r/Weird 23h ago

This cluster of fossilised creatures look like they came from another planet

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u/EstablishmentReal156 23h ago

Crinoids apparently and WOW! *

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u/Mgas-147 20h ago

These are incredible specimens, it’s quite common to find the little discs that make up the column. I’ve never seen fossilised Crinoids as intact as these before.

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u/zanillamilla 20h ago

Whoever prepared this did a beautiful job removing the substrate.

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u/SharksForArms 16h ago

Whooa. I find those little cylinders/discs all the time at a local river. Knew they were called crinoids. But never knew what a crinoid actually was. Assumed it was some sort of plant or something. Insanely cool.

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u/dryad_fucker 12h ago

They actually still exist today!!! They're just more commonly called sea lilies - relatives of sea stars, sea cucumbers, and sea urchins, they're very fascinating creatures. Most fossil crinoids were thought to be immobile, but we now have video proof that they can pull themselves out of the substrate and either swim or drag themselves to a new spot.

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u/YumYumSuS 20h ago

We have a great unit called the Onondaga that has a ton of disarticulated crinoids for days. I would have loved to see something like this during my studies.

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u/Educational-Pea4245 15h ago

Look up the Crawfordsville Crinoids, they’re amazing! They’re all over that region of indiana, I have a fossilized crinoid calyx that I found from that area.

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u/Plank_With_A_Nail_In 15h ago

Here is what living one looks like when it detaches from its base and goes swimming.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGiUh2YxKiQ

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u/Oxytropidoceras 17h ago

These are the calyces (plural of calyx) specifically. Not the entire organism. Crinoids also have a series of disc like ossicles that stack up to form a stalk. With these discs being the most common fossil of crinoids

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u/aCactusOfManyNames 20h ago

Ever seen the modern ones swim?

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u/GGXImposter 20h ago

Thank you for mentioning this. I thought these things were going to be much more alien-like.

If they are anything like their modern counterparts, then they were probably very pretty.

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u/un_blob 19h ago

Yes they are.

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u/UFI420 23h ago

They look like the octopus robots from The Matrix

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u/Pure_Wrongdoer_4714 23h ago

Yep! Sentinels from the matrix

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u/naftel 23h ago

Maybe we’ve been viewing the problem of life being a simulation (us being in the matrix) in the wrong order…. Maybe instead of finding out we are in it now and have to escape; the scenario is humanity already escaped in the past (these sentinel fossils support this version).

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u/tkneezer 22h ago

Wait wait... So what's that mean for us?!

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u/Fragwolf 21h ago

Just means that history is cyclical as we slowly rebuild A.I and robotics to do this shit all over again.

Man and Artificial Intelligence forever trapped on this rock, doomed to fight and die over and over again.

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u/Shortsleevedpant 21h ago

Or possibly the creators of the matrix designed their robots after looking at crinoid fossils.

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u/OvalDead 20h ago

The fossils are also quite literally stuck in the matrix.

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u/turptrap 20h ago

Underrated comment.

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u/KarmaRepellant 20h ago

I used to think it was funny that the matrix determined the peak of humanity to be in the late 90s, but now having seen what came afterwards I actually agree with it.

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u/dirtymike401 21h ago

Well, not forever.

In about 5 billion years the sun will turn into a red giant and swallow our planet.

Hopefully we get hit with a massive meteor much earlier than that though.

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u/Apprehensive-Till861 17h ago

5 billion years

And we still won't have had Winds of Winter released.

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u/GreatWightSpark 19h ago

It means Hugo Weaving plays immortals for a reason!

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u/Synisterintent 21h ago

It means we know Kung Foo

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u/Bicwidus 18h ago

Lets test. Skip to shooting bullets at me. Dont worry, I am starting to see.

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u/Nirvski 20h ago

The concept artists reading this who just looked this shit up as reference:

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u/BlackPhoenix1981 20h ago

Damnit, I'm not high enough for this right now.

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u/NoSlide7075 19h ago

It’s a nested simulation. We’re not in base reality, we escaped from one simulation to another. Which is actually a fan theory of the Matrix, that Zion and the “real world” is still just another layer.

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u/Environmental_Sky143 21h ago

If the machines will have us, maybe some of us should go back. It might be safer there. 

Especially for queer/LGBT+ people, American Progressives, and minority POC. 

Whatever causes the rich and the powerful to lose their empathy and become narcissistic jerks should’ve been contained by the SCP Foundation so we wouldn’t have to deal with this mess. 

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u/Tarantulabomination 20h ago

SOMEONE MAKE A WORK OF FICTION OUT OF THIS

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u/Chinksta 20h ago

Bro... It's too early for this...

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u/luckyfox7273 23h ago

Totally, also Giger art too. Trilobites.

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u/davej-au 22h ago

Not enough genitals for Giger.

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u/Right-Influence617 21h ago

There was never enough for H.R. Giger

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u/Chief_Beef_ATL 22h ago

Designed for just one thing. [Proceeds to list 2 things]

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u/mycolo_gist 19h ago

Maybe it's the other way around. I'm pretty sure these are older than 'The Matrix'

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u/FlyRepresentative313 22h ago

Maybe these are full sized sentinels. They just look big in the movies because humans in the matrix were bred to be extra tiny for better storage.

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u/7r4pp3r 21h ago

This makes too much sense. Stop it at once

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u/Danitoba94 20h ago

That's fucked. I hate that im entertaining this concept.

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u/topological_rabbit 20h ago

<squeaky_voice> I know Kung Fu! </squeaky_voice>

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u/Exploding_Testicles 18h ago

We were AAA batteries

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u/DblCheex 18h ago

So, battery-sized humans?

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u/Xikkiwikk 23h ago

Squiddies

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u/Stuck_In_Reality 20h ago

Pre Cambrian Squidbillies.

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u/RandomUsernameGener8 23h ago

Pretty sure the matrix ones were based on this, if memory serves me right

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u/RabbitOrcaHawkOrgy 22h ago

Or we're still in the Matrix and that cache is a nest we exterminated

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u/SerTidy 23h ago

Thought the exact same.

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u/billshermanburner 18h ago edited 18h ago

Crinoid. There are still some versions of them alive in spots in the ocean. OLD species. Have made it through many mass extinctions. Mostly all I’ve ever found is just the calyx or the stem stalk pieces, takes some skill to get the whole thing out of the rock like that (normally found in certain limestone formation if I’m remembering correctly).

Aka “sea lily”

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u/Single-Builder-632 17h ago

Aka "sea facehugger".

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u/Moondoobious 23h ago

I’m getting Ecco vibes

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u/JaneksLittleBlackBox 19h ago

The “heads”, if those are heads, remind me of the alien exosuits in Independence Day.

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u/EstablishmentReal156 23h ago

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u/BathTimeJohnny 23h ago

Who ordered the seafood plate?

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u/Don_DahDah 22h ago

I see food on the plate and I eat it

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u/Paddy_Tanninger 20h ago

Man this just triggered some ancient memory that I can't place exactly...but a character maybe in a movie or something just snarfing down a plate of these small octopi and it looked absolutely disgusting.

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u/Top_Praline999 19h ago

Seafood plate is French for “if you please.”

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u/EstablishmentReal156 22h ago

Not mine. They're around 160 million years old apparently. They became extinct even without our help. Darwins theory seems legit. We'll all be getting dug out of rocks in another 100 million years with whatever the next dominant intelligent life is that develops on our rock. I wonder if they'll still be knocking lumps out of each other and squabbling over resources and land?

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u/OkConstruction381 22h ago edited 20h ago

100 million years ill have to wait for that?! Why can't it happen now and get it over with..... it's the waiting that I can't stand

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u/waltersmom28 20h ago

Try waiting for TES6…

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u/Chiggero 22h ago

It’ll be advanced, evolved octopi, and we will have come full circle

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u/hoffet 21h ago

I think it’ll be something that evolves from Orcas. I’ve seen reports of them attacking boats. They go for the same thing (the rudder) every time they do it. Which means they know that will disable the boat.

A captain whose boat had been attacked twice said the 2nd time they communicated much less, were much more organized, did a better job, and were even faster at doing it. This shows advanced problem solving intelligence.

Add to the fact their intelligence is already equivalent to a 16 year old, for reference an octopus is only as smart as a 3 year old. 100 million years later Orca intelligence could be on par with a 25 year old.

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u/iamkeerock 21h ago

Until they develop an opposable thumb, they are of little threat. They could be 10x smarter, but if they cannot manipulate the world and make fire, they’re forever trapped aimlessly swimming around and eating sushi.

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u/CrazyCalYa 20h ago

On the other hand, we could imagine evolutionary pressures trending towards higher intelligence to a point where a species could be much smarter than humans even with more limited physiology.

It's purely speculative but it's possible a species could arise which is intelligent enough to clear those hurdles even without prehensile limbs. The problem with intelligence is that we simply cannot predict what something 10x smarter than us would do. If we could predict that, then we'd be as smart as they are, which we aren't.

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u/Hoggit_Alt_Acc 20h ago

But but but didn't you see Deep Blue Sea?!

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u/bubbacanyon2 21h ago

Humans can not allow another creature to be the apex predator of our planet. The orcas have not decided that humans need to be killed or are a prey species which is why so few people have ever been attacked by them.

Big cats and wolves were once the dominant predators but humans have evolved and developed tools to control them.

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u/Lightsaber_dildo 20h ago

I think people seriously underestimate the value of having digits/hands. Tell me how Orcas are supposed to develop anything without efficient tool use? Maybe I'm just unimaginative, but that seems like it might even be the limiting factor for a break through like hominids had.

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u/ConspicuousPineapple 19h ago

Opposable thumbs are well accepted as the main factor behind the increased intelligence of primates (including us).

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u/Junkyard_DrCrash 16h ago

Yup. That's why we have canned tuna and tennis balls.

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u/yourethevictim 21h ago

Orcas are smart, but the comparison with a 16 year old human is nonsensical. There are innumerable ways in which human intelligence outstrips that of any other mammal.

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u/FeralHarmony 20h ago

Nah, I think the corvids will take over after we are gone. They are actual descendants of dinosaurs and will likely outlive us because they are so adaptable. They thrive in so many biomes, create and use tools, teach their children and other members of their social groups, and have the vocal ability to develop oral language as complex as ours if they wanted to.

Octopus is incredibly intelligent and dexterous, but very short lived, not very social, and too fragile overall.

Orcas descended from animals that already tried life on land, which makes me think they are less likely to try evolving back out of the ocean again... though only time would tell.

It's a fun thought experiment, though, imagining what it would be like for either cetaceans or cephalopods to take our place.

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u/infernalwife 18h ago

Octopus are a personal favorite creature of mine (I have a tattoo of the Blue Ringed Octopus) but "not very social" is an understatement. Cephlapods are territorial, and not shy about resorting to cannibalism if need be. 💀

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u/x_xiv 21h ago

my googling says Jimbacrinus bostocki is an extinct species from 280 million years ago.

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u/snorkels00 23h ago

Hopefully you take it to a museum to get it carbon dated

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u/EstablishmentReal156 22h ago

160 million years. But not mine.

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u/DirtyDuck17 23h ago

They look like the lost offspring of Cthulhu.

I’ll take two.

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u/Historical_Ear3489 23h ago

I’ll take Chtwo(Lu)

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u/Borg453 23h ago

Expiration date: Eldritch

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u/madnux8 22h ago

With Tartar sauce!

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u/scumbot 21h ago

And some Extreme Walrus Juice. Ride the walrus!

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u/Pure-Introduction493 21h ago

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

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u/x2phercraft 21h ago

Thank you for this. Is it weird most went to the matrix before Lovecraft?

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u/JaggedMetalOs 23h ago

They're not so far off modern sea lilies

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u/Cautious-Space-1714 20h ago

I mean, they are sea lillies (crinoids).  And there are plenty of living species. They're animals, not plants - echinoderms, related to sea urchins and starfish.

They're generally anchored to a rock or free-floating, but IIRC there are some species that use their cirri (appendages used for anchoring) to "walk".

Echinoderms were my favourites on my palaeontology course, many moons ago - they're amazing creatures!

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u/THE_ALAM0 17h ago

What is your favorite now?

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u/Cautious-Space-1714 16h ago

You know, it's not something I've thought about in a long time.  I'd cross the road to see pretty much ANY fossil.

I mean that literally - in the early 2000s, I travelled down to London to see the first Natural History Museum exhibition of perfectly preserved bird fossils coming out of China.

When I got arrived, a public-transport strike had been scheduled.  The walk from Kings Cross to South Kensington and back was (is) 15 miles, it was a hot summer's day,  and I was navigating using an old-style A-Z paper map book (pre-smartphones).

The fossils were totally worth it.

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u/brianundies 21h ago

It’s so hard to see fossils and do a good job of imagining the extra muscle and tissue they probably had on them. An elephants skeleton would lead you to believe it was a very different looking animal, and there’s tons of cases like that.

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u/SgtCarron 19h ago

There's a bunch of images out there that reconstruct modern animals like dinosaurs are often imagined, with their skin shrink-wrapped to the bone and little to no fat. My personal favorite is this painting of swans by C.M. Kösemen.

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u/KrimxonRath 21h ago

Maybe in the case of endoskeletal creatures but these seem to be fossilized fairly close to what they would look like. I don’t know what muscle you’re thinking of that would be on a crinoid. Have you seen the modern ones? They’re called feathers for a reason lol

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u/idkidkmaybe 23h ago

You're right! I googled it and this photo showed up.

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u/Senior_Bad_6381 23h ago

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u/pman1891 22h ago

These used to be called Joby Gorillapod. I knew someone who gave me some for free because they worked there. Apparently that brand is still around.

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u/SecretMuffin6289 22h ago

Yea they are still around , my buddy bought one like a year ago, they’re pretty cool

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u/worksafe_Joe 21h ago

I need to get one. Find myself on shoots all the time where it would have been more useful that a standard tripod.

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u/Tight_Engineering674 21h ago

Damn I can't believe those fossils copied this thing

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u/Rare-Champion9952 23h ago edited 23h ago

This is amazing ! I remember I used to want to be a paleontologist and but that was like 6 years ago I kind of forgot most of what I used to know.

If I had to guess I would say those appeared during Paleozoic eon and if I had to take a wild guess (this is more a gambler thing here it’s most likely wrong, will try to check information on them later and correct in an edit ) Silurian period.

Here is my favorite suspect however there’s a lot that I wanted to mention in different Paleozoic era, but I deleted my edit by accident 😅:

Jimbacrinus bostocki:

From Permian sadly I can’t put picture and I don’t want to lose my edit again..

If you want to search, https://crinoids.fossiland.com/gallery.html list a lot of crinoïd that’s where I looked!

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u/caffeinatedangel 23h ago

Very H.R. Giger!

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u/luckyfox7273 23h ago

Yeah, Giger has a lot of industrial trilobite influence.

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u/Iron_Erikku 22h ago

Industrial Trilobite Influence would be a great band name.

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u/Candid_Umpire6418 23h ago

Those are Illithids. Watch out for any tadpoles.

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u/Sosogomi 19h ago

"Don't let the access any of your holes!"

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u/KenseiHimura 18h ago

A U T H O R I T Y

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u/Objective-Ad9767 20h ago

😂 I’ve already clocked 1000+ hours in the game that must not be named. This cutscene has triggered a new need to replay.

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u/Olenickname 19h ago

Patch 8 is on the horizon. Can’t wait.

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u/pissedoffjesus 23h ago

Creepy. I love them.

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u/snippylovesyou 23h ago

I hate this. Tell me more

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u/HalalTrout 23h ago

jimbacrinus bostocki crinoid fossils

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u/Rare-Champion9952 23h ago

Yes that’s my guess too!!! I am not an expert however

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u/--Vercingetorix-- 23h ago edited 22h ago

It shows that the matrix was real and in the past. And we defeated the machines. Thank god.

Edit: And everything was much smaller back then.

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u/PrettySailor 23h ago

They're still around, just not as many species as there used to be. Some of them "walk" on the ocean bed.

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u/Fucky0uthatswhy 22h ago

Just gonna leave out the name? lol

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u/PrettySailor 21h ago

Oh, I thought they had already been ID'd as crinoids, sorry.

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u/fuchsgesicht 21h ago

look at them go

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u/LostHat77 17h ago

Proud of them

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u/AltruisticKey6348 22h ago

Oh God, they’ve seeded the planet already.

Time for planetary exterminatus.

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u/Mercuryo 22h ago

The Spores are already here!

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u/No-Doubt-4309 22h ago

The ocean kinda is another planet

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u/Miserable_Hamster497 23h ago

I don't know if it's just because I watched it recently, but they look like the squids from Matrix

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u/Beneficial-Sound-199 16h ago

Save you a search:

The image shows a fossil plate of Jimbacrinus bostocki, an extinct crinoid species from the Permian period, approximately 280 million years ago. It was discovered in 1949 in Western Australia. Jimbacrinus crinoids lived on the Permian seafloor. They lived a rather sessile life tethered to the seafloor, filter feeding on any plankton that drifted by.

Key features of Jimbacrinus bostocki include: Large, bumpy calyx containing major organs. Feathery arms with pinnules used for filter-feeding. Long, thick stalk for anchoring to the seafloor. Tan-brown coloring. Excellent preservation of feathery pinnules. Crowns reaching up to 9 inches in length. Lived on the Permian seafloor. Related to starfish and sea cucumbers.

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u/Mid-Delsmoker 23h ago

Part of the wall of from a Predators space ship.

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u/Mister_Tatertot 23h ago

They at least came from a different version of Earth - close enough to aliens for me.

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u/feelweirdman 21h ago

Ancient calamari

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u/bmshqklutxv 20h ago

The Ood!

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u/poorly-worded 22h ago

Why not Zoidberg?

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u/Arctic_Koala787 22h ago

That is not dead which may eternal lie, and with strange aeons even death may die

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u/All_Cats_Neow 20h ago

Wait.... predator was real! 😮

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u/PuzzleheadedPea2401 20h ago

It's amazing to me that there seems to be almost nothing scifi authors can think up that isn't already a real thing on our planet. What an incredible place this is.

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u/Guinea-Charm 16h ago

Face-huggers from Alien!

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u/Winter_Substance7163 22h ago

“Who brought crabs to the party?” 💀💀💀💀💀

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u/Royal_Visit3419 22h ago

Borg babies. Borg keychains. Borg luggage tags. Borg baby spoons. Borg friendship bracelets. Borg baubles.

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u/dunk_da_skunk 21h ago

I highly recommend not letting any blood drip on to them. They look like they are just itching to reawaken and summon other much larger Eldritch Horrors.

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u/Oddname123 17h ago

Nah these are the machines from Matrix. We’re fighting for Zion as we speak

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u/Tay_Tay86 16h ago

Ilithid graveyard

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u/Mekelaxo 16h ago

They're are crinoids, they're related to starfish

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u/tiny_purple_Alfador 14h ago

That's what happens when you go digging around in HR Geiger's basement.

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u/hulvath6969 13h ago

Machines from Matrix

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u/Krinkgo214 23h ago

According to panspermia, they did.

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u/Humble_Emotion2582 23h ago

No. Pansperm theory suggests membrane structures or single cell organisms

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u/P100KateEventually 23h ago

Why do I feel the urge to lick one?

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u/No_Crab1183 23h ago

Super cool!

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u/BrokenBanette 23h ago

Sequids!?!

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u/Sajintmm 23h ago

Anyone else see the robots from the Matrix?

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u/KELEVRACMDR 23h ago

Those are remains from the great battle for Zion where the machines tried to destroy the humans

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u/Justthisguy_yaknow 22h ago

They did. Earth used to be a very different planet, several times.

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u/DA_BOSSCRUNCHIES 22h ago

¡GLORIA A LAS PLAGAS!

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u/cricketeer767 22h ago

Crinoids. They were not quite a plant and not quite an animal.

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u/asgaardson 22h ago

Ah, crinoids, learned about them from reddit. Hand for scale is cool because I thought these guys are smaller.

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u/Cool1nternet 22h ago

the Genestealers were here

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u/Individual-Focus1927 21h ago

Eldritch horrors

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u/z4_- 21h ago

Baby Cthulhu <3

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u/lellamaronmachete 21h ago

Call the Ordo Xenos, we have a breach!

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u/GarranDrake 21h ago

Do you guys remember the Leviathans from Mass Effect? This reminds me of them.

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u/samep04 21h ago

they appear to have been dug up from under dirt on the ground right where you took that photo. the clues suggest that they came from that area. hope this helps 😀

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u/deridex120 21h ago

And to think, in an eon or two these little critters would evolve to become canadians

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u/MrBrendan501 21h ago

Shephard was right…

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u/TheFoxOfHell0096 21h ago

looked it up and it says their fossilized Crinoids or “Sea lilies”, very well preserved and i recommend keeping that

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u/DrKarlSatan 20h ago

What makes u think that they didn't come from another planet

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u/adambomb_23 20h ago

I can’t believe Baldurs Gate 3 hasn’t been mentioned yet

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u/A_Strange_Crow 20h ago

Great. He unearthed las plages.

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u/FuckANecrodancer 20h ago

Fossilized octopuses is actually an extraordinary and quite rare find, with some specimens dating back to over 300 million years ago during the Carboniferous period. These particular ones are called Enteroctopus bollshaitu and can be found from Lahinch, Ireland to Zhuhai, China.

I'm also not qualified and don't know what I'm talking about.