r/WallStreetbetsELITE • u/Suggestive-Syntax • 11h ago

Shitpost Liberated

944 Upvotes

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u/spac420 11h ago

wsb post was awesome. i dont know why the mods removed it

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u/AppropriateGoat7039 9h ago

Thanks, I needed that laugh after the last two days.

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u/Suggestive-Syntax 8h ago

Don’t we all

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u/DiarrheaCreamPi 11h ago

March of the Penguins

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u/lilbro1984 9h ago

Are you NOT Liberated?

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u/evlhornet 6h ago

MAGA: ARE WE NOT MERCIFUL!!!!

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u/Cute-Republic2657 11h ago

*Howard Nutlick

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u/EKcore 10h ago

Up next the invasion of Iran.

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u/Xijit 7h ago edited 4h ago

He needs to get going on that if he is gonna do it: by August we won't be able to afford flying half of our bombers / USAF ground crews will be listing F-35 parts on Ebay after not being paid since June.

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u/FlatOutUseless 8h ago

More like Retardation Day.

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u/ItalianStallion9069 8h ago

So all it took was a rapid Bear market for the good memes to come back. A soul for a soul.

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u/MemeeMaker 11h ago

When's the sequel?

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u/Unleashed-9160 7h ago

Monday morning....debuts at 9 30am est

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u/mustardman73 7h ago

I'm GenX, seen some sh*t. 87', 2000-3, 2008-9, 2017, 2020, and 2023.

This feels different.

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u/Xijit 7h ago

It feels different because this is premeditated and intentional: they want the economy to burn, so that the Oligarchs can buy out billion dollar companies for millions.

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u/Electronic_Warning49 8h ago

I've been saving for this, I didn't think in my widest dreams that 🥭 would be the one to do it but fuck I hope he has diamond hands and holds so I can get SPY for $300, AMD for $40, and APPL for $100!

I didn't vote for him but if I can break into the market well enough to secure my retirement in 10 years I'll buy a maga hat and eat it!

Burn baby burn! I hope it's a disco inferno.

Sry to all the magas close to retirement who are going to have to work until they're 80. My ✋ heart goes out to you!

For everyone else, I genuinely hope this is temporary and he'll waffle like he always does. Buy the dip if you can and hope for the best. I don't want my success to be your misery, but I'm not going to pass on what might be the best buying opportunity since 08.

I'm no gambler but I'm genuinely considering my first options. Puts seem like a sure thing if you're not too greedy.

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u/Lost_Package_6071 11h ago

Trump really meant it when he said he was gonna drain the swamp huh

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u/FartingInYourMilk 9h ago

Super Earth. Our way of life. Prosperity. Liberty. Freedom.

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u/Wildturkey76 9h ago

This is ultimate. I love this

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u/flyingbuta 7h ago

For lower egg price. What does it cost ?

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u/List-Beneficial 9h ago

People who made it on the beach are the bears. Godspeed bears, Godspeed.

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u/DoomerFeed 7h ago

Not the penguins

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u/JonInOsaka 7h ago

Medic! I need morphine stat!

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u/Unleashed-9160 7h ago

They never said thank you! 🤣 🤣 🤣

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u/BananBosse 2h ago

I wish this was not accurate, but I love it

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u/panda_sauce 8h ago

Brilliant

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u/Shot_King_1936 7h ago

I think you missed one… starts with a G and end with an E ?

Wasn’t negative today 😎

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u/AwayPresence4375 6h ago

🤣🤣🤣thank you so much, needed a laugh

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u/evlhornet 6h ago

Shit hits harder than my stepfather

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u/Prize_Major6183 6h ago

This is some of the finest work meme work I've seen on reddit in years

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u/Timely-Analysis6082 5h ago

This is gold 

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u/bluey45 5h ago

Haha 😂 too good

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u/_Druss_ 4h ago

The dollar crashing against the euro and sterling is another tax on the US. 

It almost negates the tariffs set on the EU and UK which is hilarious. 

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u/Pollution-Limp 4h ago

Excellent

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u/BrightPerspective 3h ago

Do you feel Liberated, citizen?

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u/SH4DOWBOXING 3h ago

i dont fucking belive it, a good post on wsb...

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u/soprentikroken 2h ago

Hahaha I'm fucking drying... 😂🤣😂😂😂

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u/Training_Remote_9298 45m ago

Good news to distract you from how bad things are gonna get they are gonna need a real war. Next step real life

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u/dronegeeks1 12m ago

High quality shit post love to see it