStreetbetsELITE • u/24identity • 22d ago

MEME So tired of winning

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u/Opposite_Story_2765 22d ago

Just short the market. Its not that hard

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u/glenn_ganges 22d ago

I still don't know what this means. Every time I try and figure it out I get lost.

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u/UncleS1am 22d ago

  1. Find the shortest person you know

  2. Put them in the market

  3. ???

  4. Profit

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u/lolas_coffee 22d ago

Huh. Is this why the short guy in my apartment complex dresses to richly?