r/WallStreetbetsELITE • u/Solarise40 • 4d ago

Loss That just Crazy BRO

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u/i-can-sleep-for-days 4d ago

I am down 25 percent. Prices keep increasing. Fuck Trump. 

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u/TailDragger9 4d ago

No, I outright refuse to fuck Trump. Under no circumstances would I allow that to happen.

I agree with your sentiment, though.

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u/Sure-Debate-464 4d ago

What if... If you f*** Trump he would no longer be the president? Would you take one for the team?

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u/Cute-Kiwi-Boy 4d ago

A true intellectual. Unfortunately it's not worth the sacrifice.

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u/Brabbel63 4d ago

So no one is willing to go full “mr garrison” on his ass and fuck ‘m all to death?

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u/four204eva2 4d ago

I volunteer as tribute

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u/Brabbel63 4d ago

Put on your cape, hero.

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u/JesustheSpaceCowboy 3d ago

Fuck it. I’m going in. Wish me luck, those pipes need plunged and I’m not a certified plumber

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u/ContributionOdd9110 3d ago

Nobody said you had to do the actual fucking. Use some machinery to get it done. Bingo bango, task complete.

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u/Staggart99 4d ago

100% would

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u/Radiant-Ad-9753 4d ago edited 4d ago

"I don't even wait. And when you're a star president, they let you do it. You can do anything. ... Grab 'em by the pussy portfolio. You can do anything."

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u/briantoofine 3d ago

Wow. Things are bad, but sheesh. US markets are down ~11% since their peak in Feb, and foreign markets have fared better (so far). How have you underperformed so badly?

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u/Puzzleheaded_Tip_821 4d ago

40% by end of week. Buckle up!

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u/FuzzyGreek 4d ago

I hate politics and think Trump is just a maggot, but i can’t really complain because every time the orange man announces more tariffs the price of gold goes up. That’s where i invested everything, everyone for as long as i worked said i was crazy putting everything in one investment. Well i’m not so crazy now. They also laugh when i say i’m retiring at 50. 8 yrs more baby. But who knows, may go earlier depending the state of everything.

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u/WGE1960 4d ago

So, are you selling while high or assuming GOLD IS GOD for 8 years Mr. Investor braggadocio.

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u/FuzzyGreek 3d ago

Why the hell would i sell now when it is low i’ll wait till it hits $10,000 ounce before i think about selling.

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u/WGE1960 3d ago

You proved you have no damned idea what you're doing or talking about. Go awayyyyyy!!!!

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u/FuzzyGreek 3d ago

So said everyone else. See you at $10,000 buddy. Demand for gold will be high once orange man starts draining the reserves for bitcoin.🤑🤑🤑