The functions aren't permanently reversed, it's just a thing that happens every so often. You get the same urge you usually would, but it feels different coming out.

With peeing, it's that uncomfortable feeling of trying to push out the tiniest little marble of shit, while with shitting, it feels like thick, maybe chunky pee.

It doesn't matter what you do. No matter how many people, toys, or kinky new things you try, you cannot orgasm. Now, it'll still feel good, you just won't get any gratification.

On the other hand, every time you sneeze, you have the best orgasm of your life. Leg shaking, skin tingly, toe curling orgasm. But, you cannot control your sneeze.

All of them see humans as potential prey

Establishing a legacy could mean making a family or doing anything that will have you remembered forever in society.

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Politics stuff like what's going on now documentaries, analysis, news, etc etc

Furry stuff like web comics, comic dubs, clips and videos furry vtubers, vr chat vids, etc etc

So a lot of it is kinda like what it says in the title but I guess I can expand on it just a little bit more here.

All money is in US Dollar for currency and would be tax free.

1. If you choose the first you will have $100 million but no matter how much you desire anything you cannot have any sort of sex or orgasm again. It doesn’t matter who you pay or what you do everyone will refuse to do anything sexually with you and even if you try playing with yourself you’ll never climax. Permanent “blue balls” basically but you’ll have lots of money.

2. If you choose complete orgasm control the condition on this is that you have to be having consensual sex or playing with yourself. If you’re just by yourself then you can only control yourself, if having consensual sex then you can control both yours and their orgasms completely. No, we’re not doing anything silly like you making it so strong that they die or anything but you will have control over how frequent and how pleasurable it is.

3. If you go this third route you will be able to get $10,000 every time you get someone to climax. (Yes, including yourself) Your success in getting someone in bed with you as well as if you can get them to orgasm is completely reliant on your own skills. But if you succeed you’ll make some decent money. The biggest downfall here is you will physically be incapable of having an orgasm except for once a year. You’ll still feel pleasure and can perform but you’ll just not be able to “finish” except for that once per year.

A. have control over a flock of 7000 pigeons that replenish at a rate of 150 a month per 1000 pigeons they maintain themselves, there is not a limit to how many pigeons you can have (when not in use they go to the pigeon world you can not access it) ( the summoning method from this world is Dr, Strange style portals that have no size limit)

B. gain a 0.50% stacking bonus to your strength and stamina for every time you consume 10 gallons of liquid (works as a bonus on base strength)

Neither have any monkeys paw esc effects I.E you not being able to control your strength

Gluttony:

• your mouth, teeth, esophagus, and stomach are superhuman to the point that you can take a bite out of a steel beam as though it were made of toffee.
• different materials have their own flavors and tastes, and can even be "cooked"(ex: using motor oil sauce for electrical cord spaghetti): you are completely immune to any harm that may come from consuming these substances, meaning you could chug a gallon of cyanide and be fine.

Wrath:

• You are 100x stronger than the average human and are proficient in all forms of combat and weaponry.
• User can instill rage in everyone around them within a 50 foot radius, those caught in this will go into a berzerker rage for the next 10 minutes that allows them to exercise their aggressions, gaining strength based on them.

Sloth:

• User can eneter a dreamworld and alter said dreams to their desires. While in the dreamworld, the user is effectively a godlike being and can make an 8 hour dream feel as though it was 50 years.
• Those within 100 Feet of the user, when they're sleeping, will find themselves drowsy and if they fall asleep, they'll be transported to the same dreamworld as you.

Pride:

• You will have the theoretically most perfect physique( not superhuman but you can outperform athletes as though you've trained your whole life)& intellect(you don't know everything, but can learn and retain learned concepts much easier)
• User is treated as a trusted friend by all they meet and will be wellknown across the world, in a similar vein as a celebrity, making getting things from others extremely easy; some may even be willing to kill for them if asked.

Envy:

• User can Transform into others at will and even replicate their clothing, DNA, and voices at will without error. If the user mimics a material, like metal, then their body will mimic it perfectly.
• User can also shapeshift others to their liking and make them disfigured or cure disfigurements. Can completely undo birth defects or even cure physical ailments like blindness or Quadrupedalism; however, things like disease or cancer cannot be cured, but instead "removed" by severing portions of their body, which may show up as a missing limb.

Greed:

• Whenever the user needs to pay for something, they can generate the payment, so long as it's tangible. For example: if someone offers you their car for a mint condition, autographed comic book the user would immediately have it on person. Gambling has a 0.1% failure rate.
• User is an economic genius and has the ability to turn the stupidest idea into a fortune 500 business within a year. User is also able to help others financially, but only in exchange for their souls(servitude); example: if the president of america offered their soul to help clear the national debt, they would forever be directly under the user's control.

Resistance to blunt force trauma, such as being struck by a vehicle or falling from great heights

or

Resistance to piercing injuries, like being stabbed with a knife or shot by a bullet

Would you rather never need to defecate again but every time you eat, your “would be” feces gets split into particles that get placed into your future meals, or never have to drink water again but you have to pee 5x more relative to the amount of times you would have had to pee according to a timeline where you had not taken the offer?

The feces gets split into enough particles that you can’t taste it in your future meals, you just know it’s there.

You get offered to be transformed by a mysterious werewolf/vampire right now when you read this post or never again. There are many others of both kinds in the world but you will have to find them.

Werewolf: transforms into a beast when they want but also when there is full moon and when they get particularly emotional. Cannot control themselves when transformed at the beginning, so you will have to take that into account if you don't want to become a public danger, but can change that through practice. You also get a lot more strength and physical stamina, a stronger metabolism and your body can regenerate every wound in a short time, so you age very slowly (10 times slower than normal) and wounds and sickness can hardly kill you. For the rest you are a normal human being and can easily integrate into society.

Vampire: you are basically an undead so you are immortal unless your heart gets trusted by wood or silver, you get into sunlight, or you don't feed for enough days. You can endure and regenerate every kind of other wound and will be transferred as a storm of bats into the last place you slept in if the wound is too big or just if you feel like. You have to drink at least 2 liter of mamal (more if not because less nutrient) blood per day to live, and you also have to eat 500 gr of meat per day (and vampire hunger is like cocaine withdrawal). You must avoid daylight at all costs, your canines are bigger and your eyes are like the ones of a cat (colour may vary), and your body temperature is the one a dead person would have, so it can be very difficult to integrate into society because you're for sure weird, but in a possibily pleasant way (you're made to adescate after all). Also you are slightly stronger and have more stamina than a normal human and you still need to sleep.