r/WallStreetbetsELITE • u/wallstreetballer • 1d ago

MEME Headlines from the multiverse

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u/RealisticMarsupial84 1d ago

I just want a boring day with no word-shattering headlines. I’m done with the drama queens in charge. 

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u/Additional_Irony 1d ago

It’s a testament to the times we live in that both „world-shattering“ and „word-shattering“ make the same amount of sense 🫠

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u/berejser 1d ago

That was the great thing about Biden. For the most part you could just forget he was there and know that you didn't have to be on a constant state of alert for anything mental you might need to prepare for.

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u/DiddlyDumb 21h ago

I’ve said it before and I will repeat it to the day I die: boring governments are good for the economy. Active governments are bad for the economy.

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u/therealsancholanza 18h ago edited 18h ago

Meanwhile, in that same day in the alternate timeline, Fox News is having a panel of heated experts discussing how Hillary should go to jail for being personally responsible for the 15,000 thousand deaths during her very irresponsible and negligent handling of the corona pandemic.

They digress and soon get fired up about Benghazi and her email server.

In other news, TSLA shareholders are grappling with their bottom rock stock prices due to a growing awareness from institutional investors about the lack of fundamentals that previously and unrealistically held the stock at unsustainable high prices. They were booted off the S&P 500 earlier I the year. Their secretive and elusive CEO checks into a rehab clinic for ketamine abuse after his leveraged wealth plummets when his collateral stock is not enough to sustain his mounting debt. Investment banks issue an investigation. More at 6pm.

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u/DSMOOTHDAVIS 5h ago

And to Micheal with the weather.