r/agedlikemilk 19h ago

Curdled.

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u/GarlicThread 19h ago

TRADE OFFER

You : admit you were wrong

I : provide respect and a donkey hat

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u/Blubasur 18h ago

The art of the deal

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u/titanofold 17h ago

A better book: The Art of Negotiating the Best Deal. (https://www.thegreatcourses.com/courses/negotiating-the-best-deal)

The best deal is the one where everyone still wants to work with you after the deal is done. Not necessarily that everyone gets everything they want, but they're still willing to develop the relationship.

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u/DAHFreedom 17h ago

Read “Getting to Yes” for similar concepts

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u/Additional-Tap8907 17h ago

Yeah Trump’s book is about how to burnish your ego and feel like you’re winning whether or not you actually are. A better metric is how to establish long term mutually beneficial relationships with others so that you create an entire self sustaining ecosystem around you. Trump knows nothing about that.

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u/N3rdScool 16h ago

He knows all about it, he's just loyal to the people who saved him from bankruptcy... again.

It's wild to me that anyone like that could be president.

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u/Additional-Tap8907 16h ago

He creates a self sustaining swamp of corruption and lies

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u/Freethecrafts 17h ago

The best deal is where both sides have vested interests and want whatever venture to succeed.

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u/Diligent-Phrase436 16h ago

Trump is lecturing us on The Art of Creating a Cult, much more powerful than any deal, best or not.

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u/_Answer_42 16h ago

Drop the "the"

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u/Blubasur 15h ago

Nah, not the book I care to get the title right of.

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u/mak484 18h ago

Nah. Trump is not different, the people backing him are just way more organized. They were not subtle about any of this. Anyone who believed he wouldn't do the things he and his people literally said they wanted to do, is willfully ignorant. People like this are not trustworthy. All it will take is a slightly better lie to get them to turn on us again. Admitting you were wrong about something so obvious doesn't deserve praise.

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u/ScrotallyBoobular 17h ago

Trump 1.0 was forced into surrounding himself with more typical NeoLib Republicans who kept their same usual trajectory of just mildly fucking Americans and the budget without making too much of a splash.

Trump 2.0 is embracing the more radicals who openly want to tear America down and rebuild it into a white nationalist Oligarchy.

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u/DukeOfGeek 16h ago

I don't think Moscow cares for it to be rebuilt. You are right about the first part though.

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u/Aaronsknee 16h ago

Tariffs are bad because every other country has 0% Tariffs on US goods.

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u/thewhizzle 15h ago

Focused tariffs have a purpose. Blanket tariffs are stupid.

What wealthy country has blanket tariffs?

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u/Dunder_Chief1 16h ago

An alternative argument i have heard is that the evangelical Christian groups are championing this because they think destabilizing America will bring about Armageddon, and as such will bring about the 2nd coming of Christ.

You know, because playing chicken with God works out so well historically ( if you believe the Bible they say they follow, but have never read).

In addition, that adds clarity as to why there is such support for Israel.

The prevailing belief is that Jerusalem will be the new kingdom, so protecting that by any monstrous means necessary is actually being supportive of God, and not in any way against Jesus' teachings.

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u/ChewingOurTonguesOff 13h ago

So they vote for the anti-christ? I doubt if their god is real he will reward them for that.

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u/viciouspandas 8h ago

Most of the Evangelicals are not that into the weeds of their religion. When interviewed, most understood Trump wasn't really religious, and they weren't saying they wanted Armageddon. The most common answer of why they voted for him is because they felt he was protecting them. Not that any of that statement is true, but that they think he is protecting them and they think they are being persecuted.

It's pretty easy to spin geopolitical interests to the typical voter without some deeper religious lore. America largely supports Israel because we have since the Cold War, and Democrats in general also support Israel. Only on the fringes do we see the opposite because the farther left supports Palestine for leftist reasons, while parts of the extreme right supports Palestine because they hate Jews more than they hate Arabs. Seeing blue haired liberal college students protesting for Palestine probably hardens the typical Evangelical's support for Israel more than than some obscure reason of Jerusalem becoming the New Kingdom. It's just "Woke student protesting for Palestine. Woke = bad. Israel must be good".

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u/QubitEncoder 14h ago

Homelander ahh

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u/mortgagepants 17h ago

i'm just a fairly stupid partisan on the left so i don't get it.

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u/VirtualBeyond6116 17h ago

Yeah, he's not admitting we were right by the way. He's just saying trump 2.0 is different,,, but he couldn't figure it out ahead of time,,, but he's also a "man of honor".

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u/Diligent-Phrase436 16h ago

And trump 2.0 is like a revamped version of Trump? If anything is just Trump knowing full well that he either dies in office or stays in office until dying. Democracy is not longer an option for him.

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u/Farranor 16h ago

I think it means Trump's second term compared to his first.

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u/Halo_cT 16h ago

It's more like "TRUMP CHANGED! I WAS RIGHT THEN BUT NOW HE'S DIFFERENT"

which isn't true at all. He's always been a moron. Now he just doesnt have anyone telling him no like he did the first time.

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u/Farranor 16h ago

A quick web search reveals that "Trump 2.0" refers specifically to his second term, not to a new and different version of Trump or changes in his behavior. Trump 2.0 could've turned out much the same as Trump 1.0, but people like OOP are now learning that it is not.

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u/Halo_cT 16h ago

fair enough. These folks have a tendency to dodge accountability so that's how it seemed. Thanks for the info.

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u/CustomMerkins4u 16h ago

And Trump 2.0 is no different. It's just this time it's hurting his pocketbook instead of the middle class's pocketbook.

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u/body_by_art 14h ago

I mean it is different because term 1:

He was worried about re-election.

The supreme court hadn't ruled on presidential immunity, so now he has no real consequences.

He had no experience in the government and its processes.

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u/Professional_Bed_87 16h ago

I guess it was just by dumb luck that all of the fairly stupid lefties were right on this one. Who woulda thought? 

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u/Rich-Ad-7833 16h ago

And I'm just a caveman.

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u/Beaconxdr789 17h ago

Make it a Videogame Dunkey hat and you've got a deal

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u/OtteryBonkers 17h ago

"I" just seems wrong here, although it is entirely correct

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u/PenaltyElectronic318 17h ago

I want a donkey hat.

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u/__T0MMY__ 17h ago

Can I be both wrong and get a donkey hat because they're dope? He asked respectfully.

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u/GarlicThread 17h ago

We all have a little donkey in us ❤️

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u/TotalChaosRush 16h ago

Inquiry, do i have to actually be wrong to get a hat?

Additional inquiry, can I have multiple hats?

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u/FamiliarAnt4043 16h ago

At this point, I'll wear the dunce hat and happily parade around the city if it will make the BS stop....bit it won't.

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u/AquaBits 13h ago

Steam would mark this as a potential scam lol