Tomorrow could be the 3rd straight day where the S&P 500 falls more than -4% This only happened during the Great Depression

[u/Synfinium]

[u/zulufux999]

Oh great, another “historic economic event”…

[u/amusingvillain → u/zulufux999]

it sucks to be a millenial to witness this kind of shit multiple times over, and it's starting to become more frequent too

[u/zulufux999 → u/amusingvillain]

Might just say fuck it finally and load calls at the bottom, millions or bust this time 💀

[u/nubtraveler → u/zulufux999]

They don't call it "the greatest casino on earth" for nothing.

[u/jvo203 → u/nubtraveler]

Better watch out, Trump is known to have bankrupted casinos.

Edit: Now that he is "in charge" of the greatest casino on earth, what could go wrong ... /s

[u/dormango → u/jvo203]

It would be quicker to cite, what isn’t going wrong. Vote for a 🤡 and you get a 🎪

[u/Jasond777 → u/zulufux999]

The once in lifetime economic event was the stability of the 2010s

[u/No_Cook2983 → u/Jasond777]

Laugh all you want, but I just saved seventeen cents on a dozen eggs. 😎

[u/Van-van → u/Jasond777]

Headlines all “Nobody knows why inflation is so stubbornly low” “market oddly stable”

[u/gundam1945 → u/zulufux999]

Probably better to wait till nasdaq hit 16000.

[u/imnotcam → u/zulufux999]

I'm loading puts on the way down. Already paying off to the tune of hundreds of percent.

Bought <$1,500 of puts on Wednesday before the unveiling. Had I held everything until late Friday, it would have been over $30k. Still ended up over 400% and bought more with some of the gains. Those are already up like 300% too.

[u/Hates_rollerskates → u/amusingvillain]

Yeah, this one is different. This isn't one sector of our economy getting sick, this is our entire economy getting crippled. It's bigger than the tariffs, it's also destruction of the government as an employer and investor in innovations.

[u/pghtopas → u/Hates_rollerskates]

And it’s intentional. We elected a convicted felon who was impeached twice, and he wants revenge.

[u/OriginalGhostCookie → u/pghtopas]

revenge

This is it right here. Trump knew he was a laughingstock among the NY elites. He knew he was laughed at and on the outside. And he never respected rules or processes and idolized the idea of a singular all-powerful strongman that would seize control and rule things. He met a guy who made him feel important and respected. And that guy was an iron fisted ruler of one of the most powerful (actual results may vary) militaries and nations of the world. And that man also sought revenge against the same count that Donald did. One that he blamed for the fall of his glorious USSR.

This is seriously just a revenge plot in action.

[u/ShaneKaiGlenn → u/pghtopas]

“Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves.” -Confucius

A proverb many voters sorely needed to hear.

[u/bsEEmsCE → u/pghtopas]

well I didnt elect him

[u/tturedditor → u/pghtopas]

If you view his actions through a lens of, "how would one create a pathway to absolutely destroy our country" it makes a lot of sense. Any other rationale requires a LOT of mental gymnastics.

[u/Sharp-Driver-3359 → u/Hates_rollerskates]

Agree it’s poor policy layering with terrible dismantling of the government and a complete lack of global confidence and trust in the administration that’s in charge of the steering wheel.

[u/Pr1ebe → u/amusingvillain]

I just wanna buy a house but not be housepoor lol

[u/Mountbatten-Ottawa → u/Pr1ebe]

Buy gold, store gold, wait until great depression, buy house, great success

Maybe also some silver and wheat future ig

[u/Far_Persimmon_2616 → u/Mountbatten-Ottawa]

Gotta find someone willing to trade gold, good luck.

[u/YNWA_in_Red_Sox → u/Mountbatten-Ottawa]

All in on gourds

[u/Redwolfdc → u/amusingvillain]

The worst part this is not some complex series of economic conditions. This is completely a self-inflicted disaster by the work of one man who many of your fellow citizens decided should lead the country and who at least 45% somehow still support. 

[u/B0risth3Blade → u/Redwolfdc]

45% of America is thick as pig shit, that's how. It's scary to me that more than 1 out of every 3 voting Americans can't use their brain. The stupid in America is now a global problem. This cannot continue. If America wants to be Russia, let it, fuck 'em, the majority voted for it, even after repeated warnings and all the alarm bells ringing. The rest of the world needs to work out how to decouple from America economically and militarily. Morons cannot have this much pull on the global stage.

[u/ralphy1010 → u/amusingvillain]

I'm kind of tired of these once in a lifetime economic meltdowns.

[u/Donkey_Duke → u/amusingvillain]

It’s like layoffs. 

I have literally survived ~7 mass layoffs. That feeling of trying to focus on work as people around you are called into an office to be laid off is beyond stressful. 

[u/too_old_to_be_clever → u/amusingvillain]

Gen X here....sucks for us as well

[u/MaterialUpender → u/too_old_to_be_clever]

Gen X with a Silent Generation Dad. Sucks for both me and my Dad.

... At least he has dementia so doesn't know how bad his retirement finances are now.

[u/Human-Application976 → u/MaterialUpender]

Omg my mom too….dementia….finances plummeting….fuck DT forever.

[u/haterake → u/MaterialUpender]

I hear you fellow genx. We're taking care of my dad with dementia, 2 kids who can't afford to move out, and one still in middle school. All while watching our chances for retirement evaporate. Lovin' it!

[u/FeelsGoodMan2 → u/too_old_to_be_clever]

Maybe don't vote right winger as a generation next time hmmm?

[u/bsEEmsCE → u/amusingvillain]

AND ITS ALWAYS REPUBLICANS

[u/One-Salamander9685 → u/zulufux999]

Totally self inflicted this time

[u/Boring-Test5522 → u/One-Salamander9685]

Check Smoot-Hawley act in 1930. self-inflected wound can cause mass destruction.

[u/curious-science-man → u/One-Salamander9685]

Trump is genuinely a cancer to this country. I dream of the day I get the notification he has passed away.

[u/Mountbatten-Ottawa → u/curious-science-man]

If things keep going down like this, he gonna get 1 million people sacrificing to satan just to kill him asap

[u/curious-science-man → u/Mountbatten-Ottawa]

Let’s manifest it. I will pop champagne and throw parties the day it happens

[u/Jolimont → u/curious-science-man]

He’s not the only problem. The folks who see him as their god are.

[u/2begreen → u/Jolimont]

It’s not them they are just the suckers and losers. The biggest problem is a few tech billionaires and the federalist society that back him. Trump is just the scapegoat puppet carrying out their plan.

See

Plot against America. And Project 2025 tracker

[u/curious-science-man → u/Jolimont]

Yeah the culture of anti intellectualism and “he has a lot of money so he has to be smart” led us down this path

[u/BeenBadFeelingGood → u/One-Salamander9685]

it's chump, but it's also the ai bubble unwind isn't it?

[u/DolanDoleac2020 → u/BeenBadFeelingGood]

Idk, the tech company’s that are taking big losses on AI are the ones printing money to fund it. Msft, Google, and Amazon. Their other revenue is so ridiculous that they can afford to. Nvidias killing it on being part of the supply chain, but is making actual revenue off of it. So may be a little vulnerable if things don’t pan out and their tech isn’t used in a pivot.

Otherwise, tech vendors are just diverting engineering from building other features to build LLM stuff. But that recurring revenue for their clients subscriptions isn’t going to take a huge hit if a feature isn’t used. They should still renew the same bundles with clients asking where useful new features are. If their competitors have similarly unhelpful ai features, they don’t really have a recourse to leave / demand lower contracts. There’s such costs to switch up vendors in their tech stack that it feels like a “same tide, all boats don’t rise or fall” kind of vibe.

Just my 0.02 and first time formulating this opinion

[u/Alone_Owl8485 → u/BeenBadFeelingGood]

AI has been backgrounded by the larger chaos.

[u/heckinCYN → u/zulufux999]

To be fair, this one was 100% self inflicted, not from an external event.

[u/donsimoni → u/zulufux999]

It's my 7th one with global implications since I started following the news. Three of which had their epicenter in the US.

It's enough. Let's not have another.

[u/SpaceballsTheCritic]

OrangeMonday

[u/SuperNoise5209 → u/SpaceballsTheCritic]

I like this. Can we agree this is how we'll refer to April 7, 2025 when we're huddled around trashcan fires in the camps?

[u/Inquisitive_idiot → u/SuperNoise5209]

I’m sorry. Are you referring to April 7, 2025, the day the stocks fell, otherwise known as Orange Monday?

THAT Orange Monday?  🍊 

[u/One-Employment3759 → u/Inquisitive_idiot]

Orange Monday, April 7 2025, when the circuit breakers tripped all around the world and the hedge funds got margin called.

[u/SpaceballsTheCritic → u/SuperNoise5209]

Thanks, i’ve spammed it enough.

Either it sticks or it doesn’t. :)

[u/Impossible_Eggies → u/SpaceballsTheCritic]

Orange is the new Black, I guess...

[u/yourdadsatonmyface → u/Impossible_Eggies]

not what I meant

[u/Pleading-Orange168 → u/SpaceballsTheCritic]

Mango Monday

[u/awfulWinner → u/Pleading-Orange168]

Follow that up with Trumpster-Fire Tuesday

[u/nick1812216 → u/SpaceballsTheCritic]

MagaMonday

[u/USMCamp0811 → u/SpaceballsTheCritic]

THIS! must be the historic name for whatever the fuck happens tomorrow!!!

[u/arcaias]

"We're going to have a greater depression, the GREATEST depression, everyone is saying..."wow, what a great depression you're going to create, it's really historic.."

It's going to be the Greatest depression, I think, some people think... I don't know... WHO KNOWS? Maybe... We'll see...

Depression what a great word...a wonderful word, depression..."

[u/_Christopher_Crypto → u/arcaias]

“We will work together, and continue to work together, to address these issues…and to work together as we continue to work, operating from the new norms, rules, and agreements, that we will convene to work together...we will work on this together”

[u/B1g_Gru3s0m3 → u/_Christopher_Crypto]

plays invisible accordian

[u/mykarachi_Ur_jabooty → u/arcaias]

Can I steal this comment? It deserves reposting.

[u/Someredditskum → u/arcaias]

You know it’s bad when you can only read it like he says it.

[u/easeypeaseyweasey → u/arcaias]

I would love for them to call it the Greatest Depression, rather than Great Depression 2 like a lame Hollywood sequel, give it a name that sticks it to trump. 

[u/nubtraveler]

See you guys at the breadlines.

[u/Glum-Wheel-8104 → u/nubtraveler]

They closed that agency

[u/PerniciousPeyton → u/Glum-Wheel-8104]

Who knew that “they’re eating the dogs and cats” wasn’t an observation, but a prediction

[u/venividiavicii → u/PerniciousPeyton]

Let them eat cat

[u/PraxicalExperience → u/venividiavicii]

People joke, but I'm thinking I should learn how to skin & prep squirrels. They're easy to catch with a trap and are abundant in my area.

[u/Lost_North5922 → u/PerniciousPeyton]

Underrated comment!

[u/2begreen → u/PerniciousPeyton]

They’re eating the stocks and bonds.

[u/hillbillychef92 → u/nubtraveler]

Meet me behind the dumpster at Wendy's. I'll give you some of my yeast so you can make your own bread. No tarrifs.

[u/nubtraveler → u/hillbillychef92]

Sir this is a breadline, not a breedline

[u/Rigorous-Geek-2916 → u/hillbillychef92]

Username checks out

[u/psychulating]

this is like when that fictional town elected 16yo Ben Wyatt as mayor in parks and rec, before he proceeded to furiously bankrupt it

My kids will ask me about how this happened and I’ll have no reasonable explanation

[u/B1g_Gru3s0m3 → u/psychulating]

Blame boomers. That's my plan anyways

Happy cake day

[u/cordialcatenary → u/B1g_Gru3s0m3]

“Well kids, the price of eggs were really high. So some idiots decided to vote for someone who made the price of everything else so expensive the price of eggs didn’t really seem that bad anymore!”

[u/XxgamerxX734 → u/B1g_Gru3s0m3]

Gen-Z contributed significantly to this, specifically men

[u/JinkoTheMan → u/XxgamerxX734]

As a man, I 100% agree with this. There was just no getting through to them.

[u/XxgamerxX734 → u/JinkoTheMan]

Joe Rogan brain drain will be studied in the future

[u/JinkoTheMan → u/XxgamerxX734]

It wasn’t just Rogan. It was Andrew Tate, Matt Walsh, Ben Shapiro, Jordan Peterson, and so many other guys that I can’t remember that capitalized on vulnerable men.

[u/illepic → u/JinkoTheMan]

Don't forget the other direction: tankies and tiktok agitprop bots telling 20 year olds that Kamala is somehow worse for Palestine than Trump. 

GenZ doesn't stand a chance from both ends of the horseshoe. 

[u/JinkoTheMan → u/illepic]

Oh god don’t remind me. I was arguing with people back then about how if you believe that Trump, someone who literally agrees with Israel wiping Gaza off the map, would be better than Kamala then I deadass don’t know what to tell you.

Lo and behold, when Trump announced how he would like to turn the Gaza into the Gaza Strip, they got hella quiet.

But yeah, Gen Z was fucked from the beginning.

[u/illepic → u/JinkoTheMan]

So much silence from the "refuse to vote for genocide" crowd. 

[u/BattleHall → u/JinkoTheMan]

Oh god don’t remind me. I was arguing with people back then about how if you believe that Trump, someone who literally agrees with Israel wiping Gaza off the map, would be better than Kamala then I deadass don’t know what to tell you.

It's simple: they're accellerationists. They don't want things to get better if it means incremental, moderate improvements. They have fantasies of revolution with themselves as the main character, happily ignoring the pile of dead bodies such things usually entail.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Accelerationism

[u/Nebuli2 → u/[deleted]]

Yep. Gen X is the actual Trump base. It's also the generation most directly shaped by lead poisoning...

[u/2begreen → u/Nebuli2]

Look I chewed on the windowsills of the house I grew up in built in the 30’s and still had enough sense to not vote for these mfers.

[u/dbryna → u/psychulating]

Ice town costs ice clown his town crown

[u/DefTheOcelot → u/psychulating]

utter failure to teach people how to break down concepts and logic through ideas.

[u/MashedPotatoesDick]

At least Stormy Daniels got money when she was fucked by Trump.

[u/StanYz → u/MashedPotatoesDick]

I mean you guys were given a great business opportunity, the greatest business opportunity, people will continue to talk about what a great business opportunity it was. (Trumpcoin) /s

[u/DantifA → u/MashedPotatoesDick]

And watched Shark Week!

[u/Estalicus]

The whole week might be red. Not 4-6% each day but this is going to take time to price appropriately. It might be weeks or months before earnings calls and around then full blown recession hits the real economy making the next earnings call worse.

Unless Trump caves it might be a decade before we see February highs

[u/therob91 → u/Estalicus]

It might also be green for weeks or months, and still completely and utterly collapse. 1929 crash took 3 years to hit bottom and had multiple bull runs during that time, one was a 3-month bounce. Short term prices are volatile, period.

[u/Spirited_Impress6020 → u/therob91]

Yah but the tariffs is what ultimately collapsed it, this time he’s starting with them.

[u/BigFuckHead_ → u/therob91]

The difference is that the economy was pretty good until we got liberated. It would bounce back about +7% if no tariffs and we would be back on track other than needing to restore confidence in US markets. Unfortunately he is going to take over a year to "negotiate"

[u/PloppyPants9000 → u/Estalicus]

Just wait for all the international counter tariffs to start rolling in within the next two weeks. This bleed is just the first salvo in a long drawn out trade war.

[u/blandmath]

At least we don’t have to listen to Kamala laugh. /s

[u/Entire_Office_6700 → u/blandmath]

say thank you /s

[u/Boson347 → u/Entire_Office_6700]

Should I be wearing a suit?

[u/Cntrysky78 → u/Boson347]

I'll be wearing a brown suit

[u/RaechelMaelstrom → u/Cntrysky78]

Bring me my brown pants

[u/Lord_Vesuvius2020 → u/Boson347]

Better not be a tan suit.

[u/Sullypants1 → u/Boson347]

Gimp suit

[u/meatsmoothie82 → u/blandmath]

Oh she’s laughing 

[u/Mandurang76 → u/meatsmoothie82]

Don't say it!
Don't say it!

"I told you so! Whahahahaha!"

There you have it.... she said it! ... and laughed!

[u/RepublicansAreEvil90]

Yes, republicans love causing depressions worst party for our economy by far. Trump unironically tanked the economy both times he’s been in office

[u/Foreign_Radio_2770]

Circuit breakers are going off in all financial markets at the moment , Treasury secretary of the USA just went to the WH on a Sunday! so you know it’s a real shit storm , but zero media press from WH as Trump is probably on the shitter surfing porn

[u/Interesting-Log-9627 → u/Foreign_Radio_2770]

You know he jerks off to his own speeches, right?

[u/Bagafeet → u/Interesting-Log-9627]

You spelled "daughter" wrong.

[u/jruegod11]

Trump bankrupting yet another casino lol

[u/USMCamp0811]

see you just need to zoom out on the x-axis a little more and you will see its perfectly normal.. /s

[u/harrywrinkleyballs → u/USMCamp0811]

Those dipshits are about to get wrecked.

[u/USMCamp0811 → u/harrywrinkleyballs]

you mean the libs are going to get owned soo hard... /s

[u/Constant-Twist9233]

Potato futures looking fantastic

[u/meatsmoothie82 → u/Constant-Twist9233]

Perfect for filling bags on bags of fries 

[u/RaechelMaelstrom → u/Constant-Twist9233]

Luckily onions will be available cheaply. There's a law about no trading onion futures.

[u/MusingFreak]

Weeee. I'm having so much fun.

[u/mzungu75]

we weren't winning that hard since 1929. Imagine

[u/frt23 → u/mzungu75]

No one realizing the bottom of the great depression was 1932. So ya see you in 2028 kids

[u/Longjumping_Ad2323]

I think, and stay with me here, the solution might be to stop electing fucking retards to higher office.

[u/Tetra84 → u/Longjumping_Ad2323]

🤔

[u/RiceHumble → u/Longjumping_Ad2323]

I suspect you might be on to something..

[u/John_cCmndhd → u/Longjumping_Ad2323]

You know, I went probably a couple decades without using that word, or wanting to, but now it's a struggle to stop myself whenever someone defends this shit

[u/Wicaeed → u/John_cCmndhd]

It needs to be reclaimed as a slur for people that are actually dumb as shit, and wreck everything for those around them

[u/reconnaissance_man → u/Longjumping_Ad2323]

But.. wokeness bro.. white race in danger.. DEI.. elect more Nazis/White Supramacists into power and burn the country down into ground to win the good fight.

Truly regarded country in charge of the "free world". Says a lot.

[u/donkeybrisket]

This is a manufactured event. The biggest financial crime of our time. And it’s happening in the open. Fuck the GOP, they have sold out America

[u/Suspicious-Call2084]

MADA! Make America Depress Again!

[u/TheFlippantSpatula → u/Suspicious-Call2084]

I’ve been depressed in America for at least 9 years now

[u/1HE__0NE]

spy put it's literally free money.

[u/Fit-Stress3300 → u/1HE__0NE]

Too late?

[u/1HE__0NE → u/Fit-Stress3300]

not late for tomorrow, but after that i don't know.

[u/sprizzle → u/1HE__0NE]

I mean, the price of SPY puts is up 1,000% today, so I think the boat may have left the dock.

[u/FeelsGoodMan2 → u/sprizzle]

I got 420 spy puts like 6 weeks ago as a total fucking joke meme to expire in june based on the early gdp q1 predictions and it's like actually becoming a reality, it's wild.

[u/amusingvillain → u/Fit-Stress3300]

I'm in EU, I kinda feel that it's be too late to start position the second I wake up. I still have some left from Friday after taking profits

[u/maldinisnesta]

SAY THANK YOU

[u/JockCartier]

And the layoffs haven’t even really started

[u/Responsible_Ad_7995]

Great Depression the market was down 90%. Strap the fuck in.

[u/CartiganSleeves]

Orange is the new Black Monday

[u/Interesting-Log-9627 → u/CartiganSleeves]

If we all start calling it “Orange Monday” now, maybe it will stick?

[u/Super-Statement2875]

That is why they call him Depression Donnie

[u/Interesting-Log-9627 → u/Super-Statement2875]

“Donnie the Destroyer”!!!!

[u/thebriss22]

At this point we are witnessing the beginning of the end for Trumpism.

Republicans have successfully pissed off every single one of their major donors within a week.

You can't alternate fact yourself out of a market crash lol

[u/sportspadawan13 → u/thebriss22]

No way. They treat this as wartime, watch their crazy ass news. They say pain is needed during wartime in order to win

[u/apache2005]

Feel like my generation X has basically lived through so much shit that this doesn’t even phase us.

[u/RChrisCoble → u/apache2005]

This GenX’er got his ass out of bed on election night and moved 100% of my 401k out of stocks and into short term bonds and other safe securities. We’ve seen this too many times already.

[u/Gopal87]

I'm predicting 4 days, records are there to be broken. This shit is unprecedented.

[u/breadexpert69]

The Great Trumpcession

[u/SuperDerpfake]

Me here using my plastic straw as immigrants are deported to a prison without due process while watching my 401k disappear! I'm born in 83! I feel like generation fucked! 9/11, 2 wars, 2008 economic crash, Covid, Recession, inflation, and now more trump terrifs! My retirement plan is going to boil down to a 12 pack of beer and a single 45 round to my brain!

[u/MaleficentUse8262]

HEY LIBTARD * crashes economy *

[u/sportspadawan13 → u/MaleficentUse8262]

pays $12$ for a dozen eggs

"Boy did it feel good to own the libs"

[u/Banksmuth_Squan]

America fucked around and now the whole world will find out. The rest of us didn't sign up for this shit let us off the ride

[u/SuperFlyAlltheTime]

Well shit

[u/JohnDorian0506]

If S&P 500 breaks 4000 I will say “thank you”.

[u/shrekerecker97]

Sadly enough, the previous record for such bad drops so far has been held by ....drumroll........dumbass dump

[u/Warhammerpainter83]

The past two republicans put us into a recession.

[u/tturedditor]

trump slump. trump slump. trump slump.

Say it over and over and over any time you discuss this economic shitstorm with ANYONE. The fact that this phrase is not already being widely used is a failure of the Democratic Party.

trump slump.

[u/Ace_of_all_Traded]

Tariffs, no tariffs, republican, democratic, liberal or conservative. Can we ALL just agree the way trump went about this was horrendous?

[u/Ok_Bank2888]

At what point do we call it a Depression as opposed to a Recession? How far down the rabbit hole does it have to go?

[u/deliciouscrab → u/Ok_Bank2888]

A recession is defined as two consecutive quarters of negative GDP growth. There isn't a hard and fast definition of a depression, but it's longer and more damaging and usually understood to involve much worse unemployment (double or triple the pre-recession rate, at least)

[u/Ok_Bank2888 → u/deliciouscrab]

Thank you for that 👍🏻

[u/Alone_Owl8485 → u/Ok_Bank2888]

Depression is a sustained drop in economic growth, so it needs to be GDP drop not just stock market.

[u/Marmar79]

Some are even saying it’ll be the greatest depression. Blackest Monday countdown. LFG

[u/jomama823]

You sound negative, but I’ve been told that this is called “winning”.

[u/zombiecorp]

MAGDA

D for Depression

[u/JanetAiress]

Trump refuses to offer solutions or hope- only citing plans for a stronger economy and country someday in the future.

I just watched his presser and it was utter gibberish.

The markets are responding accordingly.

[u/therob91 → u/JanetAiress]

Everything the man has ever said is gibberish lol.

[u/veryparcel]

The only time that trump can get impeached and convicted in the Senate will be when the portfolios of congress members are getting rekt by trump's policies.

[u/ClammyAF]

Congress needs to get their shit together and take away this emergency power from the President.

Though, I'm probably better off hoping that the law suits prevail and declare the authority Trump used to issue these tariffs as unconstitutional.

[u/CBT7commander]

Yeah I did the math and the daily drop rate (compared to the one during the 1929 Crash) is about 60% for the Dow Jones and 85% for the Nasdaq.

We need a paraplegic president with Keynesian economic principles quickly

[u/Ennennal]

Is tomorrow like the day in Jonestown where they drank the kool aid?

[u/Inky-Squilliam]

It is both entertaining and also horrifying watching people defend this.

[u/XxAbsurdumxX]

So much winning. Have you said thank you yet?

[u/WiseActuator121]

You Americans honestly , your country is being trashed and now you’re trying to do the same to the rest of us . Anyone of you not out protesting needs to take a long hard look at yourself

[u/yebrent]

it will still only have happened during a depression since we most certainly are heading into one

[u/canuckstothecup1]

But what about that graph that cherry picked times to show this really isn’t that bad.

[u/No-Application-2126]

MAKE AMERICA NORTH KOREA THIS WEEK

[u/Interesting-Log-9627]

So apparently “Winning” is inversely proportional to stock prices?

I wish someone had explained this to me beforehand.

[u/1HE__0NE]

japan stock market is down 8.5%.

[u/whodidntante]

I've experienced a number of once in a generation market crashes in my lifetime. Wait, who defines this crap?

[u/Impossible-Charity-4]

I can’t say I was happy listening to those who very confidently expected a rally at closing last week, but it brings me immense pleasure to see what a face looks like on the wrong end of a diarrhea powered box fan.

[u/thejoshfoote]

Everybody bank run. Let’s get to the bottom faster

[u/thgof2pac]

Could? Have u seen the rest of the world markets right now?! Lol

[u/tmntnyc]

For those thinking they'll "buy the dip", it took 25 years after the great depression to recover to pre crash levels. The Nikkei market just recently recovered to pre - crash levels recently and it crashed in 1990.

[u/hesawavemasterrr]

Good. Let the bad times roll and see how long conservatives can keep blaming Biden until one of them decides to go hunting again just like the previous two conservatives that tried to kill Trump.

[u/Waka-Waka-Koko-Doko]

Great Depression 2, The Trump-a-ning

[u/kasparius23]

The end of the long 20th century. Enjoy the show.

[u/Hartzler44]

Make depressions great again!

[u/Fire_Woman]

Should I just sell everything now and eat the loss? Asking for a friend.

[u/localtuned → u/Fire_Woman]

Nah, keep buying. No one is going to stop wiping their ass and washing with soap.

[u/Suitcase-Jefferson]

I'm so tired boss

[u/Parabolicfomoripdick]

I hope it does. I got plenty of powder and I’m ready to buy some cheap stocks! LFG!!!🚀🚀🚀

[u/frt23]

Biden's fault

[u/yamers]

rations of trump cheddar cheese coming soon.

[u/eddyb66]

The great liberation

[u/FranklyNinja]

So the 1 day later, 2 days later, etc. is how much they’ll grow after the 3 days drop?

[u/Maleficent-Farm9525]

Could be? Tomorrow is sell off date. Anyone who hasnt escaped the ship will do so expeditiously tomorrow.

[u/DeepestWinterBlue]

He definitely made one thing come back and great again

[u/MashedPotatoesDick]

Make Depressions Great Again