r/agedlikemilk 19h ago

Curdled.

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u/gcg2016 18h ago

And, to be clear, most of them were also awful in their own ways. They were mostly about self-enrichment rather than installing a new world order.

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u/Breadloafs 16h ago

There is a bit of a self-correcting apparatus built into that kind of greed, though. The Kushner types are thoroughbred parasites; they still need a living host to keep sucking wealth out of. The newer breed of Trump sycophant is just ripping the copper wire out of the walls. We've hit the crackhead era.

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u/Old-Bat-7384 15h ago

Yeah, I'm afraid of this. I'm afraid of the US ending up being a husk of a nation akin to Russia. The worst Kushner-style parasites would do is mold the US into China, which at least resembles a functioning nation.

This current lot wants to steal and sell anything not bolted to the foundation and then sell the foundation to the highest bidder. 

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u/Iboven 15h ago

Maybe if he does enough damage and everyone really feels it for a while it will change things. I've always said the only way politics will change is if the Republicans actually get their way for once. Well they're getting their way now. Even Trump's first term was mostly the same as earlier conservatives--a tax cut and then pretty much nothing. This is just all of their extreme desires being carried out. Every republican is going to feel it.

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u/ElegantHuckleberry50 15h ago

I’m afraid they will die on Trump dung hill rather than admit they screwed the pooch.

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u/Iboven 15h ago

Hungry dogs turn on their owner rather quickly. They just haven't been hungry yet.

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u/EnvironmentalHour613 13h ago

They never will be. The elites have learned to keep us fed (with shit).

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u/Kithzerai-Istik 13h ago

The poorest, most toothless people I know (and I mean that literally, not figuratively) are all rabid Trumpians. Every last one.

These people will not learn.

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u/Halofauna 14h ago

There’s usually only one way to leave a cult, and it’s not by choice

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u/Beard_o_Bees 14h ago

They will absolutely die on Trump-Turd Hill rather than admit they were wrong about anything.

They'll find a way to make him the victim, like they have countless times in the past.

I think the best we can hope for is - if we manage to have another election - that they stay home and hurl shit from the sidelines.

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u/N3M0S3 13h ago

They do, just Look into the conservative subreddit. Is insane. As a german i am exceptionally disgusted. cause if one half of the country enables a Dictator and the other half does nothing against it ... well history will judge, just like it judged ALL germans.

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u/Unusual_Scar1150 12h ago

let them tbh

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u/Wonderful_Eagle_6547 15h ago

GW Bush was president for 5 years with a Republican House and Senate. Worth noting the entire global economy melted down toward the end of that period. So it's not like this hasn't happened before. Somehow they managed to re-frame that time period as "That time Democrats made a bunch of poors buy houses they couldn't afford" and their followers actually deeply believe that narrative.

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u/deviltrombone 14h ago

Nothing that unusual about W.

Every “Unified Republican Government” Ever Has Led to a Financial Crash

https://thereformedbroker.com/2016/12/13/every-unified-republican-government-ever-has-led-to-a-financial-crash/

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u/Iboven 15h ago

The GW presidency didn't enact even a fraction of what Republicans wanted.

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u/Particular_Opinion63 13h ago

Didn't more Democrats than Republicans vote to bail out the banks instead of the poors in 2008?

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u/Lewis-and_or-Clark 11h ago

I mean they are also slimy assholes, but like you think a Republican admin wouldn’t have done that?

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u/Auer-rod 13h ago

Conservatives have an effective propaganda network. Liberals do not. They have some media bias sure, but nothing similar to conservative networks.

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u/Icy_Comfort8161 15h ago

I'm hoping that this is the case, but this administration is corrupting everything so quickly and thoroughly it will be very difficult to fix.

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u/Lovestorun_23 13h ago

It will never recover it’s been damaged by Trump in every way

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u/ebdawson1965 14h ago

Nothing? January 6th was unforgivable. Unfortunately, it seems legal if you have enough money, and thug followers who will rain death threats upon anyone who questions an Evil Chauncey Gardener.

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u/OccamsChopstick 14h ago

At that point it may not matter for us. We can try to turn things around but there's no reason for our trading partners to ever trust us again. We've shown that every 4 years there is the possibility that a bunch of the dumbest citizens will get together to elect someone who will purposefully crash the economy and shit all over our allies.

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u/Immediate_Cost2601 12h ago

That's like hoping your tumor will be your best friend.

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u/Iboven 8h ago

It worked for Leela.

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u/elliemaefiddle 12h ago

That's how we got the New Deal in the first place. Because Republican control is how we got the great depression in the first place.

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u/Iboven 8h ago

So we're literally just reliving the 20s...

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u/watch-nerd 9h ago

That's what happened in the 1930s.

Hoover fucked up the Depression so bad the Republicans lost control of the House and Senate for 60 years.

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u/NBSPNBSP 15h ago

The previous Trump admin looked at the contemporary CCP police state and tried to emulate its invasions of privacy and increase in state-backed violence against dissidents.

The current Trump admin looked back on the Wild 90s era of Russia and decided to use it and the discography of Lesopoval as a playbook.

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u/MadeByTango 14h ago

You don’t live with a parasite; you remove it or serve it

Better for us to die and take a shot being reborn than be a walking zombie nation watching our wealth continue to transfer to the elites…

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u/Great_Horny_Toads 14h ago

100%. We are Russia already. Putin made the same deal with Trump he made with his own oligarchs. “Obey my commands,” (in Trump’s case, destroy America’s democracy), “and I will let you steal as much as you want from the American people.”

This is likely what the tariffs are really about. All they have to do is take short positions on stuff and then create bad news. We lose, they profit.

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u/Caveman_7 14h ago

How you even come to the conclusion that kushner-style parasites would somehow mold the US into anything remotely like china is interesting. Something like gilded age 1880 USA makes more sense.

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u/stout_ale 14h ago

Thats what I'm thinking, is they want to make the American people so miserable and desperate, when Russia holds out thier hand, we'll all be stamped down to deny it. All other counties and allies cut off, they've been feeding how great Russia is for over a decade now, even when jokes of puton on a horse. It's basically an abusive spouse making the abuse normalized until the only options given are taken without any fight.

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u/bevedog 14h ago

This is so clearly the plan

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u/Kithzerai-Istik 13h ago

A Soviet-style fall is exactly where we’re heading.

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u/OttersAreCute215 12h ago

Kleptocracy

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u/CoffeeOrTeaOrMilk 12h ago

It’s quite tragic we are now like “I’m ok with being China just don’t give me Russia.”

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u/jbp84 12h ago

We’ll be Russia with a new cost of paint. Just enough creature comforts to keep the masses coddled, but yeah. We’re fucked.

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u/Able_Ad_7747 11h ago

Too late

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u/Delicious-Ganache606 16h ago

This is too painfully accurate

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u/kgm2s-2 15h ago

Crackhouse America...has a certain ring to it...

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u/LastPlaceIWas 14h ago

Have some self respect. It's a Crack home, not a Crack house.

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u/Hubertino855 14h ago

As someone from central Europe this is my greatest fear...

Trump will not be you Hitler he will be your Yeltsin, socio economic consequences for your country and people would be so devastating it's terrifying to even imagine....

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u/Breadloafs 14h ago

I think this assessment is probably closer to the truth. There's a certain lack of drive and competence in the Trump camp that makes me doubt that he's our Hitler.

The terrifying thing for me, anyway, is the reactionary movement that'll accompany the US losing its position of economic dominance. The American middle class isn't exactly known for keeping calm in times of crisis.

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u/1Oaktree 15h ago

Kyahner and them are blood sucking parasites... Trumps just drowning things.

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u/NovGeo 14h ago

🙌

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u/alangcarter 14h ago

I once said that its the job of each Republican President to make his Republican predecessor look statesmanlike, so the only question is will the next guy run as Chapo or Guzman.

I now think El Chapo would be an improvement, because he needs a functioning US economy that loves his product, whereas Trump just wants to destroy it all for laughing at his mushroom.

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u/Old_Palpitation_6535 13h ago

Best description I’ve seen yet.

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u/daaanish 12h ago

Beautifully put.

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u/batman_crothers 12h ago

Never been a more humorous and apt mixed metaphor. 

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u/googolplexy 11h ago

Are you a poet? Legitimately great wordage.

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u/OregonHusky22 18h ago

Oh yeah they were terrible too, but just immersed enough in the modern liberal world order to round off the roughest edges of Trumpism.

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u/GalacticBishop 15h ago

I worked with Kanye on Life of Pablo. Last time that you could say some honest people were around him. After a few folks tried to help him/tell it like it is...he pushed them away.

Look at where he is now.

Trump's doing the same thing

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u/ajmartin527 15h ago

Yes, clearly his handlers understood that this go round. If nothing else, from Pence’s actions on Jan 6.

They’ve removed literally all impediments - anyone who could possibly talk some sense into him. Now they can just play him like a fiddle and he’ll stand up there like the good puppet he is and do their bidding full stop.

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u/BeefistPrime 17h ago

This is true, but if some assholes save us from committing economic suicide because it's going to hurt them too, they still prevented damage.

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u/Aaronsknee 16h ago

Tariffs are bad because every other country has 0% Tariffs on US goods.

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u/Apprehensive_Cash108 17h ago

That's been the ethos of the democratic party for decades!

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u/Fun_Reporter9086 16h ago

Lol, somehow you found a way to say, what about the “democratic party?!” Lol, classy MAGA voter.

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u/KingKoopasErectPenis 15h ago

And that's bad how? "Oh no, the Democrats saved us from the crushing recession that George W. started." Like that's the weakest fucking argument ever.

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u/Irradiated_Apple 17h ago

Kinda nuts how the only thing keeping him somewhat in-check the first time was the competing self interests of different factions in the White House.

As crazy as it sounds I think that is still happening a little bit. Vance is owned by Peter Thiel while Trump is owned by Musk. There's more overlap in their shared goals but there is still some head butting.

But crashing the world economy so they can buy everything up/be kings of the ashes is something the two corporate blocks fully align on. So hold onto your butts boys and girls, it's going to be one hell of a ride....

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u/TheRealBlueJade 15h ago

True, but keeping trump controlled and veiled led to public acceptance for a second term. If he was full force for the first term, there would be no second term.

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u/Irradiated_Apple 15h ago

I don't know. He staged a coup and people still reelected him. I don't know why, but there doesn't seem to be anything he can do to truly loose support.

I will never understand how the badly spoken, badly dressed, horrible business man, with terrible makeup, and the world's worst comb over has such a strong cult of personality.

During his first term someone remarked Trump is a weak man's idea of strength, a cheap man's idea of class, and stupid man's idea of intelligent.

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u/lalanikshin4144220 14h ago

This. And covid actually helped him. Esp with the magat nut jobs who insisted his economy was so great. Soo many people wanted to quit but stayed in their positions to keep him inline.

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u/GhostofTinky 12h ago

Trump is clearly checked out and in decline. He isn’t running things. Musk is.

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u/OptimisticOctopus8 17h ago

True. They didn’t seem to be outright madmen, though.

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u/unsurewhatiteration 14h ago

But at least self-enrichment required that the US continue to remain solvent. The current group of loonies is trying to dismantle the entire country.

This is why I longed for Romney after Trump was elected the first time. I don't agree with basically any of his politics, and I'm also ex-Mormon and inherently question his morals and motives, but I at least believed that he was doing and would continue to do what he thought was good for the US, even if I vehemently disagreed with that that actually was.

Can't really say that for anyone in charge right now, and that's what's scary and dangerous. It's like seeing a careless kid playing with a lighter vs. a known arsonist walking around town with a blowtorch and several jugs of gasoline.

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u/lovestobitch- 13h ago

Eeww Rommney was a venture capitalist parasite. Couldn’t vote for him.

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u/unsurewhatiteration 13h ago

I wouldn't and I never did, but still I think he would have been exponentially better as a president than what we got.

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u/lovestobitch- 13h ago

Better than trump yes. I was thinking you meant better than obama.

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u/unsurewhatiteration 12h ago

Oh hell no, what I meant was I was nostalgic for a time when the shitty alternative at least wasn't hellbent on destroying the country.

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u/apathetic_revolution 16h ago

Exactly as the founding fathers intended. They knew the government was going to be run by self-interested assholes. They built a system that was supposed to pit self-interests against each other in factions so that only common interest could be pursued.

Clearly, the founding fathers never envisioned fully-automated weaponized avarice. They thought we'd be shooting ourselves in the foot with muskets.

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u/Fortestingporpoises 14h ago

His first term was more run of the mill corruption. Now we're in end of American democracy and the verge of another Great Depression territory.

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u/heliumeyes 13h ago

Not sure if you can say that about Kelly and Mattis. I really doubt they went through what they did just to publish books.

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u/StunningCulture8162 12h ago

I imagine they tended to get in each other's way a lot as well. Too busy trying to get the dullard king's attention from whatever shiny object the previous supplicant had left behind to get in any significant power / money grabs.

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u/turngep 16h ago

Those people are evil, but "Trump 2.0" isn't just evil... it's also incredibly, incredibly stupid.

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u/Born-Enthusiasm-6321 15h ago

Mnuchin was the second coming of FDR and I don't accept Mnuchin slander.

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u/BanalCausality 15h ago

I’ve seen it in business before.

Corrupt but smart is waaaaaaay better than ‘drown in the rain’ stupid.

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u/PMISeeker 14h ago

This administration is also about self enrichment

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u/AdemsanArifi 14h ago

That's how you know if a system is good or not: when bad people are compelled to do the right thing for selfish reasons anyway.

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u/ResidentBackground35 13h ago

They were mostly about self-enrichment

I mean that's basically Aristotle's definition of democracy, many people acting in their own self interest.

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u/MadnessAndGrieving 15h ago

Honestly, with that kind of people, I consider "self-enrichtment" to be the better option compared to installing a new world order.

So to me, that needs to read "most of them were also awful in their own ways. But they were mostly about self-enrichment"