r/Weird • u/RaccoonGangg • 2d ago

Keep finding my bedsheets stained with green little dots

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i’ve been trying to find the answer for this for years. 1. I’m the only person who sleeps in this bed 2. I don’t eat or drink anything in my bedroom 3. I don’t have hair that is dyed or dyed green

I’ve also had these same exact splotches show up blue before too

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u/def_tom 2d ago

Leprechaun cumstains

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u/nline23 2d ago

Solved.

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u/FirstPrizeChisel 2d ago

That was quick, all things considered

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u/efxmatt 2d ago

That's what SHE said.

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u/Tacos_always_corny 2d ago

What?

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u/CriticismNo8406 2d ago

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u/Awkward_In_General 2d ago

It’s a sex joke. It’s always a sex joke

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u/big_rod_of_power 2d ago

How much alien sex do you think Nolan has had in his lifetime? Also happy cake day

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u/Awkward_In_General 2d ago

Thank you very much. It was a damn good cake

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u/Loquaciouslovelizard 2d ago

There are treatments for that

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u/hotdogfirecracker 1d ago

Cumsidered*

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u/ripcity7077 1d ago

Is this an episode of aqua teen hunger force?