r/Wellthatsucks 2d ago

The Dow drops 2,000+ points after China retaliates against Trump’s tariffs

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u/Due_Willingness1 2d ago

And this is only the beginning 

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u/ImpressiveTailor7271 2d ago

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u/RubiiJee 2d ago

Okay this is my new favourite one!

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u/CorleoneBaloney 2d ago

of too much winning

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u/StingingGamer 2d ago

So much winning, we got the LIBS!

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u/bubba_lexi 2d ago

Eating shit so the libz have to smell my shit breath, that'll show em.

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u/composedmason 2d ago

Pulling Trumps diaper to the side saying "All mine today Daddy Father Trump" to own the libs

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u/pottertontotterton 2d ago

I feel so got right now.

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u/TownOk81 2d ago

Wow this is a lot of shadow boxing

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u/uniquechill 2d ago

I'm retired. If I don't stop winning pretty soon I'm going to have to go back to work.

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u/loveiseverything 2d ago

Fuck, next week is going to be absolutely brutal.

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u/kgm2s-2 2d ago

Given China is, so far, the only one to announce retaliatory tariffs, I fully expect the rest of the non-Trump world is colluding to layer on the impact...

Ursula von der Leyen's calling up Shigeru: "Ok, Shigeru-san, we announce Monday, you go Tuesday...I have word from the Aussies they're going to announce Wednesday"

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u/KaiPRoberts 2d ago

Meanwhile in California, we are negotiating our own trade contracts with other countries. Is it unconstitutional? Yes. Is everything else going on unconstitutional? Also yes. Fight fire with fire.

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u/CurbYourThusiasm 2d ago

How would that work? What would be the incentive for other countries not to tariff Californian goods?

I'm hearing talks of the EU considering using the Anti-Coercion Instrument if things escalate. They would go after your entire services industry and tech sector by putting restrictions on trade in services and limits on trade-related aspects of intellectual property rights.

Basically, Silicon Valley would be hit extremely hard if things continue to escalate.

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u/KaiPRoberts 2d ago

Yes but it just so happens we have the largest port for Chinese goods and a very easy path for Mexican and Canadian goods. I don't know if it's even possible, but a deal outside of the fed, much like how our entire marijuana industry operates, would be really interesting.

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u/No-Spoilers 2d ago

Texas has been doing it so why not California?

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u/declinedinaction 2d ago

I agree with this. Trump counts on everyone else following the rules while he doesn’t.

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u/Syn7axError 2d ago

Like the portals scene from Endgame, but they're all coming to kick Captain America's ass instead.

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u/orizamden 2d ago

We're in a caretaker position at the moment due to the upcoming election, so I don't think we could announce on Wednesday.

But there were enough countries on those boards that we could take a slot once the election is over in a few weeks. Our friendly neighbours (NZ) could probably fill in Wednesday for us.

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u/Lick_my_balloon-knot 2d ago

Yup!

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u/SnuffedOutBlackHole 2d ago

We need an ASCII wizard to make that "emojii" on the right twice as large and covered in spikes. Then with a length that's over 3.5 years long.

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u/EggsceIlent 2d ago

Yep wait till the rest of the world does the same thing

Trump will just double down and raise them again.

Incoming stock market dipping past 30k.