r/Wellthatsucks 2d ago

The Dow drops 2,000+ points after China retaliates against Trump’s tariffs

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u/ChanglingBlake 2d ago

At this rate, the US will become hell.

And the people he, and his cult, screwed over will be the demons in charge of doling out punishment.

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u/KaiPRoberts 2d ago

Yes. The US will become hell. The West coast, however, will be chillin' with our homie Canada and we will take a good chunk of the country's GDP with us.

Conservatives wanted to own the libs but it's the libs that will own the conservatives in the end. Oh the Irony feels so good.

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u/rjaea 2d ago

I really absolutely hope that Oregon, Washington and Canada can somehow combine and work with China, Mexico, and Canada to become something better and greater than the rest!

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u/Strict-Farmer904 2d ago

I’ve lived on the west coast for a long time. Man, I wish WISH that would work out somehow. But I’m genuinely not sure Canada would want any of us after all this

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u/KaiPRoberts 2d ago

California's business alone is good enough to take the whole west coast. We also grow a lot of food and a lot of weed. Not to mention we are one of the most progressive states in the nation.

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u/This_Desk498 1d ago

Maybe they could be rounded up and sent to El Salvador for being treasonous

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u/rjaea 2d ago

True! CA is the largest GDP and most billionaires! It’s completely possible for a “PAC” to form for the west coast. Let’s be the fools who start the fire!! He’ll- I bet someone can make a killer Smoky shirt to fuel our campaign!!

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u/rjaea 2d ago

True! CA is the largest GDP and most billionaires! It’s completely possible for a “PAC” to form for the west coast. Let’s be the fools who start the fire!! He’ll- I bet someone can make a killer Smoky shirt to fuel our campaign!!

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u/Good_Ad_5792 19h ago

As an Albertan, the Red Necks are voting libs bc our cons want to suck Dornolds little buddy reaalllllllyyyyy badly. And if there is one thing out red necks are proud of that's been beneficial, it's not being American

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u/ArpanetGlobal 1d ago

You’re cool. Meet me at the jump point.

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u/duplo-genocide 1d ago

As a British Columbian, I can confirm that we don't want Washington and Oregon. And we especially do not want California.

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u/Strict-Farmer904 1d ago

That makes me very sad but I fully get it/anticipated it

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u/Duper-Deegro 2d ago

Seriously man. Trump is actually making me root for China, and I was as big a China hater as they came before Orange moron got into office again.

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u/MaleOrganDonorMember 2d ago

Hope in one hand and shit in the other. See which one fills up first.

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u/Turray 2d ago

Nah dude we don’t want ya

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u/usedtobethatcamgirl 2d ago

What?

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u/mr_wally79 2d ago

This reply is based on the assumption that California will secede and potentially be absorbed by Canada, or at least very friendly trade wise.

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u/Opok8 2d ago

Delusional

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u/ArpanetGlobal 1d ago

You can use my house as a jump point. 🇨🇦

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u/ComprehensiveFlan121 18h ago

cries in Iowan

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u/fireflydrake 10h ago

Can the nice northeastern states come too?

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u/QWEEFMONSOON 2d ago

To the end sister/brother