r/WallStreetbetsELITE • u/Suggestive-Syntax • 1d ago

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u/Electronic_Warning49 1d ago

I've been saving for this, I didn't think in my widest dreams that 🥭 would be the one to do it but fuck I hope he has diamond hands and holds so I can get SPY for $300, AMD for $40, and APPL for $100!

I didn't vote for him but if I can break into the market well enough to secure my retirement in 10 years I'll buy a maga hat and eat it!

Burn baby burn! I hope it's a disco inferno.

Sry to all the magas close to retirement who are going to have to work until they're 80. My ✋ heart goes out to you!

For everyone else, I genuinely hope this is temporary and he'll waffle like he always does. Buy the dip if you can and hope for the best. I don't want my success to be your misery, but I'm not going to pass on what might be the best buying opportunity since 08.

I'm no gambler but I'm genuinely considering my first options. Puts seem like a sure thing if you're not too greedy.