r/WallStreetbetsELITE • u/Doodurpoon • 2d ago

MEME Check out the big brain on Brad

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u/Aromatic-Situation89 2d ago

Na bro not the penguins

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u/Candlelight_Fant4sia 2d ago

Why not? Can you mention a single time the US got a fair deal from penguins??

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u/blong217 2d ago

Have they even said thank you?! At least they are wearing suits!

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u/Rushing_Russian 1d ago

They wear tuxedos not suits that's just inappropriate, raise tarrif's to 2000000000000%

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u/Snr_Wilson 1d ago

Of course they're wearing tuxedos. It's after 6pm, what are they? Farmers?

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u/Signal_Reach_5838 1d ago

Good lord, Lemon!

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u/Sharkwatcher314 4h ago

lol your speech isn’t even today!

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u/Rushing_Russian 1d ago

They wear tuxedos not suits that's just inappropriate, raise tarrif's to 2000000000000%

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u/pickled_penguin_ 1d ago

Hey, you shut your mouth. Leave us outta this crap.

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u/GetNooted 1d ago

I agree noot noot

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u/pickled_penguin_ 1d ago

I..uh..missed the last meeting. Is 'noot' how we, uh...ya know...type our noise?

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u/stormurcsgo 6h ago

that's just a pingu thing

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u/RockApeGear 2d ago

Well, we lock them in zoos, and their captive slavery generates income for the zoos, so there's that. After all, why not? Why shouldn't we profit off their adorable looks?

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u/Farseyeted 1d ago

We annexed several of their guano islands to bolster domestic agriculture and arms manufacture for which we paid them nothing.

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u/sometimesgetslost1 1d ago

Did the penguins help us reclaim the airports in the Revolutionary War?

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u/fairportmtg1 1d ago

Did they say thank you once for Happy Feet?

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u/_owlstoathens_ 1d ago

Our pilots a penguin, and he’s been drinking.. but Penguins can’t fly!

https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/s/3gAJzMkHJl

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u/ysirwolf 1d ago

Glad they pay for their taxes

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u/Sminada 1d ago

They already retaliated

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u/Captainfunzis 1d ago

They have been taking advantage of the us for too long

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u/Mister_Sins 1d ago

Don't let r/chainsawman see this.

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u/bentmonkey 15h ago

Kowalski, status report!