r/WallStreetbetsELITE • u/wallstreetballer • 1d ago

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u/Doodurpoon 1d ago

I miss having a president that isn't coming up with a new way to fuck over people every fucking day. When he went the hospital with Covid-19 in 2020, it was great. He finally shut the fuck up.

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u/fzzball 1d ago

The only thing that went wrong there was the WH staff insisting he go to the hospital.

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u/StolenPies 1d ago

It's weird to say because I was terrified of the possibility at the time, but Pence might not have been so bad.

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u/GenghisTron17 1d ago

I think Pence would have been bad just in a different way. I think the brush with death on Jan 6th changed him.

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u/JonInOsaka 22h ago

I don't agree with any of Pence's beliefs, but at least he cares about the rule of law. That in and of itself is lightyears better than Trump.

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u/DiscountAcrobatic356 1d ago

How? Made him all the more determined to fuck each and everyone over before he shuffles off?

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u/StolenPies 22h ago

No, he saw that Trump is an authoritarian and the cult of personality he has formed is violently dangerous to the Constitution and the rule of law.

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u/DiscountAcrobatic356 12h ago

My comment was about T not P. And yes I agree. What a shit show we have. Protest.

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u/Artistic-Banana734 1d ago

Proof there is no God is this idiot lived through COVID.

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u/awe2D2 1d ago

Yeah I stopped believing in Karma when Trump won this 2nd time. A guy who has been lying, cheating and the living embodiment of greed his whole life, well I was expecting Karma would catch him after he lost and all the lawsuits and court cases were finally allowed to punish him. Instead he got more power and gets his final days consequence free..

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u/Far_Eye6555 1d ago

He even dodged a bullet

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u/Flat-Erik 22h ago

"And I saw one of his heads as it were wounded to death; and his deadly wound was healed: and all the world wondered after the beast."

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u/Lord_Vesuvius2020 23h ago

Are you sure that wasn’t staged? It’s amazing how little information ever came out.

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u/WalkAffectionate2683 21h ago

Did he got really wounded? Because if he did this is a very dangerous thing to stage.

If the wound has been hidden then idk

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u/Fluffy-Queequeg 17h ago

His ear clipped the belt of the SS agent that tackled him to the ground.

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u/Correct-Cat-5308 13h ago

There were still 2 people killed -who would sacrifice their life for such a con?

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u/OnlyFansGPTbot 8h ago

There’s a bunch. His supporters are the same. Ignorant narcissists

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u/Slow_Lengthiness3166 1d ago

Maybe there is karma .. and he is God's way of getting back at Americans for all the bad things theyve done around the world ... Like you know bombing the living crap out of anyone not white enough or christian enough or rich enough ...

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u/OnlyFansGPTbot 8h ago

Karma seems to work the other way around. Good things seem to happen to bad people

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u/freddy_guy 14h ago

Karma is only supposed to affect your next life. So you don't even understand karma.

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u/fzzball 1d ago

He lived because he was airlifted to Walter Reed to get $60K worth of experimental treatments. And it still nearly killed him.

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u/Dio-lated1 23h ago

And then he came back all heroic acting and whipped off his mask and says it’s nothing to fear. I was angry at him that day. What a dirtbag.

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u/Big_Location_855 20h ago

Well the book of revelations did say that the antichrist is supposed to win and take over before the end of times…so things are supposed to get worse.

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u/Lower-Garbage7652 20h ago

So puts on everything American is what I hear.

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u/TwoFingersWhiskey 1d ago

I think Covid rocked his shit. He aged so rapidly after that, and what was already crazy just began to eclipse into utter madness

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u/waitingtoconnect 1d ago

“But her laugh, under trump it’d be a 7000 point gain no a 7 million point gain… “

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u/nanotasher 1d ago

Maybe that's when he was replaced by a lizard man wearing a Trump costume.

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u/Doodurpoon 1d ago

I think the lizard people are misunderstood. Sure, they are cold blooded, but you go have a picnic with them they really warm up to you.

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u/DiscountAcrobatic356 1d ago

On a good rock in the midday sun.

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u/C_B_Doyle 20h ago

4 Months (Tarrifs Announced in January)