r/WallStreetbetsELITE • u/Excellent_Copy4646 • 1d ago

Shitpost If Kamala harris won the election,Amercians would be living in a utopia now.

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u/IdioticPrototype 1d ago

Utopia is hyperbolic af, but I'd settle for some goddamn sanity. 

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u/oakinmypants 1d ago

It’s not a utopia without universal healthcare and universal pre k.

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u/IdioticPrototype 1d ago

Exactly what a filthy commiesocialiast would say!

Let me guess, you probably want to ensure that those disgusting little pre-K crotch goblins don't starve, too??

Edit: And get 15 minute breaks every 4 hours while they work in the coal mines? 

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u/Rexzar 1d ago

Honestly at this point sanity would be a utopia

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u/siali 1d ago

Anywhere you don't see trump or hear about him is Utopia!

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u/totpot 1d ago

Before the election, I was looking at what fortune tellers and astrologers were saying (for fun). One thing that kept coming up was the prediction that a Kamala win would usher in a new golden age whereas a Trump win would usher in a devastating recession, lead to the end of the United States, and that he would start WWIII. What was interesting was that some of these guys that were saying this were pro Trump.