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MEME Didn't see this coming

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u/Fun_Reporter9086 8d ago

Those people who couldn't "afford" eggs are going to be for real won't be able to afford eggs real soon.

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u/Hayha2 8d ago

Wait until middle class rednecks walk into Ford/GM dealership and try to buy a new pickup.

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u/Sour_Patch_Drips 8d ago

$100k F-150 financed at today's rate at 60 months is $2k monthly.

These turds will do it and roll their previous shit pile loan into it and extend the loan term to 8 years. Then they'll pretend eggs aren't too expensive because they no longer buy them due to no expendable income

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u/Euphemisticles 8d ago

"you just dont understand trucks! this thing could last me 20 years"

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u/sourbeer51 8d ago

Hits deer next day and didn't get gap insurance

LET'S GO BRANDON

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u/Maximum-Cupcake-7193 8d ago

Whats gap insurance?

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u/WilyWascallyWizard 8d ago

If covers any loan left due if your car gets totalled. I don't buy cars with loans better to just buy something cheaper outright imo.

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u/Maximum-Cupcake-7193 8d ago

I enjoy learning about these systems to buy things you cannot afford. I assume this is because the remaining principle on the loan is greater than the purchase price minus depreciation?

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u/willywonka1971 8d ago

There can be a gap between the amount of the loan and what the insurance will pay out for a totaled car. This type of insurance covers that gap, hence the name.

There are a number of factors why the loan might be higher than the payout. In general, if you need gap insurance you are likely overextended.

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u/TheJizzan 8d ago

So like insurance for your insurance? That sounds terribly American to me

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u/Personal_Bridge6115 7d ago

And your credit score sucks

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u/WilyWascallyWizard 8d ago

I believe so not sure though never done it.

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u/Jops817 8d ago

Correct. But most people leave a car loan completely upside down on it day 1. So GAP is necessary. And it's not great.

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u/Maximum-Cupcake-7193 8d ago

Is buying a vehicle using your own cash uncommon?

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

Precisely.

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u/DETpatsfan 8d ago

I could very much afford my vehicle and still got gap insurance. Gap is like $10/month and cars depreciate crazy fast. It loses like $5k the second you drive it off the lot. I don’t want to be saddled with paying off that difference if some idiot in a shitbox totals my car after a month.

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u/Maximum-Cupcake-7193 8d ago

Paying the difference to who?

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u/bluecyanic 8d ago

Anytime you purchase a new car, it depreciates like crazy as soon as you drive it off the lot, even if you purchased it at fair market value, so it doesn't necessarily mean you overpaid or rolled the old loan in.

LPT, never buy it from the dealership as they charge you for every month of the loan, when you may only need it 12-24 months. You can add it to your regular policy and drop it once the loan to value equalizes.

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u/blanczak 8d ago

I learned this the hard way on a motorcycle. Totaled the bike (and my spine in the process) and after full coverage insurance paid their part, I had to keep making payments for like a year. Gap is a must have

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u/FreshShart-1 5d ago

Only saying this so some people don't get the wrong impression. Gap insurance covers a set amount like "125% of vehicle value at time of accident" doesn't cover ANY amount leftover.

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u/GilgameDistance 8d ago

Its for when you make a dumb decision like financing a car for 10 years plus 5 years worth of upside down from the last one and then total it. Extra insurance to pay the difference between what the car is worth and what you owe on it.

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u/Maximum-Cupcake-7193 8d ago

I'd imagine it's very expensive?

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u/GilgameDistance 8d ago

Usually $20-50 per month if your insurer offers it, $500-1000 once up front at purchase if you buy it from the dealer. Some people think it pays out on trade in/sale, but you need to have your car be a total loss for it to pay.

Some people even make that mistake multiple times.

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u/qdawgg17 8d ago

I was a finance manager for years. GAP insurance is and never has been $20-$50 a month and it’s not even a monthly fee. It’s a one time fee that a majority of banks now include for free on the loan and if they don’t, might cost $80-$120. When I added it to my wife’s car last year it was $60 total.

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u/CilantroToothpaste 8d ago

I’m paying $4 a month on a $38k car for mine

Pretty silly not to have it at that price imo

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u/no_use_for_a_user 8d ago

So house PMI for cars.

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u/Clear-Inevitable-414 8d ago

Ensurance?  I'm not old!!!

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u/AmbedoAvenue 8d ago

It’s a specific protection/insurance you’re able to purchase alongside a vehicle from a dealership, IIRC if you total your vehicle you’ll have the remaining amount of the loan debt paid off after the other insurance payouts are sorted out.

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u/Maximum-Cupcake-7193 8d ago

There is some irony in saying purchase and also in debt

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u/AmbedoAvenue 8d ago

Capitalism is inherently ironic

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u/Adezar 8d ago

The moment you drive a car off the lot it is worth a lot less than you paid, so if it gets totaled quickly the gap insurance covers the gap in value and loan value.

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u/WorldsSaddestCat 8d ago

Nobody knows! It's ineffable. It can't be effed.

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u/DarkwingDuckHunt 8d ago

my poor sister had a tree fall on hers after only 1 year

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u/Lethkhar 7d ago

Painfully true. Have you seen insurance rates lately?

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u/EntrepreneurFunny469 8d ago

It’s a ford, the thing starts falling apart at 100k

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u/J3wFro8332 8d ago

That's being generous

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u/TheKingOfSwing777 8d ago

Honestly. I had a friend with a focus that dropped the transmission at 20k miles. American ICE cars are junk.

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u/J3wFro8332 8d ago

Ah shit another victim of thr Focus! Lol. I've sworn off Ford because of that pile of garbage. Think my mother's is at 40k miles or something but doesn't have much life left

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u/shicken684 8d ago

I always heard that, but my Focus was a beast. Nothing but oil changes and basic shit like brakes and tires. Oh, and the HVAC fan dial broke off. Delivered pizza in that fucker for about 6 years, and gave it to family when it hit 160k miles. They drove it for another 20k before trading it in for a new car.

Bought a Fusion after that and it was also super reliable. Sold it with 150k on it and it was still practically mint. No rust, no issues at all. That did have some evaporative system issues that were about $800 to ID and fix but that was in from 28k to 150k.

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u/WilyWascallyWizard 8d ago

My buick is holding up good at about 140k.

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u/Euphemisticles 8d ago

That’s part of the joke. Now if you excuse me I have to go lift the chassis off the frame of my F-150 to change my oil.

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u/b-rad_ 8d ago

American vehicles are junk period.

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u/PizzaTime79 7d ago

Fix Or Repair Daily

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u/QWEEFMONSOON 7d ago

2014 F150 with 175k miles. Never done anything besides routine maintenance.

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u/Mr-R0bot0 8d ago

lol. I own two fords and they are pretty solid, true story. Really though, I like them. My 2015 Fusion PHEV has 180k with zero issues. You guys are thinking of Stelantis crap.

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u/PigglyWigglyDeluxe 8d ago

As a ford dealer fleet tech… no it won’t. Lol

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u/kittenpantzen 8d ago

Meanwhile, my Corolla is going to cruise her way to 21 in a couple of months. Paid off since 2006.

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u/absolutebeginners 7d ago

20 year truck loans now!!

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u/Obi7kenobi 8d ago

Sadly...thisnis my mother in law. She was actually bragging last weekend about getting her next truck. This will be her 4th truck purchase in ten years!

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u/Wonderwhile 8d ago

If she bought 4 at max term and low down payment in 10 years brand new, she gotta be close to 100k in negative equity right? 

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u/Obi7kenobi 8d ago

She won't tell us, but her credit is dogshit.

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u/Wonderwhile 8d ago

I can believe that… 

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u/CompetitiveGood2601 8d ago

the reason dems get great economic returns is because the GOP consistently fuck things up so badly - what's hysterical is that the wealthy right are so greedy they kill themselves election after election just so they don't have to pay for healthcare!

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u/Trotter823 8d ago

It’s so weird to me. Businesses get killed paying health insurance premiums for their employees. If they shifted that burden onto the government surely they’d make out better.

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u/CompetitiveGood2601 8d ago

pay a fair share of taxes would change the whole dynamic but why would they do that!

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u/AusteniticFudge 7d ago

It is a big competitive advantage for huge corporations, they can get cheaper rates than smaller businesses. It additionally is a huge incentive to force people to work. Healthcare costs chains people to shitty jobs because it introduces a lot of financial risk to being unemployed. That is a good thing for corporate interests.

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u/StCrusader105 8d ago

Prices were already that high.

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u/homiej420 8d ago

Love it for them

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u/throwawayfinancebro1 8d ago

Aren’t f150s a lot cheaper?

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u/Sour_Patch_Drips 8d ago

Platinum and King Ranch editions are near $80k, but that was before these multiple rounds of tariffs, the raptor edition is ~$120k.

I said $100k because it's right in the middle there plus you have to account for taxes and fees.

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u/throwawayfinancebro1 8d ago

That’s too much

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u/notaswedishchef 8d ago

Base model f150 is 40k before tariffs, base model BMW 1xx series starts around 36,000. Also most of the f150 parts are made in China and mexico and imported and assembled in America so they will be hit by the tariffs just as much as the BMWs and other imports.

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u/Jops817 8d ago

It makes me sick that this is so true and idiots will just go with it.

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u/Bagafeet 8d ago

Eggs are bad for cholesterol anyway

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u/HighPriestofShiloh 8d ago

Sure, but now its 115k, no more Christian Private school for little Timy.

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u/Kindly_Ice1745 8d ago

I see that as an absolute win, really.

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u/bradrlaw 8d ago

Average auto loan is already closer to 84 months than 60.

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u/SaulMtzV08 7d ago

No rlly (it’s 68) but it will

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u/gwentfiend 8d ago

I'm looking forward to buying a CPO option loaded SUV or truck in the next few years when they all default on their 100k loans

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u/T8ert0t 8d ago

"Guys, relax. It's a 146 month loan at 3%."

"But the P&I payments will pay over and above the value of the car past its depreciation..."

"Shut up, nerd!"

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u/andrewskdr 8d ago

Rocket money will bundle car financing into mortgages or some shit

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u/fortestingprpsses 8d ago

That's rookie numbers. I've been seeing people finance for 120 months.

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u/p00trulz 8d ago

*15 financing has entered the chat *

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u/tjibbs11 7d ago

The thought of this gives me anxiety and it has nothing to do with me lmao

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u/No-Contribution1070 8d ago

They will still get truck. The dealerships are going to approve anyone and everyone and lock people in for 40 years on a car. Everything is being de-regulated. It is going to be a shit show. And then the next administration will be left holding a bag of shit. Wait until all those rednecks default on these loans. It's going to be a disaster.

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u/WV_Sasquatch 8d ago

Bold of you to think there will be a next administration

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u/10000Didgeridoos 7d ago

Oh there will be, but it will be Donald Jr after he is appointed the cult's successor.

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u/Pretend-Marsupial258 8d ago

Car loan defaults are already picking up.

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u/qdawgg17 8d ago

Dealerships don’t approve auto loans lol.

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u/Fun_Reporter9086 8d ago edited 8d ago

🤣 Fuck around and find out.

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u/StCrusader105 8d ago

Rednecks buy pre owned as well

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u/sirbrambles 8d ago

If you think the price of preowned vehicles isn’t influenced by the price of new vehicles, you haven’t been in the market for a car since before Covid.

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u/StCrusader105 8d ago

I have been

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u/sirbrambles 8d ago edited 8d ago

Then you ought to know used cars aren’t discounted the way they used to be. In a lot of cases the difference is completely eaten up by the difference in financing rates. When new cars get even more expensive, used cars are going to follow.

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u/StCrusader105 7d ago

New cars have been recorded high since 2021

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u/sirbrambles 7d ago edited 7d ago

and used car prices have followed them in lock step. That is what I am trying to impart on you. People buying used cars are still going to feel the tariffs due to supply and demand. Just like they did when the supply chain issues hit.

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u/StCrusader105 7d ago

Used cars are way down

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u/sirbrambles 7d ago edited 7d ago

It only looks like looks that because of how much the price shot up in from 2020- 2023. Used car prices are still astronomically higher (even compared to new cars) than they were pre pandemic.

https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/CUSR0000SETA02

https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/CUUR0000SETA01

New cars are closer to their absolute peak now but the overall increase is still less than the increase in used cars.

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u/Clear-Inevitable-414 8d ago

It's ok. They'll just finance it for 40 years.  Problem solved 

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u/drewskibfd 8d ago

They'll blame Biden.

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u/GlamouredGo 8d ago

Wait, Dear Leader said they can’t raise car prices.

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u/liftrunbike 8d ago

Car repossessions have now hit Great Recession levels as millions default on auto loans.

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u/PresidenteMozzarella 8d ago

Might be the only way to create class consciousness honestly lol

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u/GoodOldSlippinJimmy 8d ago

"Alright, your payment is gonna be $700 per month at 18% on that 144 month loan. Enjoy your brand new 2001 Dodge ram."

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u/Wonderful_Yogurt_300 8d ago

Dems would win every election (or are least force Republicans to change) if they just gave the slightest bit of respect to blue-collar workers. As a liberal leaning independent, it is frustrating seeing comments like this. You guys just refuse to learn. Squandered an absolute golden opportunity 4 years ago. As a manager in California who has to hire union workers for every job we perform, I've had a front row seat watching this mentality push union workers to vote for people who want to take away their livelihood. Think about that, and let me know who's actually responsible for this current bullshit we have to deal with.

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u/TwiceTheSize_YT 7d ago

The people legislating the bullshit are responsible, not a reddit commenter.

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u/Mr-R0bot0 8d ago

Sales man be all like, “you can write off the interest!” CPA be all like, “you don’t itemize, idiot!”.

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u/udoneoguri 8d ago

They won't blame Trump. It'll be Biden or some other blood-sucking, sex-trafficking democrat.

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u/Bgee2632 7d ago

They don’t have to wait that long. On their next trip to the tire shop, they’ll feel it. Wheels and tires are going up too 😌 better stock up on a set even if you don’t need them for another 6m-12 months.

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u/10000Didgeridoos 7d ago

Oh don't worry, this week Chairman Don warned Ford and GM and Dodge to not increase prices of domestically produced trucks and cars to make up for their losses from the foreign produced vehicles he is tariffing. Chairman threatened punishment if any of them decline to take his government imposed losses out of the goodness of their hearts.

https://newrepublic.com/post/193298/trump-threatens-us-automakers-tariffs-cars

(reported by WSJ but that's paywalled)

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u/SignoreBanana 5d ago

They will. 10 years at 9%

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u/ForsakenRub69 8d ago

In my (red)neck of the woods there are plenty of rednecks that are middle class. It's derogatory to some others wear it like a badge of honor like the deplorables and MAGATS they just steer into the skid as they drive a truck or work construction making barely middle class pay but being so in debt it's ridiculous and having a 3rd kid.

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u/hgtfrds 8d ago

That’s a clown take. Plenty of tradesmen can make bank and still be rednecks.

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u/WakeNikis 8d ago

Go back to X

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u/Robj2 6d ago

I see you haven't lived in Texas.

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u/kablah1234 8d ago

My favorite was the one who couldn't afford eggs but could afford $5000 to travel to Trumps inauguration only for him to hold it indoors

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u/Fun_Reporter9086 8d ago

Lmao, he got played. And the elites were the ones closest to Trump. Not your average redneck Joe.

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u/samuelazers 8d ago

I wouldn't spend 5k even to meet a really sexy girl, that guy is gay for Trump of the highest order.

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u/HikariAnti 8d ago

It will still be Biden's fault somehow.

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u/Icy-Form6 8d ago

Easier to blame him than actually admit you were wrong about something. I have to work with 2 of these clowns who have never been wrong about anything their entire life's

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u/10000Didgeridoos 7d ago

They cannot handle the possibility that a single person anywhere on earth might know more about even one single thing than they do. Their narcissism and fragile ego demands that whatever random idea they just had or Dear Leader has is equally or more valid than the opinion of someone with 30 years of experience in that area.

To them, a total lack of experience and qualifications IS a qualification.

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u/Robj2 6d ago

Sounds like Trump's "qualifications" for all the Cabinet and two level down hires. "All we want are people with a total lack of experience and qualifications. Take Tulsi, for instance; she''ll obviously make a bang-up National "Intelligence" director! That way, I won't have to tell Putin anything!"

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u/TheThing_1982 8d ago

Let me tell you, it was never actually about the price of milk and eggs. They just wanted a reason to vote trump.

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u/Mid-CenturyBoy 7d ago

Any reason to not say the darker thoughts they have internally out loud.

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u/Fun_Reporter9086 8d ago

No shit, dude. That's what I am dunking them on; their made up problem is going to be an actual problem for them soon. Why did you think I put quotation marks on the "afford"?

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u/The_Late_Arthur_Dent 8d ago

In the video where the couch fucker made the price of eggs a campaign issue, he said something like "you could be paying up to $4/dozen for eggs under Kamala Harris."

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u/The_Bard 8d ago

Can't complain about expensive eggs if there are no eggs

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u/Vladmerius 8d ago

I'm looking forward to it. I'm already poor and know how to get by. I'm ready to see a bunch of idiots lose their giant ass trucks they got while complaining about the economy over the past few years. 

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u/Fun_Reporter9086 8d ago edited 8d ago

Damn, I am sorry about your situation but it sounds like you are a survivor.

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u/alfydapman 8d ago

I’m thinking eggs are going to be all that can afford

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u/_MadGasser 8d ago

What do you know that I don't?

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u/I_was_bone_to_dance 8d ago

Our president is on the record saying he prefers a bad economy because it’s easier to buy things. He said it’s much harder or even impossible to buy things (like buildings or businesses) in a good economy.

So it seems the Pharisees in his cabinet are anxious to go shopping.

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u/ReallyNowFellas 8d ago

I got downvoted so hard right after the election for posting my local egg prices and predicting they'd go up. They're up over 30% right now.

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u/Randy_Watson 8d ago

They will lie. They always do. I didn’t like Trump’s policies the first term and I didn’t say pretend my portfolio was losing money. I admitted I was making gains until covid when everyone lost. These dipshits would say shit during the Biden admin about how their portfolio was losing so much. It’s like well, maybe get a better financial advisor or just stick your money in an index fund. The truth is they were just lying.

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u/Own-Satisfaction4427 8d ago

They never cared about eggs. Really I don't think they care about anything, they're a nihilistic cult

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u/jennyfromthedocks 6d ago

At least I’ll be able to buy another house once the market crashes

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u/AdInfinitum954 7d ago

Or the reason that chickens go extinct