r/WallStreetbetsELITE • u/GenericAptName • 8d ago

MEME Didn't see this coming

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u/the_sauviette_onion 8d ago

Don’t worry about eggs bro, just buy a Tessler.

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u/cap1891_2809 8d ago

Everything's computer

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u/ricardoconqueso 8d ago

I shit you not, if Biden said “I love Teslur! Everything’s computer!”, media would demand he get committed to a nursing home. Just another day for Trump

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u/TheFBIClonesPeople 8d ago

We saw that happen in real time when Rogan was roasting Biden for thinking there were airports during the revolutionary war. Then he found out Trump was the one who said that and he was like "Oh so he misspoke, okay."

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u/soccerguys14 7d ago

Yea that was crazy. People will fanboy Trump no matter what he says or does

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u/Audio_Track_01 7d ago

Gettysburg. WOW.

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u/thisdckaintFREEEE 7d ago

Holy shit what? I never saw that quote lmao

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u/Virtual_Psunshine 7d ago edited 7d ago

"The Continental Army suffered the bitter winter of Valley Forge, found glory across the waters of the Delaware, and seized victory from Cornwallis of Yorktown.

Our Army manned the air, it rammed the ramparts. It took over the airports. It did everything it had to do. And at Fort McHenry, under the rockets’ red glare, it had nothing but victory. And when dawn came, their Star Spangled Banner waved defiant."

-Donald Trump

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u/DrNopeMD 7d ago

No wonder Biden bombed his debate with Trump, I felt like I had a stroke just reading that. I can't imagine what direct exposure would do to my brain.

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u/Virtual_Psunshine 7d ago

This is a Trump quote

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u/DrNopeMD 7d ago

I know, that's what I'm saying.

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u/FALSE_PROTAGONIST 5d ago

It’s such a ridiculous quote. Like it doesn’t even seem real. Something about the ramming of the ramparts always gets me though

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u/RealNiceKnife 7d ago

Here's a video of him saying it on his show

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJ8lw5zB1gs