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MEME Didn't see this coming

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u/jpk195 8d ago

Let’s go back to sleepy. Sleepy was nice.

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u/Mustakraken 8d ago

I heard they called him sleepy cause you could sleep through the night without worrying about what he was up to.

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u/Hot-Camel7716 8d ago edited 8d ago

At least if he was ripping huge lines of K and taking three hour dumps he wasn't being allowed to tweet while doing it.

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u/minor_correction 8d ago

It sounds insane by today's standards, but I suspect Biden wasn't even doing those things at all!

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u/NickRick 8d ago

he really was just out there raw doggin the presidency wasn't he?

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u/MovieTrawler 8d ago

That's right buster, nothing but an occasional ice cream cone. And some daily Metamucil.

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u/Download_a_Brownload 7d ago

That stuff works.

Source: My Butt

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u/TwiceTheSize_YT 7d ago

Youre supposed to eat the ice cream cone

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u/IDontWannaBeAPirate_ 5d ago

Wait, you aren't doing ice cream enemas? Changed my life.

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u/LaRealiteInconnue 7d ago

Yuuup and they crucified him for it

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u/OwlOfFortune 8d ago

No way Sleepy Joe took 3 hours dumps, he had way too much prune juice

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u/Patient_Soft6238 8d ago

I missed that when I would forget to check the news for a couple days that all I’d essentially miss was republicans scrolling through Hunter Biden’s dick picks in Congress.

Instead now if I don’t check hourly, I’ve missed 3 new trade wars, a new dismantled federal agency, some political opponent being extorted, Elon gained even more access to my private data, and for some reason Russia getting more sanction and tariff relief for literally doing nothing.

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u/FindTheTruth08 8d ago

Russia is getting sanctions relief because they are willing to come to the table and demand land that they don't own. They are even willing to care for all of the children they have kidnapped and sold. What has Ukraine done. They refuse to surrender, refuse to give up their territory, and demand their children back. And have they ever said thank you to Russia?

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u/Trees_feel_too 7d ago

Its crazy how much that sounds like trump and even more crazy how it almost makes Ukraine sound bad

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u/ParkerRoyce 7d ago

You know the GOP wanted to arrest Hunter for having too big of a hog.

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u/artificialdawnmusic 7d ago

don't forget the pardons for all the fraudsters that are paying him for get out of jail cards.

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u/astroplink 8d ago

“You couldn’t live with Cheeto’s stable genius. Where did that bring you? Right back to me”

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u/VELOCIRAPTOR_ANUS 8d ago

I feel like too many people forgot it was exactly like this the first time around too.

Govt by wild tweet and meme. Electric 2, Boogaloo

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u/Arndt3002 7d ago

At least last time you didn't have to worry if grad students were going to be abducted by ICE before they paid their monthly rent.

And you didn't have to worry if entire market sectors were going to go belly up because the government cut off NIH funding.

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u/cats_are_the_devil 8d ago

That's too close to home bruh.

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u/colemada5 7d ago

Gospel.

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u/condods 8d ago

😭😂

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u/kansascityclown 8d ago

💯! I miss when the biggest scandal involving the president was that he was a bumbling old fool

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u/ParamedicSmall8916 7d ago

Good old Sleepy. Will go down as one of the great American presidents. Trump really turning into a villain tho.

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u/TwiceTheSize_YT 7d ago

Turning into?! Did you miss his first time?

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u/ParamedicSmall8916 7d ago

His first time he did nothing really, he was pretty good then

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u/schureedgood 7d ago

Everything now makes sense

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u/Constant-Horse-3389 8d ago

Sleepy Joe ensured everyone had a peaceful and good night sleep.

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u/Albin4president2028 8d ago

That sounds pretty good right now.

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u/DarkwingDuckHunt 8d ago

you know what I didn't do every morning after waking up?

I didn't check what crazy economical earth collapsing shit the POTUS did while I was asleep.

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u/DataCassette 8d ago

"Did Trump blow up the sun? Establish a theocracy? Nuke Madagascar? Stay tuned!"

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u/royal8130 8d ago

Why do I miss Biden now 😂😂😂

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u/thebigscorp1 8d ago

Because he is objectively fucking cool

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u/TreadMeHarderDaddy 8d ago

Because he wasn't a bad president.

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u/denkleberry 8d ago

It's pretty easy to be a good president. Just let the experts do the work, give you the details, and you make the final decisions. Too bad the current pres don't hire experts.

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u/ZeMoonMaker 7d ago

this is what happens if a politician sunken deep into populism is elected. an administration lead with emotions and spontaneous decisions

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u/Fit-Sound3958 7d ago

He said he hires the best people, you don't believe him?

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u/Robj2 6d ago

"OPSEC is good."

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u/MaximumBright 5d ago

Right, when by definition opsec cannot be good. The pentagon sent out a memo warning against signal, one of your guys is on a Russian network, another one isn't in the country, there are people on the chat that you don't know, you're running this on your personal device... But "opsec is good" or something

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u/MaximumBright 5d ago

That's what donny thinks he's doing, problem is he thinks elon is the expert 😂😂

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u/absentminded_gamer 3d ago

Bro… that spoon trick elon did at a formal dinner was regarded as wizardry.

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u/MaximumBright 3d ago

I haven't considered that, thanks for the reminder 😂😂👌🏻

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u/Bootyholelicking 8d ago

As long as you weren't in Yugoslavia.

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u/ricardoconqueso 8d ago

Bro wasn’t even “sleepy”, just quietly working. Imagine a president who doesn’t need to be seen or heard from all the damn time.

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u/Ambereggyolks 8d ago

He didn't have to boast about the most minor shit. A good government is one that just functions, not one that is constantly grabbing your attention.

That's not to say we shouldn't pay attention but there shouldn't be some bombshell announcement daily.

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u/Mysterious-Job-469 7d ago

And then a bunch of dip chewing yokel hicks with more toothpicks in their mouth than teeth went in an accent entirely undecipherable to anyone with an IQ out of the negatives:

"What has Biden done for me?"

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u/Fluffy-Benefits-2023 8d ago

I know the worst part about the first 4 years of trump was having to hear about every ridiculous thing he said and I really enjoyed the peace my nervous system experienced the last 4 years

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u/10000Didgeridoos 7d ago

It's just absurd to have a president whose #1 goal is being the topic of conversation all day, every day. This isn't how a functioning country runs. Just how a cult does.

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u/Fluffy-Benefits-2023 7d ago

Its exhausting and i cant believe a third of the voting population voted for this and a third didn’t care

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u/2biggij 8d ago

Part of the problem is that he was TOO quiet. We legit got some of the most important and most progressive legislation of the 21st century passed under Biden. And 99% of people don't even know what bills got passed. I'm not blaming him for Trump winning, but they absolutely failed to capitalize on what should have been a slam dunk election.

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u/RealPaleontologist 7d ago

That’s precisely why he was able to pass those legislations. He kept his mouth shut and made sure to convince few republicans to vote for his agenda. If he was boasting and ridiculing the other guys like the Cheeto Mussolini does, those few that voted for his legislations would stop cooperating. He got shit that made a positive difference for this country done.

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u/Blitz_0909 7d ago

It’s honestly so sad that most people will never know his accomplishments. He had his issues, sure, but he did a handful of great things that were passed bipartisan. That’s what effective leadership is. Improve the country and let me generally ignore the politics of it😂

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u/Captain_Sacktap 7d ago

That honestly kind of hurt him and subsequently Harris. Their administration did an enormous amount of work to improve the country, but they were terrible at publicizing it properly. A lot of people simply had no idea. The Dems have been really bad at pushing their own propaganda.

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u/sentinel_of_ether 8d ago

uh…i mean look i don’t hate joe or anything but towards the end there it was extemely clear that he was not all there all the time. I don’t think he was just “quietly working.” He was definitely being handled, and hidden a bit.

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u/keyboardnomouse 8d ago

And still everyone could sleep easy at night.

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u/sentinel_of_ether 8d ago

Well yeah, thats fair. But you don’t really want to be stuck without clear leadership for too long. History has shown it doesn’t work well. I was pretty worried at that time. There was really nobody to answer to the american people asking “who’s running the country right now?” Not that im saying the current leadership is “good”

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u/keyboardnomouse 7d ago

That's why he resigned from running for a second term.

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u/Robj2 6d ago

To be replaced by a narcissist who is at least as cognitively damaged as Biden but just shouts his malignity and idiocy loud and proud. If you print any of Trump's "speeches", none of them make sense. At all. But he does deliver his idiocy loudly and proudly, I suppose. That's not a sign that the ole synapses are clicking: "Buy a Tesler!"

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u/a-cloud-castle 8d ago

I know people think Biden was old and boring, but here's the thing: He quietly got some stuff done, didn't make a big stink about it, didn't make it all about himself. It was just basic competence.

Unfortunately, we live in a stupid world that values hype and bullshit over boring normies just doing their job.

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u/Dornith 8d ago

Also, we have a culture social media activism that means you have a lot of people who would criticize Biden for being quiet about an issue but then give him no credit when he comes through.

Prime example: the railroad strike. He got a lot of flack for breaking the strike, but then he kept negotiating on their behalf and ended up getting basically everything they asked for. The news cycle had already moved on, and her didn't make any big announcement. This just happened quietly in the background and no one noticed

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u/a-cloud-castle 8d ago

I agree with you.

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u/brodievonorchard 7d ago

He kept the trains running and got the union guys their sick days, yet somehow his party 'lost touch with the working class.' Just today Republicans voted to remove his caps on overdraft fees.

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u/jpk195 8d ago

Agreed completely.

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u/turb0_encapsulator 8d ago

it's like this country had fucking Stockholm syndrome. I can't believe people willingly voted for this hellscape.

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u/AndanteZero 7d ago

Honestly, it's because people didn't show up to vote. Whenever voter turnout is low these days, it seems to skew in Republicans favor. Seriously hate people that didn't come out to vote and are complaining.

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u/maoterracottasoldier 7d ago

Even with low turnout, I have more animosity towards the ones who knew better but still voted for him. People who should have seen that the Republican Party has been taken over by lizards. The ones who just see republican and vote because they can’t imagine voting democrat

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u/Snakestream 8d ago

The perfect president is one who just quietly takes care of the country. I don't want to have to wake up every day wondering what the hell we've started up today.

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u/Jedi_Outcast_Reborn 8d ago

"Let’s go back to sleepy. Sleepy was nice."

-Donald Trump

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u/cl0udyviews 8d ago

I hate to admit it but this was my exact sentiment when Trump was in office the first time and everyone was calling Joe sleepy Joe, I would much fucking rather have things kind of operating as they have been, just chugging along, then the goddamn chaos that is the trump administration every single day

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u/fafatzy 8d ago

yeah, boring was fine

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u/iamthejuan 7d ago

Boring is good sometimes.

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u/jonathanrdt 7d ago

All I hear from people is 'he didn't do enough'. And it's because they don't have a clue what he actually did. And that is why America votes stupid.

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u/Internal_Prompt_ 7d ago edited 7d ago

Unfortunately sleepy slept after donald tried to overthrow the government instead of putting his shitstained ass in jail. That’s why we now get not so sleepy, this motherfucker is up all night.

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u/Comfortable_Gas8166 8d ago

Hes sleepy, but at the same time an evil genius who stole the election /s

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u/evilminionlover 8d ago

you have to give the right a few minutes to rewrite their narrative. just don’t ask them about their barely coherent president who’s now older than biden when he was elected.

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u/jpk195 8d ago

But he only stole it when he wasn’t president, from him basement.

He didn’t bother to steal it after that.

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u/cheesengrits69 8d ago

You guys should speak for yourselves, I saw all this shit coming and pumped my whole portfolio into gold.

Now he's gonna spend the next 4 years fucking up the economy, and I'm gonna do swell as a result, ain't no asset safer than gold.

Every time he announces some batshit move my portfolio is gonna jump like its been doing for the past 2 months, and when a competent adult is elected in 4 years I can dump it all into a cheapened market right before shit starts to get fixed

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u/GormanOnGore 8d ago

Gold? Might as well hide money under your mattress.

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u/cheesengrits69 8d ago

Nah the value of gold appreciates in spite of inflation and becomes more valuable in times of crisis because its a secure universal asset. As opposed to paper money, which can lose value due to several factors including inflation and the political machinations of orange dipshits who imagine themselves to be playing 5d chess

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u/GormanOnGore 7d ago

You know you might be onto something. Our money probably won’t be worth much soon

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u/Hey648934 7d ago

Yep, that’s what wee need. Boring politicians in power, not deranged out of control nepo babies, who also happen to be very old

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u/TheFlyingElbow 7d ago

If he was Sleepy, this fuck nut is Dementia

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u/DueHousing 6d ago

He was blowing the bubble, was gonna pop sooner or later

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u/jpk195 6d ago

Nope.

We had 4 years of predicting a recession every few months.

What did we actually get?

Strong stock market, inflation cut to near target levels, etc.

Trump has managed to unwind that progress in just a few months.

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u/DueHousing 6d ago

Yeah that’s how a bubble looks while it’s being inflated

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u/jpk195 6d ago

It's also what not a bubble looks like.

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u/GrantTotal 4d ago

As George Carlin put it: "That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it."

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u/CreamyDiarrheaFarts 8d ago

Sleepy was, in fact, not nice.

Everyone was angry with the situation they were in, hence why Trump was elected.

Not saying I support Trump btw.

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u/Pretend_Spray_11 8d ago

Yeah what situation was that? A vibe-cession where people said “I’m personally doing okay but it feels like others aren’t”? What happened to all of those “it’s the economy, stupid” articles?

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u/Cultural_Ebb4794 8d ago

The vibecession was the ultimate self-own. Millions of people tricked themselves into a real recession because they couldn't believe we were actually doing as well as the numbers said.

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u/keyboardnomouse 8d ago

People blamed their anger on the wrong things. That was the grift. But how does this make Sleepy not nice?

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u/CreamyDiarrheaFarts 6d ago

Cost of living continued to increase with Joe Biden as president.

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u/keyboardnomouse 6d ago

Which President didn't it increase under?

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u/Public_Animator_1832 8d ago

Americans by every metric were doing better under all 4 yours of Biden than under Trump currently. American inflation was the lowest of the developed world. Record breaking GDP growth the likes of which the US hadn't really seen since 2008. The largest wage increases seen in decades. Under Biden actual wage growth was at a high of 7.5% in 2022-2023 while under Trump's 1st term actual wage growth was around 3.5% at its height. However there are fascinating studies regarding Trump's "growth" you can look up: there was actually no across the board real wage growth, employees getting wage increases, it was thanks to the Fed's low interest rates that the CPI barely increased during Trump's 1st term. The real wage growth under Trump at its height was ~1.1% while under Biden at its height it was ~3% according to the FED. Trump benefited from low prices when he says he gave us the "the largest wage increases ever" which is just completely false.

However according to various Federal Reserve Branches' studies many of the main causes of inflation during Biden's term were directly caused by Trump. 1) Trump adding nearly 30% to our national debt during his time in office and rapidly increasing the budget deficit and spending each year of his administration to the point it was nearly on par with George Bush's budget deficits caused by the 2 WARS HE WAGED contributed to inflation. Rather than spending money on anything tangible like war equipment, Trump's 1st term saw him not only increase spending but also singlehandedly enact one of the largest wealth redistributions, nearly $9 trillion, from the bottom 90% to the top 10% by the end of his tenure. Which leads to point 2) According to some of the Federal Reserve Branches wealth redistribution under Trump from the bottom 90% to the top 10% was one of biggest drivers of inflation next to the Pandemic ending and the economy opening up. That is the case because it has been understood in Economics for quite some time now that the spending habits of the 10% are the drivers of inflation right after government and business spending. More so, large increases in wealth of the top 10% is followed by a drastic rise in the inflation rate of a country. It's been seen to happen all across the globe even decades before the Covid pandemic. 3) Since Reagan cut the highest tax bracket from 75% to 30ish%, for decades now economists have been warning of the sharp rise in inflation that would eventually happen once the wealth of the 10% reached a critical mass point. Next to austerity, which has been proven to not work, the single best way of reducing inflation is increasing taxes on the top 10% of earners and through taxes reducing their spending (modern austerity is based off a paper from 2007-2008 in which the authors outright lied when stating government debt is bad and slows growth because they fudged their data. When the data was corrected it showed not only is high levels of government debt good in developed countries but that it is followed by the increase in the economic well being of the bottom 90%. It also showed that austerity and low government debt is good for only one group, the top 10%. That paper had to be withdrawn but the damage was already done).

In conclusion, if Trump and Republicans premise about how their policies are the only good policies for economic growth was true then inflation should be slowing down even more than it was already doing by the end of Biden's term. However under Trump inflation is picking up again and Trump and Republicans' budget proposals not only do not lower spending but are projected to raise the deficit and debt more than it was raised under Trump's first term while again giving tax cuts, wealth redistribution, of another $4.5 trillion to the top 10% while cutting spending that actually makes American lives easier. If you think inflation is bad now. Wait until food prices soar since the super majority of American agricultural is reliant of the very subsidies Trump has stated he will end. Wait until Home and energy prices soar 25% thanks to Tariffs on the inputs necessary for both.

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u/Robj2 6d ago

Don't confuse us with facts.