r/WallStreetbetsELITE • u/2ndSifter • 16d ago

MEME April 2nd, here we come

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u/Keepfkingthatchicken 16d ago

Get your puts while they're on sale bois

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u/CompetitiveGood2601 16d ago

wasn't it nice back in the old days when the kids just sniffed glue! Now we know why the tesla cybertruck panels are falling off - doge be stealin it, for parties and watering down what's left

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u/Ragecommie 15d ago

I thought they'd invent better drugs by now...

Ah, who am I kidding, nothing beats a pack of glue and a brick 'o weed.

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u/CompetitiveGood2601 15d ago

well once they get rid of the dea and its mandate - better drugs inbound to your local gun shop - you should shoot, these guns, when your really high - what a rush!