I ended up late to work today because of that damn rat. It even decorated its nest with leaves 😪

Well, we were assembling the mount on the back of the TV and had the screen face down on a blanket on the floor. Our dog stepped on the side for a second before we shooed her off but it was too late.

Fractured me humerus today. I was at a wrestling tournament and got hit wrenched. My arm was in the wrong spot and this happened!

I got this truck about 5 months ago. It wasnt some duche it was a small rock that got kicked up or stuck in my tires that decided to get revenge

Bought five different dresses off of Amazon from a third-party seller and absolutely none of them want to refund my money. Some offered me 50% of the original price. I’ll have tags never have been worn.

We budgeted 3 nights but they said they could get it done in one. Cool cool but this was what they left us. And now guess who’s gonna be fixing it because, you know, corporate.

It finally happened to me. I knew it was just a matter of time. It only took like four years of being diligent, and then just one time of not being aware.

Luckily the rain was minimal.

Took over an hour to get the order that was only 5 miles away. The bag was so soggy that everything fell out as soon as I picked it up. The driver clearly was careful bringing it to my door so I don't know why they didn't tell me to be careful as well.

It was my birthday yesterday, So I figured I'd go to Rack Room to use my ✨️incredible✨️ $10 birthday discount. Found a pair I really liked and fit really well.

Then I got home and sprayed them with a water & stain shield spray (I like my non-work shoes to stay looking good as long as possible). When I set them down to dry, I realized they were two slightly different shades of tan. One a little cooler, one a little warmer.

Trying to quit vaping since you can't buy flavored vapes in my state any more. Thought buying these as a package deal would make them arrive at the same time, but now those inserts are gonna be useless until the main unit arrives.

Finance bro has lease renewal declined seemingly for flying a trump flag in non public space.

“Caldwell lawyer Brian Festa, cofounder of We the Patriots USA, a Caldwell nonprofit, said that while the situation may feel discriminatory, political views are not protected under Idaho housing law.”

Thoughts?

https://www.kivitv.com/news/idaho-student-loses-off-campus-housing-for-displaying-a-trump-flag

I had literally just opened it 5 seconds ago paying for something, cant unzip it all the way now I guess

Tested positive - feeling a bit sorry for myself right now. And I have my sister 50th birthday to organise for next week. How long does it last these days?

Scared myself half to death this morning. I knew I had sleepwalked, checked the footage and yep - That's me. A full 5 Minute Episode running through my Home with a knife in my hand checking for intruders and then going back to bed, tossing it from one hand to the other. Those knives are sharp but thankfully no cuts. Showing you the end of it. My sleepwalking sucks 🫠

Thursday down 10k. Friday down 20k. Thanks Donnie. It’s like we’re living in the Twilight Zone.