May I present to you the "Trump Got a Blump" theory.
Putin has some dirt on Trump. We all know about him being in Russia, and having prostitutes brought over (compliments of the Russian government). Said prostitutes were engaging in watersports and all manner of degenerate acts. Trump got a blumpkin by them as well. Russian FSB got it on tape thru the use of hidden cameras and bugs. He's been being blackmailed by the Russians ever since.
So you see, the stock market is crashing, the US is going to be destroyed and lose it's #1 spot, and much more pain to come, all so Trump can avoid being embarrassed. All because Trump got a blump(kin).
"Sorry baby, looks like we can't retire as planned. I probably have to work at least another decade to get back on track. All because Trump got a blump."
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u/Rahim556 19h ago
May I present to you the "Trump Got a Blump" theory.
Putin has some dirt on Trump. We all know about him being in Russia, and having prostitutes brought over (compliments of the Russian government). Said prostitutes were engaging in watersports and all manner of degenerate acts. Trump got a blumpkin by them as well. Russian FSB got it on tape thru the use of hidden cameras and bugs. He's been being blackmailed by the Russians ever since.
So you see, the stock market is crashing, the US is going to be destroyed and lose it's #1 spot, and much more pain to come, all so Trump can avoid being embarrassed. All because Trump got a blump(kin).
"Sorry baby, looks like we can't retire as planned. I probably have to work at least another decade to get back on track. All because Trump got a blump."