r/agedlikemilk 19h ago

Curdled.

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u/OregonHusky22 19h ago

Trump 2.0 doesn’t have John Kelly, doesn’t have Steve Manuchin, doesn’t have any of the Jared and Ivanka faction. None of those guardrails are there, just yes men.

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u/gcg2016 18h ago

And, to be clear, most of them were also awful in their own ways. They were mostly about self-enrichment rather than installing a new world order.

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u/Breadloafs 16h ago

There is a bit of a self-correcting apparatus built into that kind of greed, though. The Kushner types are thoroughbred parasites; they still need a living host to keep sucking wealth out of. The newer breed of Trump sycophant is just ripping the copper wire out of the walls. We've hit the crackhead era.

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u/Old-Bat-7384 15h ago

Yeah, I'm afraid of this. I'm afraid of the US ending up being a husk of a nation akin to Russia. The worst Kushner-style parasites would do is mold the US into China, which at least resembles a functioning nation.

This current lot wants to steal and sell anything not bolted to the foundation and then sell the foundation to the highest bidder. 

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u/Iboven 15h ago

Maybe if he does enough damage and everyone really feels it for a while it will change things. I've always said the only way politics will change is if the Republicans actually get their way for once. Well they're getting their way now. Even Trump's first term was mostly the same as earlier conservatives--a tax cut and then pretty much nothing. This is just all of their extreme desires being carried out. Every republican is going to feel it.

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u/ElegantHuckleberry50 15h ago

I’m afraid they will die on Trump dung hill rather than admit they screwed the pooch.

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u/Iboven 15h ago

Hungry dogs turn on their owner rather quickly. They just haven't been hungry yet.

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u/EnvironmentalHour613 13h ago

They never will be. The elites have learned to keep us fed (with shit).

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u/Kithzerai-Istik 13h ago

The poorest, most toothless people I know (and I mean that literally, not figuratively) are all rabid Trumpians. Every last one.

These people will not learn.

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u/Halofauna 14h ago

There’s usually only one way to leave a cult, and it’s not by choice

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u/Beard_o_Bees 14h ago

They will absolutely die on Trump-Turd Hill rather than admit they were wrong about anything.

They'll find a way to make him the victim, like they have countless times in the past.

I think the best we can hope for is - if we manage to have another election - that they stay home and hurl shit from the sidelines.

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u/N3M0S3 13h ago

They do, just Look into the conservative subreddit. Is insane. As a german i am exceptionally disgusted. cause if one half of the country enables a Dictator and the other half does nothing against it ... well history will judge, just like it judged ALL germans.

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u/Unusual_Scar1150 12h ago

let them tbh

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u/Wonderful_Eagle_6547 15h ago

GW Bush was president for 5 years with a Republican House and Senate. Worth noting the entire global economy melted down toward the end of that period. So it's not like this hasn't happened before. Somehow they managed to re-frame that time period as "That time Democrats made a bunch of poors buy houses they couldn't afford" and their followers actually deeply believe that narrative.

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u/deviltrombone 14h ago

Nothing that unusual about W.

Every “Unified Republican Government” Ever Has Led to a Financial Crash

https://thereformedbroker.com/2016/12/13/every-unified-republican-government-ever-has-led-to-a-financial-crash/

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u/Iboven 15h ago

The GW presidency didn't enact even a fraction of what Republicans wanted.

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u/Particular_Opinion63 13h ago

Didn't more Democrats than Republicans vote to bail out the banks instead of the poors in 2008?

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u/Lewis-and_or-Clark 11h ago

I mean they are also slimy assholes, but like you think a Republican admin wouldn’t have done that?

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u/Auer-rod 13h ago

Conservatives have an effective propaganda network. Liberals do not. They have some media bias sure, but nothing similar to conservative networks.

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u/Icy_Comfort8161 15h ago

I'm hoping that this is the case, but this administration is corrupting everything so quickly and thoroughly it will be very difficult to fix.

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u/Lovestorun_23 13h ago

It will never recover it’s been damaged by Trump in every way

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u/ebdawson1965 14h ago

Nothing? January 6th was unforgivable. Unfortunately, it seems legal if you have enough money, and thug followers who will rain death threats upon anyone who questions an Evil Chauncey Gardener.

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u/OccamsChopstick 14h ago

At that point it may not matter for us. We can try to turn things around but there's no reason for our trading partners to ever trust us again. We've shown that every 4 years there is the possibility that a bunch of the dumbest citizens will get together to elect someone who will purposefully crash the economy and shit all over our allies.

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u/Immediate_Cost2601 12h ago

That's like hoping your tumor will be your best friend.

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u/Iboven 8h ago

It worked for Leela.

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u/elliemaefiddle 12h ago

That's how we got the New Deal in the first place. Because Republican control is how we got the great depression in the first place.

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u/Iboven 8h ago

So we're literally just reliving the 20s...

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u/watch-nerd 9h ago

That's what happened in the 1930s.

Hoover fucked up the Depression so bad the Republicans lost control of the House and Senate for 60 years.

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u/NBSPNBSP 15h ago

The previous Trump admin looked at the contemporary CCP police state and tried to emulate its invasions of privacy and increase in state-backed violence against dissidents.

The current Trump admin looked back on the Wild 90s era of Russia and decided to use it and the discography of Lesopoval as a playbook.

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u/MadeByTango 14h ago

You don’t live with a parasite; you remove it or serve it

Better for us to die and take a shot being reborn than be a walking zombie nation watching our wealth continue to transfer to the elites…

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u/Great_Horny_Toads 14h ago

100%. We are Russia already. Putin made the same deal with Trump he made with his own oligarchs. “Obey my commands,” (in Trump’s case, destroy America’s democracy), “and I will let you steal as much as you want from the American people.”

This is likely what the tariffs are really about. All they have to do is take short positions on stuff and then create bad news. We lose, they profit.

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u/Caveman_7 14h ago

How you even come to the conclusion that kushner-style parasites would somehow mold the US into anything remotely like china is interesting. Something like gilded age 1880 USA makes more sense.

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u/stout_ale 14h ago

Thats what I'm thinking, is they want to make the American people so miserable and desperate, when Russia holds out thier hand, we'll all be stamped down to deny it. All other counties and allies cut off, they've been feeding how great Russia is for over a decade now, even when jokes of puton on a horse. It's basically an abusive spouse making the abuse normalized until the only options given are taken without any fight.

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u/bevedog 14h ago

This is so clearly the plan

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u/Kithzerai-Istik 13h ago

A Soviet-style fall is exactly where we’re heading.

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u/OttersAreCute215 12h ago

Kleptocracy

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u/CoffeeOrTeaOrMilk 12h ago

It’s quite tragic we are now like “I’m ok with being China just don’t give me Russia.”

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u/jbp84 12h ago

We’ll be Russia with a new cost of paint. Just enough creature comforts to keep the masses coddled, but yeah. We’re fucked.

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u/Able_Ad_7747 11h ago

Too late

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u/Delicious-Ganache606 16h ago

This is too painfully accurate

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u/kgm2s-2 15h ago

Crackhouse America...has a certain ring to it...

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u/LastPlaceIWas 14h ago

Have some self respect. It's a Crack home, not a Crack house.

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u/Hubertino855 14h ago

As someone from central Europe this is my greatest fear...

Trump will not be you Hitler he will be your Yeltsin, socio economic consequences for your country and people would be so devastating it's terrifying to even imagine....

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u/Breadloafs 14h ago

I think this assessment is probably closer to the truth. There's a certain lack of drive and competence in the Trump camp that makes me doubt that he's our Hitler.

The terrifying thing for me, anyway, is the reactionary movement that'll accompany the US losing its position of economic dominance. The American middle class isn't exactly known for keeping calm in times of crisis.

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u/1Oaktree 15h ago

Kyahner and them are blood sucking parasites... Trumps just drowning things.

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u/NovGeo 14h ago

🙌

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u/alangcarter 14h ago

I once said that its the job of each Republican President to make his Republican predecessor look statesmanlike, so the only question is will the next guy run as Chapo or Guzman.

I now think El Chapo would be an improvement, because he needs a functioning US economy that loves his product, whereas Trump just wants to destroy it all for laughing at his mushroom.

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u/Old_Palpitation_6535 13h ago

Best description I’ve seen yet.

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u/daaanish 12h ago

Beautifully put.

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u/batman_crothers 12h ago

Never been a more humorous and apt mixed metaphor. 

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u/googolplexy 11h ago

Are you a poet? Legitimately great wordage.