r/WallStreetbetsELITE • u/24identity • 22d ago

MEME So tired of winning

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u/sir-cum-a-load 22d ago

Wallstreet bets: buy the dip

Trump: Be the dip

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u/Serialstorm 22d ago

Buy infinity stocks when the value is zero. Then when they rise to $0.01 you're infinitely wealthy.

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u/Kapli7 22d ago

He said everyones gonna have so much money! So thats what he meant! Everybody buys infinite 0$ stock, and when it gets 0,01, everybody will have morbilion dollars. What a business genius, a true man of people. Thank you Donald Trump!

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u/no_place_like_gnome 22d ago

It’s all computer!

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u/DonBADoobin 20d ago

I LOVE TESLER

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u/OkCaterpillar822 21d ago

Everything's computer du Hurensohn

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u/FallAlternative8615 21d ago

Fastest golf cart I ever Sat in