r/WallStreetbetsELITE • u/Curateddiecastindia • 22h ago
MEME After the Penguins these r next 🥸
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u/rube_X_cube 20h ago
Let’s be real, Mordor would be exempt.
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u/Ragecommie 20h ago edited 12h ago
Sauron was just a businessman doing business.
Precious metals, jewellery and all that. Also some eugenics, dictatorship and a pinch of murder on the side, but hey - you know how it is...
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u/rube_X_cube 18h ago
A lot of people are saying, he has the best rings. Rings like you’ve never seen before. The most amazing rings, very special rings. He loves those rings. So, you know, you have to respect that. He wants those rings. And you know, he said some very nice things about me, we get along very well. He’s a tough guy. Tough. Even though he likes rings, he’s a tough guy. Very strong.
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u/Critical_Hit777 7h ago
I know those guys, I was speaking to president Sauron.
Great people. Great people.
They make orcs there you know? Not like our American orcs.
I said to Sauron, we need a fair deal on orcs and he said, 'That's fair'
And I don't blame them, but we need these tariffs to protect the American orc businesses of Michigan.
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u/NalaNoct 18h ago
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u/Nunc-dimittis 17h ago
Yeah, and it was clearly those SO CALLED FREE moronic people of the stupid west that PROVOKED the beautiful people of Mordor to attack!
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u/i99990xe 10h ago
removed by Reddit?
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u/NalaNoct 5h ago
I made a Lord of the rings joke about orcs being the good guys and hobbits being the bad guys and Reddit warned me against violence lol
I don't think I even said a violent word
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u/Ok-Biscotti-4311 11h ago
They have very good rings. The best there is. Rings we could use for great power. Powerful rings. They say my hands are best for rings, just have the right size. They should give America the ring and the president, who ever that might be. The president could have the ring. The one ring to rule. Steve Bannon said it be a way for me to get a third term. Obama has too soft hands for a ring.
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u/canatlas99 22h ago
What did the Narnians do to him?
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u/B1ZEN 19h ago
Wakanda will get a 100% tariff because racism
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u/physical0 10h ago
Also, considering they don't export any of their technology, it would be like entirely imports of raw material.
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u/TypicalHaikuResponse 7h ago
You can tell this fake because Wakanda doesn't have the highest tariff rate.
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u/tarsonis999 18h ago
He is a racist so I guess he would therefore up tariffs on none "white pride" like wakanda...
I guess bitter sarcasm is all we have left for a long period of time to cope with this
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u/East-Lobster-6467 16h ago
He would turn Shire to Mordor for one ring...
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u/Cinemagica 13h ago
Trump: A lot of people ask me, they say "Mr President, why no tariffs on Mordor?" and you know what I say, I say look, Sauron is someone I've gotten to know very well, he's a tough leader, very tough, but the Orcs, they love him, they really do. They come out in the thousands for him, and they don't show that, but there's so much love for him there, there really is. He's a strong negotiator, clever guy, and he has very clear ideas about what he wants to achieve, and you know, I think we could benefit a little from these ideas in America too. Just last night I spoke to Saruman, great guy, one of the greatest minds of our time, and I asked him what he thinks, and you know Saruman only had good things to say. He's been there, he's very experienced, probably the most experienced there's ever been, and he been very impressed so far, what can I say. And look, Mordor has had its problems, but like us they've been taken advantage of, ripped off, insulted, and we have an opportunity to form a great alliance, and we should have done this a lot sooner, we really should, but Joe Biden, he wasn't a strong negotiator, he's a weak, weak man, and so Donald Trump had to step in, and it's only taken a few weeks, you look at the news and they can't believe how much we've achieved in just a few weeks, it's incredible.
Reporter: Sir, what do you have to say to people who may be concerned about the incident at Helm's Deep, and Sauron amassing forces on the border, and the strong rhetoric about invading our allies?
Trump: Who are you with? CNN? CNN. You know, you really shouldn't be talking about these things, this is fake news, it's fake news, and the people don't wanna hear it, it's terrible what you're doing. Look, Sauron, he's a strong leader, and he has a right to protect himself, just like we do, and you know, Theodin has said some very nasty things, he's a nasty man, and you look at what happened at Helm's Deep and you have to say there was a lot of damage done on both sides. Theodin was very aggressive. And I think that could have been handled another way. If I'd been President at that time it would never have happened, we would never have let it go so far, but I think Sauron regrets that these events were necessary, but I talk to Theodin and I don't see any regret, no regret at all, he's a very stubborn man.
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u/TypicalHaikuResponse 4h ago
Why don't they negotiate with Sauron? Gandalf doesn't have the cards. We have the cards. Gandalf doesn't have any cards.
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u/Aberration1246 15h ago
If it keeps going this way, I’m going to jump off the bridge to terebithia.
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u/IThinkOk 8h ago
"I had a very strong relationship with Sauron. He was actually a really good, I don’t want to say friend - I don’t want to act foolish, ‘he was my friend’ - but I got along with him great."
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u/Jazzlike_Comfort6877 20h ago
Mordor 0%