r/WallStreetbetsELITE 2d ago

MEME After the Penguins these r next 🥸

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u/rube_X_cube 2d ago

Let’s be real, Mordor would be exempt.

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u/Ragecommie 2d ago edited 1d ago

Sauron was just a businessman doing business.

Precious metals, jewellery and all that. Maybe some eugenics, dictatorship and a pinch of murder on the side, but hey - you know how it is...

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u/Critical_Hit777 1d ago

I know those guys, I was speaking to president Sauron.

Great people. Great people.

They make orcs there you know? Not like our American orcs.

I said to Sauron, we need a fair deal on orcs and he said, 'That's fair'

And I don't blame them, but we need these tariffs to protect the American orc businesses of Michigan.