Keep finding my bedsheets stained with green little dots

[u/RaccoonGangg]

i’ve been trying to find the answer for this for years. 1. I’m the only person who sleeps in this bed 2. I don’t eat or drink anything in my bedroom 3. I don’t have hair that is dyed or dyed green

I’ve also had these same exact splotches show up blue before too

[u/sohardtopickagoodone]

Okay Dr. House

[u/BombTheDodongos → u/sohardtopickagoodone]

So it’s not lupus then?

[u/Foldax → u/BombTheDodongos]

It's never lupus

[u/THE_ATHEOS_ONE → u/Foldax]

Except that one time it was lupus, but then it wasn't.