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r/WallStreetbetsELITE • u/24identity • 22d ago
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Wallstreet bets: buy the dip
Trump: Be the dip
147 u/Serialstorm 22d ago Buy infinity stocks when the value is zero. Then when they rise to $0.01 you're infinitely wealthy. 55 u/Kapli7 22d ago He said everyones gonna have so much money! So thats what he meant! Everybody buys infinite 0$ stock, and when it gets 0,01, everybody will have morbilion dollars. What a business genius, a true man of people. Thank you Donald Trump! 12 u/ChroniclesOfSarnia 22d ago IS IT MORBILLION TIME YET 6 u/TheCreamiestYeet 22d ago I fucking hate you. Well played. 2 u/leontheloathed 22d ago Sure, but what about second Morbillion oh orange one? 4 u/Bellbivdavoe 22d ago Invest your money in can foods and shotguns cause when the revolution starts, you will not be spared 0 u/onefry 21d ago The revolution is USA once again breaking away from the overbearing warmongers of the UK and friends. 1 u/GitLegit 18d ago Calling the UK a warmonger in comparison to the US is rich. 1 u/onefry 18d ago Not when the UK uses us as a proxy. That's why there's a private Central Bank in every country now. 1 u/Geistalker 19d ago my first thought 🤣
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Buy infinity stocks when the value is zero. Then when they rise to $0.01 you're infinitely wealthy.
55 u/Kapli7 22d ago He said everyones gonna have so much money! So thats what he meant! Everybody buys infinite 0$ stock, and when it gets 0,01, everybody will have morbilion dollars. What a business genius, a true man of people. Thank you Donald Trump! 12 u/ChroniclesOfSarnia 22d ago IS IT MORBILLION TIME YET 6 u/TheCreamiestYeet 22d ago I fucking hate you. Well played. 2 u/leontheloathed 22d ago Sure, but what about second Morbillion oh orange one? 4 u/Bellbivdavoe 22d ago Invest your money in can foods and shotguns cause when the revolution starts, you will not be spared 0 u/onefry 21d ago The revolution is USA once again breaking away from the overbearing warmongers of the UK and friends. 1 u/GitLegit 18d ago Calling the UK a warmonger in comparison to the US is rich. 1 u/onefry 18d ago Not when the UK uses us as a proxy. That's why there's a private Central Bank in every country now. 1 u/Geistalker 19d ago my first thought 🤣
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He said everyones gonna have so much money! So thats what he meant! Everybody buys infinite 0$ stock, and when it gets 0,01, everybody will have morbilion dollars. What a business genius, a true man of people. Thank you Donald Trump!
12 u/ChroniclesOfSarnia 22d ago IS IT MORBILLION TIME YET 6 u/TheCreamiestYeet 22d ago I fucking hate you. Well played. 2 u/leontheloathed 22d ago Sure, but what about second Morbillion oh orange one? 4 u/Bellbivdavoe 22d ago Invest your money in can foods and shotguns cause when the revolution starts, you will not be spared 0 u/onefry 21d ago The revolution is USA once again breaking away from the overbearing warmongers of the UK and friends. 1 u/GitLegit 18d ago Calling the UK a warmonger in comparison to the US is rich. 1 u/onefry 18d ago Not when the UK uses us as a proxy. That's why there's a private Central Bank in every country now. 1 u/Geistalker 19d ago my first thought 🤣
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IS IT MORBILLION TIME YET
6 u/TheCreamiestYeet 22d ago I fucking hate you. Well played. 2 u/leontheloathed 22d ago Sure, but what about second Morbillion oh orange one? 4 u/Bellbivdavoe 22d ago Invest your money in can foods and shotguns cause when the revolution starts, you will not be spared 0 u/onefry 21d ago The revolution is USA once again breaking away from the overbearing warmongers of the UK and friends. 1 u/GitLegit 18d ago Calling the UK a warmonger in comparison to the US is rich. 1 u/onefry 18d ago Not when the UK uses us as a proxy. That's why there's a private Central Bank in every country now. 1 u/Geistalker 19d ago my first thought 🤣
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I fucking hate you. Well played.
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Sure, but what about second Morbillion oh orange one?
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Invest your money in can foods and shotguns cause when the revolution starts, you will not be spared
0 u/onefry 21d ago The revolution is USA once again breaking away from the overbearing warmongers of the UK and friends. 1 u/GitLegit 18d ago Calling the UK a warmonger in comparison to the US is rich. 1 u/onefry 18d ago Not when the UK uses us as a proxy. That's why there's a private Central Bank in every country now.
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The revolution is USA once again breaking away from the overbearing warmongers of the UK and friends.
1 u/GitLegit 18d ago Calling the UK a warmonger in comparison to the US is rich. 1 u/onefry 18d ago Not when the UK uses us as a proxy. That's why there's a private Central Bank in every country now.
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Calling the UK a warmonger in comparison to the US is rich.
1 u/onefry 18d ago Not when the UK uses us as a proxy. That's why there's a private Central Bank in every country now.
Not when the UK uses us as a proxy. That's why there's a private Central Bank in every country now.
my first thought 🤣
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u/sir-cum-a-load 22d ago
Wallstreet bets: buy the dip
Trump: Be the dip