r/WallStreetbetsELITE 8d ago

MEME Didn't see this coming

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u/the_sauviette_onion 8d ago

Don’t worry about eggs bro, just buy a Tessler.

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u/cap1891_2809 8d ago

Everything's computer

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u/solidsnakeskin3000 8d ago

With different panels than before

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u/SinisterCheese 8d ago edited 8d ago

Which might or might not be glued on with propetiary high tech super glue which is strongest in the world Elmer's.

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u/Angry-Dragon-1331 8d ago

I immediately jumped to the scene from Matilda where Danny Devito is gluing bumpers on used cars!

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u/samuelazers 8d ago

no way!

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u/GR1212 5d ago

They have one which is $35,000, which is pretty low…