Didn't see this coming

[u/GenericAptName]

[u/jpk195]

Let’s go back to sleepy. Sleepy was nice.

[u/Mustakraken → u/jpk195]

I heard they called him sleepy cause you could sleep through the night without worrying about what he was up to.

[u/Patient_Soft6238 → u/Mustakraken]

I missed that when I would forget to check the news for a couple days that all I’d essentially miss was republicans scrolling through Hunter Biden’s dick picks in Congress.

Instead now if I don’t check hourly, I’ve missed 3 new trade wars, a new dismantled federal agency, some political opponent being extorted, Elon gained even more access to my private data, and for some reason Russia getting more sanction and tariff relief for literally doing nothing.

[u/artificialdawnmusic → u/Patient_Soft6238]

don't forget the pardons for all the fraudsters that are paying him for get out of jail cards.