r/WallStreetbetsELITE 2d ago

Shitpost Congratulations It all started with that scam

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r/WallStreetbetsELITE 2d ago

Shitpost Oh, buddy. You've always been a fool and a sucker

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r/WallStreetbetsELITE 1d ago

Options How low will S&P500 reach on Monday?

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Real

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r/WallStreetbetsELITE 1d ago

MEME Hello congress. Let me introduce you to somebody

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r/WallStreetbetsELITE 21h ago

Gain The Poet's Guide to Betting Against Tesla - Based on User Request

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Ok, so the first link is to the actual "Put" I placed. The one where 2 weeks ago I bet it would go to $120 before 5/3. I put in $800 and ChatGPT said I could get $5000+.

People said, "You are irresponsible." And "You can lose a lot more than $800." That is not true. I started a new RobinHood account and put in $1000. I cannot lose more than $1,000. You also have to get permission and they show you lots of warnings - so buyer beware

So this whole thing is about ChatGPT, which is a whole story. But it also wrote most of this post

https://dusoma.wordpress.com/2025/03/31/robinhood-bet-against-tesla/

So I try Vanguard and e-trade and they never give me permission for "Level 2 options trading". Robin Hood did. Then I spent about an hour putting screenshot after screenshot into RobinHood, saying "Now What?" We finally figured out the "builder" functionality.

Then someone commented and I wrote this: it's about betting "ON" TZLA.

https://dusoma.wordpress.com/2024/03/28/reddit1/

Then this was my first post- when someone first suggested the idea to me a month ago. It's activism and social media against Vanguard. They give 0 fucks.
https://dusoma.wordpress.com/2025/03/17/dump-tesla-stock-from-vanguard-mutual-funds/

I'll also add that I sold 30% of the money I had in stocks on 3/28, when the dow was $41,000.
So I might be a poet who sucks at math, but I bought Nivia in 2023 and FB in 2016 when it crashed after the IPO. I work in marketing.

This is not financial advice. I don't even know if you can do this because things have changed a lot in 6 days. Tesla stock also might not hit $120 and I'll lose the $800.

Last, this is part of my art practice - my disclaimer is here - I warn my art audience that their safety is not guaranteed and to be my audience at their own risk. https://dusoma.wordpress.com/2025/04/03/disclaimer-and-artist-statement/


r/WallStreetbetsELITE 9h ago

Discussion Our AI Predicted the SPX 10% Drop—Here’s How It Made 100% Gains (and What’s Next)

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I have been working on an AI-powered trading strategy, and it just proved itself in a big way. I will post charts that correspond with each section for reference.

1️⃣On March 14th, it flashed a SELL signal for the S&P 500 (SPX). Backed by an AI fundamental checklist model we built, it was spot on—the market dropped ~10% since.

<Chart 1 > Here’s the SELL signal in action. If you’d jumped on it and bought UVIX (2x short VIX ETF) with $10K on March 17th, you’d have ~$20K today. That’s a 100% gain in weeks.

2️⃣<Chart 2> Check out that UVIX spike—real money, real results. Backtests show this model’s nailed every major SPX drop over 30 years. We were hesitant to go all-in at first (crash came earlier than expected), but now we’re sold.

3️⃣ The best part? The next move’s coming: a BUY signal for SPXL (3x leveraged S&P 500). Historical data says it’s good for 25-30% gains in 30 days, 30-75% in 60.

<Chart 3>This wedge pattern on SPX hinted at the drop—our AI caught it early. Now we’re prepping for the rebound.

4️⃣ And for the bold: options. A hypothetical $8,000 in SPXL calls could’ve turned into $40,000. Risky, yes, but the math checks out—here’s the setup:

<Chart 4>$120 strike calls expiring April 17th. If SPXL moons, that’s a 5x return.

Missed the SELL? No sweat—the BUY signal’s your shot. I’m sharing this (and more) via our upcoming Wealth Sentinel Newsletter. Follow us on X @WealthXSentinel for real-time updates too.

What do you think—would you ride this signal? Any strategies you’re eyeing for the next swing? Let’s talk markets!

Disclaimer: Trading’s risky. Past performance isn’t a guarantee. Do your own research.


r/WallStreetbetsELITE 1d ago

Discussion SPY options chain

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A lot of puts in the money, max pain far away from current price and slim chances to bounce back, hedge funds will have to sell the underlying in order to remain delta neutral and limit losses, meaning the sell off might continue on Monday. Any opinions?


r/WallStreetbetsELITE 1d ago

Shitpost Black Monday 1987 next week?

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r/WallStreetbetsELITE 1d ago

Shitpost Every time someone says to me “why would Trump impose tariffs and ignore everyone who said it would harm the economy?”, I think….

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Well, let’s say you had a few billion bucks kicking around. Billions. But, it’s not enough. It’s never enough.

And let’s say you were in a position to manipulate world events such that you could force massive shocks to the economy. Shocks that history, and a couple dozen Nobel prize winning economists, all made clear would tank the market.

So let’s say you quietly liquidated a significant amount of assets to take a cash position. If the market tanked, your cash is solid but at the bottom of the market you can get back in and buy at massive discounts. But of course, how would you know where bottom is?

One possibility would be if you had the power to reverse the actions that caused all the market turmoil so things stabilize. For example, if you could end a trade war initiated by tariffs based on a “formula” that was just false.

So you start a trade war that tanks the market, just like everyone said it would. You watch it go it way down, and then when it’s really bad and you’re ready to jump back in to take advantage of it, you suddenly “make deals” with other countries to resolve the alleged “unfairness”, and then you lift the tariffs

The market stabilizes, you declare victory, and jump back in at bottom to buy at discounts and make billions more.

Not that it could happen in real life. Really just a stones throw from a completely unhinged conspiracy theory. It could never happen in real life…..


r/WallStreetbetsELITE 1d ago

MEME slacktivism (tell friends and family Trump's tariffs are bad for stocks on April 5)

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r/WallStreetbetsELITE 2d ago

MEME Stable genius indeed

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r/WallStreetbetsELITE 2d ago

MEME Are you tired of winning yet?

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r/WallStreetbetsELITE 1d ago

Question Can you estimate your annual spending on Chinese goods?

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The market is in panic. The tariffs caused lots of uncertainty. So people feared inflation would come back. But through my research, average Americans only spend couple of hundred dollars on Chinese goods. So Trump’s aggressive tariff on China may not cause inflation a lot. Had the market overreacted? Maybe. I would appreciate if anyone living in the us could share their firsthand experience here. This could help us understand the real impact.


r/WallStreetbetsELITE 23h ago

YOLO Wallstreetbets X just posted this Elon ca

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r/WallStreetbetsELITE 1d ago

Question This was all green two months ago, what happened?

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I'm also suspicious of these green ones.


r/WallStreetbetsELITE 1d ago

Discussion Tesla, Inc. Common Stock (TSLA) Insider activity

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r/WallStreetbetsELITE 2d ago

MEME You tell me

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r/WallStreetbetsELITE 2d ago

MEME Bro had some productive phonecalls

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r/WallStreetbetsELITE 1d ago

Shitpost This is Insane.

54 Upvotes

Stocks go down?


r/WallStreetbetsELITE 2d ago

MEME To sum it up

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r/WallStreetbetsELITE 1d ago

MEME I already miss brandon :(

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Pls bring the bull back :(


r/WallStreetbetsELITE 1d ago

Shitpost Sleepy Joe got so tired... of winning 🏆

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r/WallStreetbetsELITE 2d ago

Shitpost Capital Gains

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r/WallStreetbetsELITE 2d ago

Discussion I sold all my stocks 1 day before trump imposed the tariffs by accident and it was the greatest mistake of my investment career.

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I don’t have much money in the game compared to some of the guys on this sub but I had about $17,000 invested in companies like Microsoft, apple, enbridge, S&P500, Intel, and Nvidia. The day before trump was supposed to put out his tariffs I decided the market wasn’t exactly growing enough for me to justify holding as I was losing more on my gains than gaining if that makes sense. I sold on a whim thinking maybe I’ll buy back in when the market is more stable but man did I make the right call I can’t believe what I’m seeing before my eyes in real time. Since I’ve sold I’ve seen a year of progress be whipped out from the market it’s unbelievable.

Just wondering what everyone else’s thoughts are on the whole situation and if anyone else is mass selling.


r/WallStreetbetsELITE 1d ago

Discussion Making lots of Money

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Just like Mr. Krabs I like Money. With each USA president change I have to figure out what to short, what to invest in. Green energy or Gas and Oil. This seems to be more like a political site. I don’t see a focus on making money here.

This is what I am doing to make money: When the Tariffs started I started shorting. I have always had Crypto. I was an early investor in Crypto. I am heavy into USA crypto now.
I feel that we will have a response of lower interest rates in the next 6-12 months so it’s a good time to start getting down payments in place and getting pre approved for another investment property.

What is your current focus on making money?